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The death of Zhuge surprised Zhong Da. What's going on here?

"Zhuge Liang's Death in Zhong Da" tells the story of the Three Kingdoms period, when Zhuge Liang, commander of the Shu army, died, and Jiang Wei, the general of Shu, secretly refused to send out an obituary and slowly retired. Sima Yi (Zhong Da), the head coach of Wei Army, led the army in pursuit, only to see the handsome flag of Shu Army flying and Zhuge Liang (woodcut Zhuge Liang) sitting in the car, wearing a black silk scarf. Sima Yi suspected that Kongming had used a trick to lure the enemy, so he rode away quickly. Zhong Da is Sima Yi's word.

In the spring of 235 AD, Zhuge Liang led six armies out of Qishan and made a northern expedition to Cao Wei. In the autumn of the same year, Zhuge Liang died in Wuzhangyuan at the age of 54, because of exhaustion and recurrence of his old illness. On his deathbed, he once arranged a plan for Yang Yi to withdraw his troops: "After I die, don't send out mourning. You can build a big shrine and let my body sit in it (Kan ˉ); Put seven grains of rice in my mouth; Put a bright light at your feet; The barracks should be quiet as usual, and don't cry loudly to express your condolences.

At this time, Zhuge Liang said, "Our army can let the houzhai attack first, and then slowly retreat one battalion at a time. If Sima Yi comes after you, just wait for him to arrive, and then put my wooden statue in the car and push it to the front of the military camp, so that soldiers and soldiers can line up on both sides respectively. Sima Yi will be frightened when he sees it. "

After Zhuge Liang's death, Sima Yi observed the night sky and concluded that Zhuge Liang was dead. He wanted to pursue with a great army at once, but he still had doubts. He sent his men, Xia Houba, to Wuzhangyuan for information first. Xia Houba reported: "The Shu army has all retreated." Sima Yi immediately led a heavy army to kill Wu. Suddenly, there was a gunshot from behind the mountain, and the shouts were loud. A flag of Zhong Jun floated out of the trees, which read "Zhuge Liang, Prime Minister of Han Dynasty, Hou of Wuxiang". Dozens of generals in the army were surrounded by a four-wheeled vehicle. Zhuge Liang Duan sat in the car, wearing a black silk scarf, holding a feather fan and wearing a crane (chang3).

Sima Yi was very alarmed and said, "Zhuge Liang is still alive. I acted rashly and was cheated! " Sima yi quickly turned the horse's head and ran away. Jiang Wei shouted behind his back, "Sima Yi has been tricked by Zhuge, the prime minister." Wei Bing daylights out, dropped his helmet and armor and ran for his life.

Sima Yi ran for more than fifty miles in one breath, and two generals of Wei arrived. Sima Yi touched her head with her hand and said, "Do I still have a head?" It was two days before he realized that Zhuge Liang in the car was actually a wooden statue.

This is the story of "Zhuge died, Zhong Dasheng". Later used to refer to people who are dead, but Yu Wei is still there.

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