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I write with my good friends.
Look, a tall chubby little girl with eyebrows like two reeds. Look carefully, yes! Eyebrows are like new moons! A round face is inlaid with a pair of smiling eyes. Among the friends I have made, her personality is warm and strong. Why? Listen to me in detail
Warm: That winter, I walked with her after school, and she smiled at a little boy shivering with cold. I asked her, "Do you know her?" "no!" She picked it up before I finished. "A smile is like sunshine, right?" Before I knew it, she said. "Yes, yes ..." She said it very well. From that day on, I have been laughing and keeping myself full of sunshine.
Resilience: once I was playing games with her, and there were some boys playing basketball next to me. I don't know why a basketball flew over and hit her in the leg, but she was still laughing. I was worried that her leg would hurt, so I asked her to sit down. I took the basketball and gave it back. When you come back, ask her, "Are you in pain?" "No pain, exercise will have a price, just pay attention." She is still smiling.
I have always admired her silently, my good friend-Liu Yiman!
My good friend and I have such a person, and I know him very well.
He is a short man with a face like a red apple, short hair and two crescent eyebrows. His eyes are double eyelids, and his big eyes shine like diamonds.
He has many hobbies, such as painting, reading, playing computer and so on, and he is very devoted. Speaking of painting, there are paintings everywhere on his wardrobe, coffee table and computer desk. In his heart, those are his treasures.
He always likes to play tricks on others. For example, when we were writing new words in Chinese class, he stole my pencil box while the teacher was not paying attention, and then told me it was Niu Yujie when I couldn't find it. After repeated questioning, he finally admitted that he took it himself, which was really angry and funny.
However, he also has many advantages. For example, his class is very good and he is willing to help his classmates. He is also our math team leader.
Want to know who he is? He is my good friend Niu Yangyuan.
I broke up with my good friend.
It was noon, and we were ready to go home. I called my friends, but they ignored me all the time. The scene of them being friends and ignoring me came to mind. Their positions are the same. At first, I was good friends with one of the girls, Yuxuan, and I introduced Yuxuan to Yan Kai. Since they sat together, they basically stopped talking to me. There is a gap between the three people who were originally very good. In my anger, I really can't control my anger.
I broke up with them.
We used to like a series, and we all bought a lot of books in that series. We used to buy books for reading, but because I bought too many books (I admit I made a mistake and didn't give them a chance), they didn't have to buy them and "stole" my books. Now that we have broken up, they bought "my book" aboveboard. I heard from my aunt in the bookstore that they bought five or six books at once ... they used money to vent their anger. What should I do?
I have a composition with my good friend. Father rabbit and mother rabbit have a lovely baby rabbit-Jessie.
When Jesse grew up, his parents decided to let him go out to exercise and make more good friends.
Jessie told a joke, which made grass, floret, grandpa tree and butterfly laugh. They became good friends.
Jesse remembers what Mom and Dad said: You can't make friends with snakes or wolves.
Fish, geese and frogs like polite Jesse.
Elephants, monkeys and Jesse play bumper cars together.
Jesse's birthday has arrived, and all his good friends have come to celebrate.
Mom and dad said happily, "Jessie, you really know how to make friends."
My good friend and I also have a good friend named Qian Qian, and we have forged a deep friendship since kindergarten.
Qian Qian is always a little taller than me. She likes to wear casual clothes. She has bright black hair, tied high together.
I still clearly remember that when I was in kindergarten, we left school at the latest every day, playing slides, patting the ball and playing hide-and-seek ... until grandpa, the doorman, said it was time to go home, and we reluctantly said goodbye.
Now I'm in primary school, not in a school, and I don't meet many people, so I can only catch a holiday and play together. Sometimes we play at home, sometimes we go to Yingze Park and visit museums. This winter vacation, we went to take art photos together, wore several sets of clothes and changed several hairstyles in the studio. Like a little witch, we are so proud!
Qian Qian studies very well, and she is in the top ten in every exam. She is the monitor, too! Once she had something on her mind and told me that I seemed to be her confidant, which helped her relieve her troubles. She smiled happily and her eyes narrowed when she smiled.
What a lovely friend this is! We will always be good sisters!
I have many good friends, but my best friend is Wang Jiale.
On this day, Wang Jiale and I quarreled because I lent her a pen, but she broke mine. I was very angry and shouted at her, "Wang Jiale, you broke my pen!" " Wang Jiale said, "cheap, drink cold water! I'll give you another one tomorrow. I didn't mean to! " I turned my head angrily and ignored her.
After class, I said to my other good friend, "Can you not play with Wang Jiale?" She said doubtfully, "Aren't you and Wang Jiale best friends?" I said angrily, "I quarreled with her and she called me a cheapskate." "Well, then I won't play with her." Say that finish, she turned and left. I said the same thing to every good friend, telling them not to play with Wang Jiale, and they all agreed.
In the afternoon, I saw Wang Jiale walking alone on the playground, feeling a little lonely. I feel a little sorry for her. So I ran to Wang Jiale and said to her, "I'm sorry, Wang Jiale, I shouldn't bargain with you for a pen." She smiled and said, "Never mind." In this way, we made up again.
Students, have you ever quarreled with your friends? The taste of quarreling is really unpleasant!
Yesterday, I made an appointment with Zhou Ke to play together today. So, I got up early this morning and wanted to go back to my grandmother's house. But mom has something at school, so please work overtime for a while and can't go back in time. Later, when my mother finished her work and my grandfather came to pick us up, I couldn't wait to ask my grandfather, "Did Zhou Ke come to see me?" Grandpa said, "He has come to see you many times. You came back too late. He went to grandma's house. " I don't believe it. When I arrived at my grandmother's house, I quickly rode a small bike to see if he was at home. It turned out that Zhou Ke was really not at home, so I sighed and went home disappointed. I called Zhou Ke and he said he could only play with me at night.
In the evening, Zhou Ke finally appeared, and I jumped up with excitement. Unfortunately, my father urged me to take a bath. I took a shower in a hurry and ran out, but Zhou Ke disappeared again. Aunt said, "He has stopped playing with you and has gone home." "I don't believe it!" Suddenly, I heard a cautious meow. It must be Zhou Ke! I followed the sound. It's really him. Play ball together, play hide-and-seek together, don't mention how happy we are.
Time flies when I am with my good friend. I thought to myself, how happy I would be if I could be with my good friends every day!
My good friend and I wrote 8. He has a crew cut. His small eyes are small, but he is full of spirit. When he laughed, he narrowed into a crack. He is taller than me, but he looks thinner. He often wears a red jacket.
He loves his job very much. At home, he helps his mother clean the yard and take out the garbage every day. At school, he often takes the initiative to fetch water and clean the blackboard. When it's his turn to be on duty, he will spare no effort to clean the sanitation area, but he himself has become a face full of flowers.
He is very caring. People who usually forget to bring pencils or erasers will always sneak past as long as they see them. At the beginning of the school year, Luan Yuqi didn't return to school on time. It was he who took the initiative to help get back the new books and exercise books, and also helped to wrap the skin. Every time a classmate falls ill and vomits, other classmates get dirty, frown and hold their noses and stay away. And he always takes a dustpan to the sand to clean up the dirt at the first time.
Because of this, I like him more and more-my good friend Ren Hui.
My good friend and I have written nine books, which are an ocean of knowledge. Everyone needs to read. Reading can increase people's knowledge, learn to learn, teach people to be human, and let us know what to do well and what not to do well. Reading can educate people, so I like books very much, and I love making friends with them more.
There are many books at home. I especially like fables. Because it taught me a lot. For example, I have seen Men in Black and learned that innate things cannot be changed by manpower, and stupid people often don't know this truth. Goats and shepherds. It taught me that facts speak louder than words. In life, some people's mistakes or crimes have been clearly placed there. Isn't it ridiculous that he still wants to hide it, just like a shepherd? And Cowards and Crows. Although this story is absurd, its philosophy is intriguing. There are many examples in life: jobs that require courage to be so competent are taken on by cowards; The work that needs smart people is occupied by stupid people. ...
Books are human steps, and birds compare books to wings; Humans collectively refer to books as an important part of us. Only by reading books well can we make progress.
Books laid a good foundation for me. I really appreciate you. You trained me to be so lively and smart.
Leo Chou is my good friend in kindergarten, and we have a good relationship. Zhou Wei is relatively fat, of medium build, likes to wear blue clothes, likes running and throwing sandbags, attends classes very much, and his teachers and classmates like him very much. I remember once, he saw a little boy being bullied by a big classmate. He quickly stepped forward to stop it, and taught Datong a lesson, telling him not to beat (bully) his classmates in the future. Another time, my exercise book disappeared. As soon as he knew, he came to help me find it. "That was yesterday's homework. If I don't hand it in, the teacher will definitely criticize me, "I thought. Leo Chou thought about it and tried his best to help me find it. Finally, he found it under a classmate's desk. I am very grateful to him! As long as his classmates have anything, he will help him enthusiastically. He runs very fast and won the first place in the sports meeting many times! Every class, he is always the first to raise his hand to answer questions, and his test scores have always been among the best in the class ... When I was in grade one, they moved to Beijing. Now, the fifth grade is coming soon, and I still can't forget the good times with him! Instructor: Hu 26 1
My good friend and I wrote 1 1. On Saturday afternoon, I invited him to play football at the football field. He said to me, "Let's see who kicks the ball into the goal first." I said, "Yes." So we started playing football. I kicked the ball hard at his goal first, but he blocked it. He also kicked the ball hard at my goal, but he slipped and slipped. I rushed over and asked him, "Are you all right?" He said, "Nothing." We played again.
We played for a long time, but we didn't draw. Finally, he kicked the ball away. I saw the ball hit too high and there was no defense. In this way, the ball made a beautiful arc and shot into the basket. He won. We are both so tired that we are sweating. We drank a little water and then sat there to have a rest. We watched the sunset together. There were many clouds in the sky, which was beautiful. The clouds in the sky are red, as if burned, and the sun is dazzling red and beautiful. The whole sky is red, as if it were dyed red with blood.
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