A bowl of wontons, three women

In the morning, a big event happened at the wonton stall opened by Anhui people.

Two women who did not know each other became enemies over a bowl of wontons.

At 8:05 in the morning, the two women came in at the same time and each ordered a bowl of wontons. After finding a seat and sitting down, Liu Cuiqin looked at her phone and Wang Lili coaxed the children.

The Anhui boss had a waiter who was a bit deaf and in his sixties. He placed the freshly made wontons between the two of them, wiped the table with a rag, and left.

Liu Cuiqin put a spoonful of spicy oil in the bowl. Wang Lili opposite was unhappy and said:

"I got there first."

Liu Cuiqin ignored her. She not only added a spoonful of spicy oil, but also a spoonful of vinegar, and said:

"Only when you go to the toilet, it's first-come, first-served. What, are you in a hurry to go to the toilet?"

After hearing this, Wang Lili put down the child, moved the bowl in front of herself, and said:

"If you want to say that, then I have no need to discuss it."

She moved the bowl, but Liu Cuiqin was not a fuel-efficient lamp. She stuck her hand on the edge of the bowl and said:

"You don't have to negotiate, and I don't have to negotiate either."

After saying that , picked up the spoon, took out a small wonton, and put it in his mouth.

Wang Lili was completely irritated. She did not fish out the wontons, nor did she catch the edge of the bowl. She looked at Liu Cuiqin. When Liu Cuiqin finished the third wonton, Wang Lili spat two mouthfuls of saliva into the bowl. Said:

"Eat your wontons. If you don't finish them, you're a son of a bitch."

Liu Cuiqin is in her fifties, and no one dares to do it when she has lived so long. She spit in the bowl, and no one dared to call her mother a bitch. Suddenly she became furious and pointed at Wang Lili's nose:

"Little bitch, who do you think is a bitch?"

Wang Lili was not to be outdone:

"You Bitch, you are a bitch, and your whole family is a bitch!”

The surrounding diners eating wontons were trying to persuade her, and the more they tried to persuade her, the more angry they became. Liu Cuiqin kicked Wang Lili in the stomach. Wang Lili tore Liu Cuiqin's hair. It didn't matter if she didn't tear it, and tore off Liu Cuiqin's wig cover. Liu Cuiqin became bald when she was in her thirties.

Liu Cuiqin could no longer control her emotions. While crying for her father and calling her mother, she and Wang Lili continued to fight. When Wang Lili’s six-year-old child saw his mother being bullied, he also joined the fight with his little fist. Go straight to Liu Cuiqin's belly.

The fight was not in vain, both of them had colors on their faces.

Although Wang Lili and her son fought two against one, they did not tear Liu Cuiqin apart. She was on her period and had no strength, so she was kicked to the ground by Liu Cuiqin. Judging from the situation at the scene, it was Liu Cuiqin who won the fight. Since he won, it didn’t matter whose wontons belonged to him. Liu Cuiqin wanted to leave, but Wang Lili on the ground hugged her left leg tightly. Wang Lili freed her hand, made a phone call, and chatted.

Two minutes later, a strong man with big arms and round waist came to the scene of the incident in a hurry. He saw Wang Lili lying on the ground, her hair disheveled, her face stained, and there was a purple patch under her left eyelid. She said nothing. , and immediately looked at Liu Cuiqin, whose legs were being held by Wang Lili:

"Sister, what's going on?"

Liu Cuiqin was startled by this strong man, with all the tendons and flesh all over his body. Like a hill, Liu Cuiqin's tone softened:

"Ask your wife."

Wang Lili on the ground pointed at the strong man, panting. Said:

"Are you still a man? Beat her for me."

The strong man was calm and said:

"Lili, get up first. "So many people are watching."

Wang Lili suffered a loss in the fight and was kicked in the stomach again. She couldn't get rid of her anger for a while, so she pointed first at the strong man and then at Liu Cuiqin:< /p>

"Fuck you, beat her to death, and I will be your wife."

The strong man's features were squeezed together and he spread his hands: < /p>

"This... what are you talking about?"

Wang Lili's child was stunned and cried "Wow".

At this time, there was a commotion outside and a gentleman came in with a pair of glasses on his nose and smooth skin. He heard from the neighbor at the door that his wife was fighting with someone at the wonton stall. When he came in, he saw Wang Lili lying on the bed. On the ground, I saw Liu Cuiqin, who was also bald and with a colorful face. Without any hesitation, he swung a fist and hit Liu Cuiqin in the face. Liu Cuiqin, who was in his fifties, was hit so hard that stars appeared in his eyes and blood flowed from his nostrils. Come out.

Seeing me beating someone, Wang Lili’s son cried again, pulled his trouser legs and said:

“Dad, dad, just now my mother said that he wanted to be this uncle’s wife. ."

After saying that, he cried even harder.

The gentle man and the strong man looked at each other. The strong man smiled, said nothing, and left.

Liu Cuiqin fell to the ground and couldn't breathe for a long time. The spectators said to call 120 immediately. At this time, Liu Cuiqin sat up, as if crying in mourning, patting her hands and said:

"Mom "Hey, hit me, I'm your own mother."

Wiping the blood from his nose, he wiped it on his bald head as if it was a gourd. The gentle man blushed, moved a chair, brought his son over, and held him in his arms:

"Son, what did you just say?"

The son has not yet When she opened her mouth, Liu Cuiqin howled again, her wig cover lying dirty on the ground. After howling until her voice became hoarse, wrinkles appeared, and her tears dried up, Liu Cuiqin's daughter came in and saw her mother sitting on the ground crying and howling. She asked what was going on. When Liu Cuiqin saw the reinforcements coming, she felt confident and said: < /p>

"This bitch man beat me."

Liu Cuiqin's daughter is carrying a big, dense wave on her head, which is draped on her shoulders. With her thick hip bones and thick waist, her whole body is... Seems spacious. Da Lang was just about to have a fight with the gentle man, so he opened his stance and looked at him. Oh my god, it turned out that they were acquaintances. Not only were they acquaintances, they had eaten together. Not only had they eaten, but they had also watched movies. In the movie, the two even slept together. Not only did they sleep together, the gentle man also promised to marry Da Lang. Later, he didn't get married and slept with Da Lang eight times. Da Lang always liked to fart in bed. The gentle man couldn't stand it and disappeared from Da Lang's life like a fart.

The big wave carefully looked at the gentle man from top to bottom, including his headband and tail. Yes, it was this guy. He was still the same as a year ago. His skin was as tender as water, and he was as gentle as a girl's skin. It can be broken by bullets. She slept with him a year ago and then disappeared. New and old hatreds were added to each other. The big wave picked up the gentle man from the chair, slapped him on the face that could be broken and said:

"This slap is for my mother."

Then another slap:

"This slap is for myself. Eat my mother's food and drink my mother's water." , I also paid for the house."

He stretched out his thumb and index finger, made an "eight" sign, turned his waist in a circle, and shouted to the people around him:

"I slept with my mother eight times. One time when I came to visit my aunt, this bitch man came hard and caused me to suffer from gynecological diseases."

There was nothing to say, the gentle man stared, started to refuse the bill, and shouted at me She yelled:

"Who are you?"

They hadn't seen each other for a year. Da Lang couldn't remember his name for a moment, but suddenly remembered his physical characteristics and pointed at the elegant man. Chest said:

"There is a big round black mole on your left chest."

He gestured with his hand, rubbed his index finger and thumb into a small circle, and said to everyone:

"About this big."

Wang Lili stopped crying or shouting. She hugged her son over and said to the gentle man:

"Go back If we don’t talk about it at home, this life will be miserable.”

The gentle man was furious, thinking of the strong man just now, and his wife actually wanted to be the wife of the strong man. There might be something hidden in this. Well, she didn't care what she said:

"Yes, make it clear. If you don't make it clear, we will get a fucking divorce."

Wang Lili pointed at the big wave and looked at the elegant man :

"I don't think we should talk about it anymore. Just get a divorce. Go ahead and marry this woman.

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Da Lang curled his lips and said:

"Who wants it? I feel disgusted if you give it to me. I slept with my mother eight times, and the total time did not exceed eight minutes. Ugh, disgusting! ”

Liu Cuiqin stood up from the ground and suddenly learned about her daughter’s affair with this gentle man. It turned out that this man was the one who caused her daughter to suffer from gynecological diseases. She cried and came forward to pull the gentle man’s hair. Waves followed suit.

The elegant man's shirt was torn, and his underwear was also torn, revealing a large round black mole on his left chest.

Wang Lili. Ignoring Liu Cuiqin, she walked out of the wonton shop with her son disheveled. The son looked back at his father and cried so much that the wonton shop almost collapsed.

The big wave won, and Liu Cuiqin also won, and the bowl of wontons was still there. Let yourself eat first, pick up the wig cover, rinse it under the tap, put it on, your head is no longer bald, and your eyebrows are no longer wrinkled.

The mother and daughter walked out of the wonton shop and wanted to go to the community hospital. After prescribing some medicine, I met the strong man from before in the registration hall. The strong man seemed to be stronger than before. He was hugging a young girl. The girl had a smile on her face and was holding her slightly protruding belly. Da Lang was about to register. I touched my trouser pocket and wondered when I had lost my wallet. I thought I might have left it at the wonton shop during the fight, so I turned back to look for it. All the spectators in the wonton shop had dispersed, and the Anhui boss said to himself: < /p>

"Two bowls of wontons were ordered together. One bowl was served first, and then the deaf man took it away. "

Then he said:

"Why are you so anxious! "

Suddenly I remembered something and said to the deaf waiter:

"In the future, when encountering this kind of situation, serve the two bowls together. "

The waiter was carrying a bowl of wontons and turned to look at him:

"What did you say? ”