Qiu funny junior high school composition

Between teachers and students

Person: class teacher/student male, student female, location: class teacher's office. Author: Biao Biao

Class: It is said that the welfare of the school is high and the teachers are rich, but now students are becoming more and more difficult to teach, people are taller than the sky, and homework is done in a mess. Hey! This is a problem for the students in our class. No (shaking his two-point homework). Student A and B got into trouble again today. I had a quarrel with my teacher, so I want to talk to them again.

Ab: (knocking at the door)

Ben: Come on in.

AB: What can I do for you, class teacher?

Ben: Nothing.

A: Nothing. Let's go back first. (I want to go)

Ben: Come back. Nothing. Can I talk to you? What mistakes did you make in teacher Chen's class today?

Nothing, just quarreling with the teacher.

Ben: I quarreled with my teacher. Nothing? Is this not a joke? Do you still have a teacher in your eyes? Do you know how to respect teachers?

B: Teacher, we didn't do anything wrong. We're just defending our self-esteem.

A: It's Mr. Chen. He went too far. Completely disregarding our feelings.

Ben: Relax, sit down, or drink some water first.

B: It's very kind of you, class teacher.

Ben: Don't be a good boy ... What happened?

A: Oh, that is, we copied our homework.

Ben: What? Copy the homework again, you say, you look at the homework (turn it over). I'm afraid of ghosts.

What do you mean?

Ben: It's like Zhang Tianshi's graffiti. Are you afraid of ghosts?

A: But, teacher, the homework we copied this time is very neat, just like what we wrote.

Ben: Then who copied it for whom?

A: Teacher, I copied it for him. Isn't that what you always say? Male students should take care of female students. Moreover, the school also said that students who study well should help those who study poorly.

Ben: Just you? You are still studying hard, and you have made up four of the six courses. Moreover, the school stipulates that students' homework should be archived, so it is right for you to copy it for him.

The head teacher is right. You male students only seek speed, not grades, which makes our female students suffer a lot.

Ben: I don't even want to talk about you. If he wants to copy it for you, you copy it and you don't check it. So many years of books have been wasted?

A: Don't blame her, class teacher. I offered to help her copy. As a boy, how can girls suffer? How can you be cold-blooded and heartless, and let girls die regardless!

Ben: As a boy, you shouldn't let a girl suffer, but if you just copy for her, do you still have the dignity as a boy?

A: The class teacher is right. Copy it next time.

B: OK. ...

Ben: What? Copy, do you still have a teacher in your eyes? Are there any school rules? No wonder Mr. Chen criticized you.

A: That's not criticism. Is to scold. That saliva is like a downpour.

Ben: Scold?

That scene is not a curse. This can be said to be an insult. The saliva is comparable to the flood of the Yellow River.

Ben: Insult? Is it that exaggerated?

You always miss that scene. I don't even know how terrible Mr. Chen is.

Ben: What do you mean?

A: (imitating teacher Chen) A, how did your mother get this thing? You copied all your homework wrong. Isn't living a waste of air?

Ben: So hard? So what's your answer?

A: I said that the teacher had nothing to do with her. I made a mistake and copied it for her.

B: (imitating teacher Chen) Then you are even more pig. You said you were all wrong and you had the cheek to copy it for her. Do you still have the brain to call yourself a pig? That also insulted the pig.

Ben: It's terrible. What did you do?

B: Teacher Chen kicked us out of the classroom after each of us said a word.

Ben: Can I talk to you for a second?

A: Yes, it means "Mr. Chen, I understand how pigs bark. You can call this class "really good" (elongation).

B: I mean, "Teacher, you can insult me, but you can't insult yourself."

Ben: Teacher Chen is really out of line, but you are also out of line. How can you say that the teacher is a pig? In fact, you are both good on the whole. Why did you become like this? Besides, it's your fault in the first place. Can't you just put up with it and talk about it after class? Why are you so impulsive? Haven't you heard of it? Impulse is the devil, impulse is the gunpowder in the bomb, impulse is a pair of handcuffs and shackles, and it is a regret medicine that can never be eaten.

A: Eh, which student doesn't want to study well and win the favor of the opposite sex?

B: Which student doesn't want to get a scholarship and eat German chicken with his sisters?

A, B: We have been in primary school for more than ten years, and we have long understood the truth.

A: I don't have to surf the internet.

I can skip snacks.

A: When struggling in the book.

B: When I wander helplessly in the book.

A: In my heart.

That's what I think in my head.

AB: Study hard and make progress every day.

Ben: Now that you understand this truth. Then can you afford your parents who work hard for your happiness every day? Can you afford a teacher who stays up all night preparing lessons? Yes, I'm sorry. ...

A: Class teacher, we understand that parents' hard work is for us not to suffer losses in the future, and teachers' hard work is for the bright future of our flowers. We all know that.

Ben: Hmm! As you know, it's hard to learn and easy to say. You should know that your future is in your own hands, and your future success depends on your efforts and struggles today. You have to know that your life still has a long way to go. If we delay our studies now, wouldn't it be a waste of life?

AB: Hmm! We get it.

(Music begins)

Ben: (in a gentle tone) If you understand, why don't you study hard? Although today's students are shouting: "study hard, study hard and pay tuition." It is better to join the underworld, have money and status, and have handsome guys and beautiful women to accompany you to get drunk. " But this is wrong, and I don't think you will either. Right?

AB: Yes.

Ben: I believe you, but you should also know that teachers can't work without students. We need your cooperation. Yes, Hou's tone is a little heavy, and it's for your own good. Is the teacher right?

Teacher, you are quite right. Without the teacher's teaching, we won't have a successful day. Teachers are too hard for us.

Ben: Well, you should remember to cooperate with the teacher more in the future. Stop copying homework, it's just a bad behavior. Don't violate any school rules, learn to respect teachers and unite students.

B: Class teacher, we were wrong. I'm sorry! It won't happen again

Ben: You shouldn't say sorry to me. You should tell Mr. Chen.

AB: We will. For tomorrow, for the future, for yourself, for others.

Ben: OK, forget it this time. It's getting late. Go home!

AB: Teacher, you have worked hard. Thank you, teacher (music ends)

(A. B goes down the steps and is about to go out)

Ben: By the way, how do these two students feel about today's conversation?

(AB turns back)

A: I feel a lot ...

Ben: (looking at B) Oh?

B: (Nodding) Hmm. hum

Ben: (laughs) Really? This feeling is very good. Give me a thousand words of emotion tomorrow.

Ab: Ah! -(Bow, end)