A funny cross talk script suitable for primary school students~it needs to be modern~

Such a student (cross talk script) (A and B are both students, A looked distressed on the stage) B: What’s wrong? A: It’s just an exam! B: Didn’t you do well in the exam? A: (Sadly) Well, it’s all the teacher’s fault. B: (Surprised) Is it immoral? A: Yes. Take mathematics for example. For such an important test, you should make the questions simpler! He is good at picking on things I don't know how to do. Is he deliberately trying to embarrass me? Such a big red lantern is hanging, how unsightly it is! B: Screw you, I think it’s ugly, just be more serious in class. A: (feeling aggrieved and sobbing) There’s more! In the English test, the fill-in-the-blank questions were worth one point, but I clearly got three of them correct, but the teacher refused to give me any points. B: No way? Teachers are very serious about their work. What are those three topics? A: Don’t ask about that. B: (patting his chest) Tell me, I will make the decision for you. A: Class _____ Name _____ Student ID _____ B: Bah! There is no point if you fill in 100 correct answers. A: (quickly) Don’t worry, if this doesn’t count, there are more! B: What else? A: Didn’t the teacher say that you should use more idioms when writing essays to get higher scores? B: (nods) Yes, that’s right. A: But the essay for this Chinese language test was to write a travelogue. I used a lot of idioms, but the teacher deducted all my points. B: (?) What kind of essay? Let me tell you about it. A: (Take out a piece of paper from his pocket, his tears are about to burst out) Okay, you have to make the decision for me! "On weekends, my parents took us to the zoo to play..." B: This article is good, let's start with the topic, continue A: (wiping away snot) "As usual, we like to eat sweet potato porridge in the morning. Today, because the sweet potatoes are sold out, Mom I had no choice but to cut some taro to make up for it. I didn’t expect that the taro planted on the balcony was very delicious, and the whole family was so greedy that they had to eat it..." B: (dumbfounded) Where is this? A: There’s more! "Before going out, my half-aged mother was dressed up in a gorgeous way. She was so smart that she could not tell that she was a bad wife. My father, who was still young, also quickly changed his mind and looked handsome after putting on a two-pronged suit. It was so tragic that it made people retreat. Dong Shixiao's pretty sister dressed up like a tiger and looked like a dog, and proudly put on her new high-heeled shoes. We were riding in a plain car and a white horse. When we arrived at the zoo, unexpectedly, there were so many visitors that our family was separated. My father, who had been separated from his wife, worked hard to broadcast everywhere, and finally found me and my sister, who was almost a thief. I pushed my way to the monkey fence and took a photo of Zhang Qiang's smiling family..." B: Come on, come on, stop reading. You still want to score points for your composition! A: (sadly) Do you even say that? B: How can you use idioms like this? Take the class seriously! A: (Complaint) I am very serious. During class, I was so serious that I still remember every word and deed of my deskmate. I remember that when I was in mathematics class, the teacher asked: "Statistics is a very useful knowledge. When we study statistics, what is our goal?" My deskmate said: "There are no cavities!" And I vaguely remember that teacher He scolded the student on duty for not wiping the blackboard, and his deskmate said: "Whoever pollutes will clean it up!" B: You listen to the teacher in class, who told you to pay attention to what your deskmate says and does? A:... B: Having said all that, what is your Chinese score? A: When a horse stumbles, so does a man. B: Stop talking nonsense. How many points? A:... (vague) B: How much A:... B: Louder! A: (angry)! 60 is still 2 points short of 60. B: Hey, it seems that we all have learning problems. A: Yes, (holds B’s hand) Come, let’s work together. B: Make progress together; A: A flying bird who studies; B: The connecting branches in life; A: A colorful phoenix and two flying swallows; B: A clear understanding; A: (Feeling something is wrong) Is this a good match? ...