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Qi Yan Lu classical Chinese translation
1. Translation of "Qi Yan Lu" Sophora japonica Hanging Branch in classical Chinese
Hou Bai Qiaobian
Hou Bai was clever and agile, and once he and Yang Su were on horseback. OK, there is a locust tree beside the road, which is haggard and about to die. Yang Su said:
"Brother Hou, can you make this tree alive?"
Hou Bai said: " Take a locust tree and hang it on a branch, and you will live."
Yang Su asked: "Why?" Hou Bai replied: "The Analects of Confucius says: "How dare you die when you are alive."
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("Zi" refers to Confucius, "Hui" refers to his disciples
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This is a homophonic joke quoting an allusion to the Analects of Confucius. If you really want to save a locust tree in real life, you’d better not use this method...
If you have to tell me something about this story. In terms of value, it can only be seen that the words "Huai" and "Hui" are homophones in ancient rhymes... 2. Who can translate "Meeting the Xianzun" in "Qi Yan Lu"
Original text: "Meeting the Xianzun" There was a big insect who wanted to look for food in the wild. He saw a hedgehog lying on his back. He thought it was meat and wanted to pick it up. Suddenly, the hedgehog rolled up his nose. Feeling sleepy, the hedgehog put his nose up and walked away. The big insect suddenly became happy and walked under the oak tree. He lowered his head to see the oak tree and said sideways: "Whenever I encounter a wise man, I hope you will stay out of the way!" "Translation: There was a tiger who wanted to look for food in the wild. He saw a hedgehog lying on his back and thought it was a piece of meat, so he wanted to take it away. Suddenly, the tiger was rolled up by the hedgehog and stung his nose. The tiger was so frightened that he ran wildly , not daring to stop, kept running into the mountains. The tiger was sleepy and tired, and fell asleep unconsciously. The hedgehog then let go of the tiger's nose and walked away. The tiger woke up very happy. When he walked under the oak tree, he looked down and saw thorns on the ground. Acorn hurriedly hid aside and said: "I met your father this morning, I hope you will give way to me for the time being! ". 3. Hou Bai Qi Yanlu was in a coma and asked for translation
: During the Sui Dynasty, he had dementia and used a cart to load black beans to sell in Kyoto. When he arrived at Batou, the cart overturned and the beans spilled into the water.
He left it there and went home, hoping to ask his family to fish the beans out of the water. After leaving, the people in Badian rushed to fish the beans away without leaving any.
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When (he) came back, he saw only a few thousand tadpoles (in the water) swimming with them. The man thought they were the original beans.
Go to the water to catch them. When the tadpoles knew that someone was coming, they immediately dispersed in surprise. (The man) sighed for a long time and said, "Black Bean, even if you don't know me,
abandon me and run away; Don't I recognize you? You just have a tail! ? "
Feeling: Why does Hou Bai (the author of "Qi Yan Lu") like to mock dementia? He wrote two articles in a row about dementia.
But in real life, It is true that there are many people who are not dementia who deny and criticize things that they are not familiar with. I hope people can learn more about things that they are not familiar with before commenting on them. This includes. Myself.
Evening of September 28, 2003
Feeling 2: Haha! What Zhao Benshan said in that sketch: I don’t recognize you when you put on a vest? This is a very similar thing.
I wonder if the inspiration for the sketch came from this? I also thought that the cross talk in "Five Senses Struggle for Merit" should also come from "The Mouth, Eyes and Eyes Controversy".
Many of the jokes about people’s success come from the wisdom of the ancients. This can also be regarded as a good way to inherit the culture of our ancestors.
4. Interpretation of the classical Chinese version of "The Tiger and the Hedgehog"
The Tiger and the Hedgehog (1) There was a big insect who wanted to look for food in the wild. When he saw a hedgehog lying on his back, he thought it was meat (2) and wanted to bite it. Suddenly the hedgehog rolled up his nose, and he ran away in fright. He did not know how to rest until he reached the mountain. He was tired and fell asleep. The hedgehog put his nose in and walked away. The big insect suddenly became happy and walked under the oak tree. He lowered his head and saw the oak bucket (3), and said sideways. It says: "Whenever I encounter a virtuous person (5), I hope my husband will stay out of the way!" Notes on difficulties (1) This article is selected from the joke collection "Qi Yan Lu" written by Hou Bai in the Sui Dynasty. (2) 蔔: Meat cut into small pieces, here refers to meatballs. (3) Acorn bucket: acorn squash with shell. (4) Encounter: meet by chance. (5) Xianzun: respectfully call the other party's father. New explanation of short chapter 1 A tiger who was only looking for food found a hedgehog lying on its back in the wilderness. He thought it was a meatball and wanted to take it away. Unexpectedly, the hedgehog's thorn curled up on its nose. The tiger kept running back to the mountains and was tired. He was tired and fell asleep unconsciously. At this time, the hedgehog took the opportunity to run away. The tiger woke up and found that he was not injured and was very happy. It walked under an oak tree and saw an acorn with a shell, so he lowered his head and looked at the oak tree. The son said: "I met your father this morning, and I hope you will give me a way." The tiger who said "once bitten by a snake, for ten years was afraid of well ropes" saw the acorn and thought it was the son of a hedgehog, and was extremely frightened. , the ignorant and stupid tiger is extremely ridiculous. This fable tells us that looking at problems only from the phenomenon is often a joke. It also shows that people are prone to fear after suffering setbacks or disasters, and are afraid in vain. From this, I thought Another story: "Big fish eat small fish." This is the law of nature. However, scientists came to a different conclusion through a special experiment. The researchers separated a large fish tank into two parts with a piece of glass. Half, first put a big fish in half of the fish tank, and didn't feed the big fish for several days. Then, put a lot of small fish in the other half of the fish tank. When the big fish saw the small fish, it went straight to the fish tank. It swam towards the small fish, but it didn't expect that there was a layer of glass in the middle, so it was pushed back by the glass. The second time, it used all its strength and rushed towards the small fish, but the result was still the same. This time It made its nose and face swollen and the pain was unbearable, so it gave up the delicious food in front of it and stopped working in vain. The next day, the scientists removed the glass in the middle of the fish tank, and the small fish swam leisurely to the big fish, and at this time The big fish no longer has the desire to eat the small fish, and just watch the small fish swimming in front of them... In fact, many people also have invisible "glass" in their hearts, like a tiger whose nose has been pricked by a hedgehog. They are afraid of acorns, so they dare not boldly express their opinions, or adopt the attitude of "once bitten by a snake, afraid of a rope for ten years" in the face of setbacks. If a person wants to succeed, he must continue to fight hard. This piece of "glass" in the broken heart, distinguish whether it is an "acorn" or a "hedgehog", transcend invisible obstacles! This is the profound revelation this fable gives us.
5. The translation of Yan Zi’s explanation of Zuo Xiu’s redemption
The following is the classical Chinese version with translation. If you are interested, you can read it. Name. Geography Zhi Yingshui comes out of Yangcheng. There were two counties in the Han Dynasty: Yingyang and Linying, and today there is also Yingshang County. □ Zhengyi Wei Zhaoyun: "Yiwu, after Ji's surname, is Jingzhong, the son of Guan Yan." When he was young, he often met Bao Shuya. When traveling, Uncle Bao knew that he was a virtuous person. Guan Zhong was poor and often bullied Uncle Bao. ○ Suyin Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals: "Guan Zhong and Uncle Bao worked with Jia Nanyang and shared wealth and interests, but Guan Zhong often bullied Uncle Bao and took most of it for himself. Uncle Bao knew that he had a mother and was poor. , I don’t think I’m greedy.” Uncle Bao finally met him kindly and didn’t think anything of it. Uncle Bao served Qi Gongzi Xiaobai, and Guan Zhong served Gongzi Jiu. When Xiaobai was appointed Duke Huan, Gongzi Jiu died, and Guan Zhong was imprisoned. Uncle Bao then entered Guan Zhong. □ Zhengyi Qi Shijia said: "Bao Shuya said: 'If you want to rule Qi, Gaoxi and Shuya are enough. If you want to dominate, you must control the barbarians. The country where the barbarians live is important and cannot be lost.' So, Duke Huan followed him." Wei Zhaoyun said: "Uncle Bao, a doctor of Qi, after Si's surname, Uncle Bao's son Shu Yaye." Guan Zhong was appointed to the government of Qi. Guan Ziyun said: "The teachings of Jiuhui are the same as those of Qi. It is called Lao, the second is compassionate, the third is lonely, the fourth is disease, the fifth is independence, the sixth is disease, the seventh is communication, the eighth is relief, and the ninth is absolute." Duke Huan of Qi is domineering, and nine of the princes are united, and he is the leader of the world. Guan Zhong Guan Zhong said: "When I was first in trouble, I met Bao Shujia. Zheng Zhengyin Gu said that I would share the wealth with myself. Uncle Bao didn't think I was greedy. He knew I was poor. I was a Bao uncle. Uncle Bao doesn't think I'm a fool because he knows the times are good and bad. I've experienced three official positions and three views to chase after you. Uncle Bao doesn't think I'm unworthy because he knows I'm not in good times. I've experienced three wars and three wars. Let's go. Uncle Bao doesn't think I'm timid. He knows that I have an old mother. The young master corrects his defeat and summons him to death. I'm a prisoner in the secluded area and suffers humiliation. Uncle Bao doesn't think I'm a bastard. He knows that I'm not ashamed of trivial details and am ashamed that my fame will not show up in the world. Ye. My parents are the ones who gave birth to me, and Bao Zi is the one who knows me." Gu Ran? After Uncle Bao entered Guanzhong, his descendants were well-off in Qi, and they were granted fiefdoms for more than ten generations. ○ Suo Yin's note: The original version says: "Zhuang Zhongshan produces Jing Zhong Yiwu, Yiwu produces Wu Ziming, and Ming produces Huanzi." Qifang, Qifang gave birth to a son, Ru, Ru gave birth to Zhuangzi Lu, Lu gave birth to a son from Qi Yi, Qi Yi gave birth to Xiangzi Wu, Wu gave birth to Jingzi Naishe, Naishe gave birth to Wei, and the genealogy is the same for ten generations. They are often named. Doctor, there are not many virtuous people in the world like Guan Zhong, but there are many like Uncle Bao who can know people. In ancient times, Guan Zhong was appointed as the prime minister, and the Chinese proverb of justice goes: "Qi Huan Gong made Uncle Bao the prime minister, and said: 'I am not as good as the barbarian. Five: be lenient. Being harmonious and benefiting the people is not as good as it is; running a country without losing its authority is not as good as it is; being loyal and benevolent to the people is not as good as it is; making etiquette and righteousness can be used in all directions, but it is not as good as it is; standing at the gate of the army holding a gong and drum, To make the people more courageous, it's not as good as this.'" With the unity of the districts on the seashore, it is the east coast of the righteous state of Qi. The currency accumulates wealth, the country is rich and the army is strong, and the likes and dislikes are the same as the common people. Therefore, it is called: ○ Suoyin was written by Yiwu The person who is called Guanzi has this saying in his book, so I will give a brief summary of its key points. "If you have a stable warehouse, you will know the etiquette, if you have enough food and clothing, you will know the honor and disgrace. If you obey the rules, the six relatives will be strong. If you obey the justice and govern things, there will be a system, and the six relatives will be strong." The six relatives include one maternal grandparent, two parents, three sisters, four sons of the wife and brother, five sons of the mother, and six sons of the daughter. Wang Bi said, "Father, mother, brother, brother, wife, and son." The four dimensions are not open, and the country It is destruction. ◇ Jijie Guanzi said: "The four dimensions are: one is propriety, the second is righteousness, the third is integrity, and the fourth is shame." Orders are like the source of flowing water, making people obey the hearts of the people." Therefore, it is humble and easy to do. □ Justice words It is rare to be humble for the sake of government orders, and people can easily do things. If the customs want it, give it to them; if the customs don't want it, go away. Do you know? It is in politics, good causes misfortunes to turn into blessings, and reversing defeats turns into achievements. The importance of weight is called money. Today Guanzi has a chapter on weight. Be careful in weighing. □ The weight of justice is called shame, and weighing is called gain and loss. .There is a shame and it is very precious, and there is a gain and loss, so be careful. Duke Huan was really angry with the young concubine, Suo Yin said: The concubine who was angry with the boat did not come back, and the Cai people married her. He attacked Cai in the south, Guan Zhong therefore attacked Chu, He blamed Baomao for not paying tribute to the Zhou Dynasty. Duke Huan actually went north to conquer the Shanrong, and Guan Zhong therefore ordered Yan to repair the government of Duke Zhao. At the meeting of Ke, □ Zhengyi is now Qizhou Dong'e. Duke Huan wanted to break Cao Mo's promise, so he asked for help The sound of Yinmo is ambiguous, and the sound of Yiyin is at the end. Zuo Zhuan wrote it as "Cao GUI". Zhengyi Mo, Mo Ge rebelled. Guan Zhong believed in it, Zhengyi promised to rob him, and returned to the land invaded by Lu. The princes returned to Qi. Therefore, he said: " Knowing that it is the treasure of government is to take it.” ○ Suoyin Laozi said, “If you want to take it, you must firmly hold it.” This means that you know that it is the treasure of government.[/color] The ancient official Guan Zhongfu planned it in the public office , there are three returns, three returns, three returns of Zhengyi, and three surnames for women. The woman said she was going to return on her wedding day. The people of Qi did not think it was extravagant. Guan Zhong died, Zheng Zhengkuo's local annals said: "Guan Zhong's tomb is located 20 years south of Linzi County, Qingzhou Yili Niushanzhi A. Yuan Yun said: Duke Huan of Qi sent Guan Zhong to govern the country. Guan Zhong said to him: "The humble can't stand against the noble." Duke Huan of Qi
He thought he was a minister, but the country was not governed, so he asked, "Why?" Guan Zhong said to him, "Poverty cannot make one rich." Duke Huan gave Qi city rents, but the country was not governed. Duke Huan asked, "Why?" He said to him, "Sparseness cannot control it." Nearly. "Huan Gong thought that Zhongfu had brought great peace to the state of Qi, and he would dominate the world." Confucius said: "Guan Zhong is a wise man who does not have these three powers, and he cannot have his ruler face the south and be called Bo." "Qi State obeyed his government and often Stronger than the princes. More than a hundred years later, there was Yan Ziyan. The Zhilu said that Yan Ping Zhongying was also a Yiwei native of Lai. ◇ Jiejie Liu Xiangbie Lu said: "Lai is from the land of Donglai today." ○ Suo Yin The name is Ying, the posthumous title is Ping, and the courtesy name is Zhong. The name of his father, Huan, is weak. Zhengyi Yan's Qi Ji Yun said that there is Yi'an three hundred miles away from Qicheng, which is the town of Yan Pingzhong. In the Han Dynasty, it was Yi'an County, which belonged to Gaomi State. Ying Shaoyun Therefore, Laiyi Weiyi served Qi Ling Gong, Zhuang Gong, and Jinggong, and asked for the hidden note: the name of the family and the name of Ling Gong, Zhuang Gong's name is Guang, and Jing Gong's name is Chujiu. It is more important to be frugal than Qi. Since they are equal, the food is not heavy on meat, and the concubine is not rich in clothes. When he is in court, if the king speaks to him, it is a warning word; justice means humility to oneself, which is not the function of cloud. If words are not enough, it is a dangerous behavior. . It is said that the king does not know himself, increases his karma, and is afraid of responsibility. If the country has the way, it means obeying the destiny; if it does not have the way, it means balancing the destiny. □Justice and balance are the scales. It is said that the country has no way to control the scale and weigh it. If it is feasible, then do it. This will be done for the three lives. He became famous among the princes. When he knew that he was ill, his father Shi Fuxian was in jail. The sound of Zhengyang's voice chased him back. Jian is a black rope. Jie is tied to it. Yanzi Chunqiu said: "Yanzi's Jin Dynasty, when he arrived in Zhongmou, he saw The bad crown turned the fur back and the salary was paid, and it rested on the side of the road. Yanzi asked: "Who is it?" ' He said to him: 'I am Shifu. I am a servant of others. I am a servant of others. 'Yanzi released Zuo and ransomed him, and carried him back home.' Zuo Zhi redeemed him and carried him back. Fu Xie took him into his boudoir. After a long time, Yue Shi's father begged him to leave. Yan Zi was angry, but he was just and righteous, and the bed was tied up. He took his clothes and hat and thanked him and said: "Although the baby is unkind, I don't want to save my son from being in the garrison. How can I ask for it?" Extremely fast? "Shi's father said: "No. I heard that a gentleman is not aware of oneself but trusts one who knows oneself. ○ The hidden letter is read as Shen, which is the same as in ancient Zhou rites. Shen is said to know one's self.
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