Halloween classic jokes

1, put a pumpkin hat around your lucky head; Put on ghost clothes, and good luck will live on you; Wearing superman pants, happiness can't be hidden; If you put on big boots, you will be happier. I wish you a happy Halloween and a safe communion.

2. I miss you as much as a hungry ghost; As soon as I saw you, I was as drunk as a drunk; Being able to spend Halloween with you is as happy as a happy guy. Happy Halloween to you!

3. Put on the devil mask, get rid of troubles and enjoy happiness; Put on strange clothes and change your identity crazy; Light the lucky jack-o'-lanterns, happiness will shine and the days will be sweet. Halloween is here, let's party.

4. Black gloves, black trench coat, dark color, pumpkin pie, pumpkin lantern, Halloween, Halloween, may the world be peaceful for you and me, prepare candy for you, have a happy world and a happy Halloween!

5. Invite you to the Halloween dance. Time: midnight; Location: Suburb; Clothing: patent leather; Tickets: grimace; Music: screaming; Lighting: ghost fire; Expression: weird; Mood: Carnival! Be there or be square

I have missed you for a long time, so I don't know what to give you. I want to give you a pumpkin magic lamp, a ghost mask and a big white robe on Halloween. With these three magic weapons, it is difficult to find happiness. May your friends keep in mind and play with ghosts bravely.

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8. Pretending to be a ghost, casual, pretending to be a ghost, carefree, haunted, comfortable, happy, casual, unrestrained, happy, laughing and proud. Happy Halloween to you.

I told you not to tell him, because he told me not to tell you. Now I'm telling you not to tell him. I told him, if he asks you if I told him, you tell him I didn't tell him, just tell you Happy Halloween!

10, alcoholic, always staring at the opposite sex is a lecherous, acting at night is a fool, scary is a kid, and experienced like you is an old ghost. Happy Halloween!

1 1. Thank you for your concern. You spoiled me and made me fly unconsciously, only to know that there was a plan. This Halloween, let me take you to the sky, ok? Don't be afraid, you won't fall with me!

12, dressed as a wizard, predicting the future; Dressing as a bird, the age of anger; Dress up Conan and see through the truth; Dress up meatballs, innocent and lovely; Dress up as a zombie and steal people's souls; Dressed as a swan, beautiful and dazzling. Halloween is here. Have you decided on your role?

13, want to dance? Want to have a party? Want to make fun of it? Want to release work pressure? Want to be happy? Want to go out and scare your friends? Halloween is coming, whether it is a western festival or an eastern festival, I wish you a happy holiday!

14, the torch of darkness glows, evil spirits scare away troubles, bright wizards guide happiness, and the god of happiness delivers happiness. When the accidental Halloween comes, I send my best wishes. I hope you will be surprised by my Halloween ghost!

15, I miss you at this moment. When the moon rises, I recall the past on this beautiful night. Maybe my burning heart is too soft to withstand the wind and waves. I thought about it for a while. Happy Halloween to you.

16, warm reminder: Isn't it romantic that the silvery moon, the snow flying all over the sky and the clouds floating in the wind? But I want to remind you, don't wear white clothes on this day, it will scare people. Happy Halloween.