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What's the story of Bochou and Maxima?

Bochou was a good friend of Bole when he was young. When I was an adult, I made a living by grinding flour. I made a small profit and lived a tight life. I was sad all day, like an autumn towel gourd.

on this day, he came back from the city, but he was uncharacteristically smiling.

The wife asked in surprise, "Did you find the treasure? Are you so happy today?" Bochou said, "I met Bole in the city, and he promised to send me a swift horse! You calculate, a swift horse travels thousands of miles a day and 8 at night. How many noodles can you grind in one day? In the future, we don't have to worry about our days! "

My wife has also heard that Bole is good at understanding swift horses. Her husband said so, and she was also very happy.

Early the next morning, Bochou took the family's black horse to the city. At noon, I came back riding a bordeaux horse wrapped in brocade. He said happily to his wife, "See? This is a red hare chasing the wind for thousands of miles! I rode it back from the city and got home in less than an hour! "

Strangely, this red rabbit horse is not much faster than the original black horse when it comes to grinding, and Bo Chou's life is still difficult. His wishful thinking failed, and his face was full of gloomy clouds.

"alas! People all over the world say that Bole is good at understanding swift horses, but I think he is just a hollow reputation! " Bo Chou said with a sigh.

Not long after, people who came back from the city said that Bole had found another horse in the horse market. This Zhui horse is very similar to the original black horse of Bochou's family.

Bo Chou shook his head: "Joke! Joke! "