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Show off the awesome people in our class

Show off the talented person 1 in our class

On the green field, the runway is bright red. Toot——The physical education teacher blew the fatal whistle. The students chased each other and refused to give in. Xiaoji was like an arrow from the string, whizzing past us, and his pumpkin hair style changed into Explosive, leaving us with only an unreachable figure. While he was marveling, another ghost-like shadow floated past, silently, but already one step away from Xiaoji. Wu Haojun! It's him, Lightspeed Peter Pan! The classmate Xiaoji in front was anxious, furious, and forgetful, and flew forward, while Wu Haojun, who was closely behind him, was so quick that he had left classmate Xiaoji behind him in the blink of an eye, leaving me waiting to run away. Zha looked at each other in shock and fear. The strong wind knows the strong grass, and the opponent knows the strength. Wu Haojun is indeed a horse!

Crazy with joy when reading books

During the break, there was a lot of people and noisy; in one corner, there was a person standing quietly, unmoving. He stared at the bookshelf, grinning like a miser looking at treasures, like a hungry man looking at bread. No matter what jokes or anecdotes you tell, he will ignore them. He holds the book like a sculpture and reads slowly and carefully, word by word. Sometimes there is a smile on the corner of the mouth, sometimes the brow is furrowed, sometimes the teeth are gritted, and sometimes the bookcase is taken in succession. It wasn't until the class bell rang that he woke up from a dream and reluctantly moved back to his seat. Qian Hongrui is a bookworm, thoughtful and insightful, so why worry about failing to realize his great plans?

One chant and two tears flowed

The colorful flags were fluttering and the stage was gorgeous. Dressed in black, he stood proudly and dazzling like a star. In the ethereal music, his powerful baritone sounded: We walked from the drums of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States, followed the footsteps of thousands of troops, and felt the legend of Wen Tao and martial arts. The sound was like the tinkling of spring water at first, and then like The magma erupted, and finally curled up like floating clouds. The audience's heart was like a piano, played by his ups and downs of recitation, making them sometimes intoxicated, sometimes excited, sometimes trembling, and could not calm down for a long time. Cheng Yuang is indeed majestic and majestic!

People only admire the beauty of the successful flower now, but her buds were soaked in the tears of struggle and sprinkled with the blood of sacrifice. Great people, I am amazed at your strength, admire your efforts, and am more determined to do the right thing. Show off the talented people in our class 2

Speaking of our class, that’s how famous it is! There are several famous people in our class. They are all extremely smart and knowledgeable. They have already become famous on campus. Please let me introduce them to you:

Xiaoxuan talks about her! It's true that no one doesn't know about her. She is extremely powerful and can kill you instantly with just one look. Xiaoxuan, the monitor of our class, is unstoppable. She is responsible for everything in the class and has a clear division of labor. She can manage discipline when the teacher is not around. If a classmate does something dangerous, she will report it to the teacher. If there is anything she cannot control, I will give her one on the spot. The name "Almighty King" and "Class Mulan" must belong to her. Sure enough, a tough life needs no explanation.

Xiaoqi, she is the top student in our class! She has the highest score in the class, and no problem is difficult for her. She is also a study committee member. She studies hard and writes neatly. She is who she is. Xiaoqi is different. She has obtained certificates 1, 2, 3... I forgot How many, anyway, it’s a lot, almost 20!

Xiao Cheng, in fact, many people have not discovered that Xiao Cheng is an "entomologist." I think that although his academic performance is high and low, a bit unstable, he knows all kinds of insect knowledge. , the questions he asked about insects often left me speechless. He could recognize every insect, which was amazing!

Xiao Tao, he is a walking "universal treasure book". Ask him what day it is today, what day it is in the month, and what major news events have happened recently. Xiao Tao can answer them one by one. He knows astronomy. Understand geography, know everything, and can do everything. Really knowledgeable!

Okay, that’s it for today. There are still many strange people in our class, waiting for your wise eyes to discover! Show off the talented people in our class 3

In our class, He Ze deserves the title of "talented person".

He is the top athlete in our class. With a height of 1.83 meters, we can only look up to him.

He has been competing on the field since the first grade of elementary school, winning awards in every sports event he participated in.

The 1,500-meter run began. He walked towards the starting line as if he were on an expedition, getting ready to start, looking straight ahead like a lion hunting. The players next to him all had bitter looks on their faces. Judging from the situation, they really didn’t want to compete in the same event as He Ze, for fear of being thrown far away by him. Following the referee’s order, he “flyed” out like an arrow from a string. It didn't take long for him to leave the other players far behind, and finally won the game without any doubt. From the looks of him, it won't be a problem if he runs a few more laps.

However, heroes sometimes fail. It was at the fourth-grade sports meeting. He drank a lot of water before the game, which made his stomach upset while running, but he insisted on playing. Seeing the pain on his face, we were a little worried. The game started, and he passed the others as usual. During the last lap, he stopped and covered his stomach with his hands, looking very painful. Due to this situation, the people behind him easily passed him. When He Ze saw this, he let go and started running. Under his influence, our classmates cheered him hard. He seemed to feel our encouragement. It soon surpassed the first place. This time we were very excited and admired his endurance. We didn't expect that under such circumstances, he could save the day and win first place.

This sports "cow" in our class can not only win games, but also has a valuable spirit - tenacious perseverance. Do you also give a thumbs up to this "cool man"? Show off the awesome 4 people in our class

The so-called "incredible" must be extraordinary and shocking to everyone! In fact, everyone in our class has some aspects that are "awesome", but I think the one who is "awesome" in all aspects is none other than Zhang Hanwen from my class.

“Awesome” in mathematics

His mathematics is so “arrogant”! If you hear him say after a certain exam: "I didn't do well in math." Maybe it just didn’t make the top five! He always completed every weekly math test very quickly and handed in the paper well in advance. In my opinion, he did very well every time. Mathematics teacher Lu once praised him: "I admire him very much, he is very research-minded!" Indeed, he can solve math problems quickly and accurately. Who doesn't admire him? Who would think that it is not "cool"?

"Awesomeness" in spirit

Who says boys must be strong in science and weak in liberal arts! When it comes to Chinese and English papers, he is not inferior to girls at all! And English is always among the best, but his path to learning Chinese seems to be a little bumpy. In the mid-term exam that just passed, he almost failed in Chinese, so he must have worked hard to improve his Chinese. In a unit test after the mid-term, he actually won first place! At this point, his "coolness" should be recognized by the whole class and teachers!

"Excellence" in sports

If the academic master is better than me in studies, then I can also develop a good physique and win in sports in the high school entrance examination. But the scary thing is that the top student is also quite strong in sports! He started running as if he were stepping on Hot Wheels, and his back seemed to be equipped with a jet. A shadow flashed past, and he had reached the finish line - the 50-meter dash took less than 8 seconds, which was really awesome. !

Hey! It's so "cool". The "cool" person in my class is so "cool"! Here, I would like to highlight Zhang Hanwen, the "great man" in our class, and make him "famous"! Show off the top 5 people in our class

Our class is a united, friendly, humorous, and "cool class" that will fascinate you. Let me reveal the secrets of the "great people" in our class.

Excellent management person--Zhang Jinyu

In terms of managing class discipline, she is recognized as an "excellent person" in our class. If someone makes trouble after class, she only needs to look at that person and that person will immediately return to their seat and start studying. But there are always a few troublemakers who are disobedient and continue to make trouble. At this time, she only needs to stand next to them, which immediately makes people feel a sense of fear, and they all have to return to their seats obediently. So we all affectionately call her "Zhang Ban".

Academic champion--Ren Yiwei

In terms of knowledge, he is recognized as an "excellent person" in our class. He had excellent grades. Every time he took the exam, this "great man" ranked among the top three and never failed to do so. "This guy" usually doesn't look like a "student master" at all, but more like a "student scumbag". But when he gets serious, it can be said that he has reached a state of intoxication, without any interference from the outside world. It seems that he is a person living in another world.

Wang Jie, the sports star in our class, is not a boaster. He has never been afraid of anyone when it comes to sprinting, and the same goes for long-distance running. Because people are born with two long legs, we "short-legged" people are almost crazy and want to grow up quickly. I am not afraid of the long jump. With a slight jump, he achieved a score of "two meters four". You can imagine that if you were in the third grade of junior high school, you wouldn't be able to get full marks in physical education easily?

As the saying goes: "There is heaven outside the sky, and there are people outside the world"! I believe there must be more talented people hiding in our class, waiting to make a blockbuster success and become so awesome! Show off the talented 6 people in our class

Look! She has a pair of beautiful phoenix eyes, a small nose, and a sweet mouth on her long face. Hey, who is this? This is the little book lover in our class—Xu Xiaole.

She not only loves reading, but also can read. In her book you will find some different marks made with different colored pens.

I still remember that time I borrowed her "Baby, Baby". In the "Preface" of this book, I discovered the wavy lines she drew with pencil. Look, it's so "exquisite", it must be drawn with the mold on the ruler. This is a good habit I have never had.

She always reads quietly and devotes herself wholeheartedly.

That day, I went to her house to play. After the meal, she took out a few books from the bookcase. Only then did I see that she had so many books, and each one was neatly arranged, which showed how much she cherished the books. Let's talk about "The Laughing Cat Diary". She arranged them in a row starting from the first one, the first one, the second one, the third one...

At this time, I came back to my senses, I saw her reading there! There was no sound at all. She was concentrating, and a smile appeared on her face from time to time. She must have seen something interesting. I couldn't bear to disturb her, so I started reading too.

After dozens of minutes, I was tired of reading. Looking at her again, I saw that she was not tired at all and was still concentrating. However, she puffed up her cheeks and occasionally made a slight "coo, coo" sound.

I called her again, but she only stared at the book. I understood that she was fascinated by the book. She had entered the book, as if she had become a character in the book. I secretly said in my heart: She is not a little book lover, she is simply a little bookworm.

This time, the teacher will evaluate the "XX Star" again, so I recommend Xu Xiaole as the Reading Star, and I hope everyone will vote for her. Show off the talented people in our class 7

Since I entered Class 9, I have found that our Class 9 is really full of talents, there are quite a lot of talented people!

There is a "big man" in our class, who can be said to be the best among the best. He is so legendary that we all want to worship him.

His academic performance is very good, and he is either first or second in our class. He is also one of the best in his grade. It can be said that he is a "student master".

What’s even more awesome is that after many people participate in activities, their performance always declines. But he is different. The school always asks him to be the host for large-scale events. But instead of deteriorating, his grades got even better! You say he is awesome or not?

His speech ability is very outstanding. The school holds a speech contest. As long as he enters, no one will dare to compete with him for the first prize!

Awesome people are usually very aloof, but he is different. He is "different on the outside and inside". On the surface, he looks gentle and quiet, but on the inside he is fiery and very sunny. He is an out-and-out sunshine boy. In short, he has no airs of superiority.

After listening to my introduction, you should have guessed who he is.

I won't mention his name.

This is just one outstanding person in our class. There are many outstanding people in our class! There are countless!

They are so awesome, I want to be awesome too. I want to learn from them first, make myself more awesome, become more awesome like them. Show off the cool people in our class 8

In our class, there is a well-known "coward". Her name is Zheng Jiani. She has a pair of special eyes, watery eyes, a pair of light eyebrows, and long eyelashes that blink often, making her extremely charming. There is a long braid trailing behind her, which is often swung back and forth.

Why do we call her "coward"? Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, let me tell you slowly: One day, we were reading quietly, and Zheng Jiani was also intoxicated in the sea of ??books. Suddenly, Zheng Jiani let out a scream, like an ambulance siren, which alerted everyone. It turned out that a cockroach crawled on her book. Her face turned pale with fright, and then she sounded a series of sirens. The sound was deafening and unnerving, and almost the whole school could hear it. So everyone also calls her "treble girl". None of us went to help her, we just laughed. A burst of screaming was followed by a burst of crying. Her charming eyes sparkled with gold, and the crystal tears fell one after another. The classroom suddenly turned into a sea of ??joy, and everyone laughed at her for being as timid as a mouse.

At this time, the male classmates went to trample the cockroach to death. Some of the female classmates gave her tissues and some comforted her, but she was in shock even during the self-study class...

Finally the teacher came over and asked us what happened. I said it without thinking. The teacher said, what is there to be afraid of? Aren't cockroaches scared to death by your crying? Zheng Jiani suddenly became beaming, and the classroom returned to calm.

This is the veritable "coward" of our class. What do you think of her? Show off the 9 outstanding people in our class

Each of us has classmates with whom we get along day and night in school. Are there any outstanding people among your classmates? Some of them have extensive knowledge and extraordinary eloquence; some are fair, honest and convincing; some are good athletes; some are masters of musical instruments... Today I am here to talk about the outstanding people in our class.

There is a sportsman in my class. I remember one time, the physical education teacher asked us to run a thousand meters. After hearing this, everyone was frustrated and did not want to run, but he was the only one who was very excited. Hearing the teacher's order, all the boys in the class started running lazily. He was the only one running fast in front like a small motor. When he had already reached the finish line, I ran to about 600 meters. After that, I had a huge admiration for him and I think you have guessed who he is? He is the athlete-Xiao Ming.

There is a tomboy in our class. Boy is usually used to describe boys, but this time I am introducing a girl. Once, there was a new math teacher in our class. In the first class of the new teacher, the teacher introduced himself and started calling the names again, wanting to get to know the classmates in our class. But when he called on a girl's name, he said: "That handsome young man." When he stood up, it was a girl, and the whole class burst into laughter. The girl was very shy and her face turned red all of a sudden, as if she was going to explode. But when we all stopped laughing, she said, "Why are you laughing? I'm just a boy." After that, she sat down proudly. Don't think that she is a tomboy. She can also completely beat boys in sports. Even if a boy arms-wrestles with her, he may not win! She is the tomboy - Xiaohong.

This is the "cool person" in our class. Are there such "cool people" in your class? Show off the top 10 people in our class

The "hot girl monitor" of our class "is not afraid of the sky or the earth" but is afraid of the "hot girl monitor" of my class. This is my secret and must not be known to anyone, otherwise I will be beaten by her.

Do you want to know who this "hot girl monitor" is? She is the famous Yin Wei of our class! Look, she is here! She has a pair of "clairvoyance" on her face. Who wants to do small tricks in the self-study class? She can spot it at a glance; there are a pair of "windy ears" on both sides, so she can definitely hear whoever whispers; and there is also a mouth that can make a "thunder-like" sound. As long as he is a boy in our class, no one does not know her. No one is afraid of her! One afternoon, I came to school happily. As soon as I entered the classroom, I saw her. She was wearing a school uniform on her upper body, silver-gray trousers on her lower body, and a pair of red shoes. She said it was quite beautiful! I walked to my seat and talked to my deskmate instead of reading. I saw her frowning and walking over bitterly. Before I could react, she beat me up with "Three Cyclone Strikes". I knew I was in the wrong, so I quickly picked up the book and started reading. Another time she was checking my homework. I didn't correct my mistakes and my writing wasn't neat enough. She insisted on making me rewrite it! I casually called her "tiger". She really pounced on me like a tiger, ah! Yin Wei was furious, and I saw her let out a harsh "Lion's Roar". I was stunned and thought: "Thirty-six tactics are the best way to go", so I hurried away. Bar. Every time I see her I think of a song: "Hot girl is hot, hot girl is hot, hot girl is hot, hot girl is hot, hot, hot". Hey, this is our squad leader, hot enough! Not to mention, the "hot girl squad leader" of our class studies well and works hard. I quite admire her! Show off the awesomeness of our class 11

His figure is galloping around the playground. He is the champion of the standing long jump. He always ranks first in the number of jump ropes in one minute. He makes nine out of ten basketball shots. He is the "cool" Xiao Wang in our class.

At sports events, he can be seen almost everywhere. He always competes for the top three in all major and small events. Let’s start with rope skipping!

In the first grade of junior high school, we have to take a physical education exam, and ten points are added to the high school entrance exam. Before the test, we had to do four or five one-minute rope skipping exercises every time we took physical education class. At the beginning of practice, every student was extremely tired in the last half minute - breathing heavily, sweating profusely, and exhausted. And what about him? Jump freely and never break the rope. After a minute, his expression remained the same as before, and the most surprising thing was that he jumped more than 200 times in one minute, every time. We all looked at him with puzzled eyes, but he looked at us with a smile. He is a cow!

When the sports meeting came, he signed up for the standing long jump. Usually in our class, no one can break his record in the standing long jump, and the same is true in school. He also ranked first in that competition, and even his second place result was far behind him. "Awesome"! It has to be him!

When he was tested on the 100-meter speed run in physical education class, he ran the entire distance in just over seven seconds. He was still number one among the students I knew. Sportsman! Wang Zhenyu too!

His basketball skills are also relatively good. He cannot be said to be among the best in the class, but he is also a "master in the world." Great guy!

On the laps of the track, you can vaguely see his flying footsteps, his excellent standing long jump line is covered with sweat, the reputation of the skipping champion is sealed on his head, and the reputation of the basketball prince is sealed on his head. The title exists in our hearts and in his. He is the athlete of our class and the "cool person" of our class! Show off the talented 12 people in our class

Life is dull, life is ordinary, when a person goes through hardships without regrets. You will find that this is happiness!

In the teaching building, her running figure has long been remembered by her classmates. Whenever I have any doubts, I will definitely go to the teacher and ask for answers. Tirelessness is her spirit, and this spirit has long been engraved in her bones and penetrated her soul. Sometimes, when a teacher's explanation does not make her understand, she will go to the teacher again, and every time the answer is completed, she will politely thank her! I never forgot to say "goodbye". From her, I learned that I need to take the initiative, persevere, and work harder in learning.

She loves Chinese and writing, and carefully considers every word in every article. She changed it again and again, and even one word would make her change for a long time. Until perfection, until perfection.

How can such a beautiful article be separated from life and reading? I often see her writing her life in a notebook. This is her daily routine and habit. This not only exercised her writing, but also helped her understand and remember life. She loves reading more. She holds up the book, frowns, holds a pen, and then makes comments based on her feelings. She will also excerpt good sentences when she encounters them. It turns out that this is the taste of books.

"Don't talk about things when they are done, don't admonish when things are done, and let bygones be bygones." This is her character. "Now that things have ended, what's the point of talking about it?" I heard her say. She always tolerated my shortcomings and never embarrassed me. She has never heard anything bad about anyone. "Those who talk about right and wrong are not human beings." I believe this sentence. She lives up to time, friendship, and true love. Because she likes the full moon, she likes the missing moon - which is a moon. I should do the same, "Rebuke yourself with the same mind that blames others, and forgive others with the same mind that forgives yourself."

My smile in the dusk blooms for you. Show off the cool people in our class 13

The person I want to talk about is the labor committee member of our class. His grades are mediocre and his temper is a bit bad, but his greatest advantage is that he is willing to help others and loves the class collective.

This advantage of his makes even me, the deputy squad leader, feel ashamed. Every morning, I always see a figure of a person swaying in the morning sun, his back bent to reflect the sun. When I got closer, I saw that he was sweeping the floor. This figure ran to the cleaning area for a while, and then ran to the classroom again, very busy. From time to time, he could be heard scolding the students on duty.

On one occasion, the students on duty carefully swept the floor and waited for the inspection of the labor committee member. As soon as he went there, he inspected a piece of garbage. This piece of garbage could be said to be a very inconspicuous piece, but it was still captured by his "intelligent eyes". He scolded two classmates loudly and said: "Isn't this small piece of garbage garbage? Why didn't you see it? If there is a little garbage in every corner of our class because of your poor cleaning, it will still be like this tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. Is it still the case? What will happen to Class 4 after a long time?" After hearing what he said, the two students were silent, and then he said, let's just clean up tomorrow. ”

His words made me think deeply: If the environment in the classroom is clean every day, it doesn’t just provide us with a good learning environment. Why do we still litter and disrespect everyone? A student on duty?

I feel proud that there is such a person in Class 4. His advantages are worth learning from, but his shortcomings should also be corrected, his temper should be restrained, and he should study harder. In this way, You are an excellent labor committee member, an outstanding member of the fourth class!

This is the "cool person" of our class! Show off the great people in our class 14

By the way, my classmates! They are all clever, lively and cute, but they have their own strengths. My classmate Xu Qianfei is a leading funny person. The most awesome thing is that he created his own law - "Qian Fei's Law"

This law is an unconventional law that he independently created after "discussing" with Newton and others in a mathematics class. For example, there are countless laws, but as long as they are what Xu Qianfei says, they are correct. In a math class, Teacher Wu asked him the answer. He thought for a while and then reported the answer. But when asked why, he treated it as if he was joking with us and said habitually: "Because of the 'Law of Thousands of Flyings'." "This explanation caused the whole class to laugh, and the teacher looked at him angrily. It must be said that he still has a sense of humor. Because his math scores were among the best, the teacher turned a blind eye to his "trouble", but asked him to Don't be too arrogant in class and don't disrupt classroom discipline. Such a live treasure must not be peaceful, because he has never been peaceful since he created the law. The most awesome thing is that only he dares to use the "Thousand Flying Law" , there must be more than one law that is so "lively" in Teacher Wu's mathematics class. He said: "I have the final say in the law I create." "Once this rule was announced, it was even more surprising. It is equivalent to saying that the "Law of Thousands of Flyings" applies to every discipline.

Therefore, in the classrooms of various major subjects, such as English, Chinese, geography, etc., this phenomenon often occurs: he tells his answer, but cannot give a reason, and the teacher and classmates laugh at it with the "Law of Thousands of Flyings".

Clever, lively and active, and magical laws are all synonymous with Xu Qianfei himself. He is the first person to make "Qianfei's Law" flesh-and-blood and real in front of everyone. This is the outstanding person in our class - Xu Qianfei, who combines "beauty and talent". Show off the cool people in our class 15

Talking about the loving angels in our class, you must want to know about them, right? She is our Teacher Song! Everyone must have guessed: She must be very caring, otherwise why should she be called a loving angel? Let me tell her story.

Teacher Song, her long hair is tied into a braid, she teaches us reading with a voice as warm as an angel, and the clothes she wears become more beautiful day by day, just like a fairy.

Teacher Song is strict. Every day in class, she always educates us sternly and never misses a single mistake. Every day, as long as our "Home-School Contact Book" was not signed, she would call us to the office, line up one by one, and ask us why we didn't sign.

Teacher Song is selfless. When she is in class, she always imparts her knowledge to us without reservation, but she is exhausted. In her eyes, good students and bad students are equally fair and equal. To learn. She won't favor anyone, nor will she choose someone as a class leader just because she likes anyone. She loves everyone the same and cares about everyone the same.

Teacher Song is full of childlike innocence. When she was in Sunshine Sports, she played shuttlecock with us, jumped the long rope together, turned the hula hoop together, played and laughed together. In our eyes, Teacher Song is a child who will never grow up!

Teacher Song is eager to learn. Although she has insufficient teaching experience, she can ask other teachers for advice. As Confucius said: What you know is what you know, and what you don’t know is what you don’t know. We compare teachers to hard-working gardeners, and Teacher Song is like this: she prepares lessons and corrects homework until late every day, just to teach us well!

Teacher Song, although I may not be your best student, you are our most caring and good teacher. Teacher’s Day is here, and I want to say to you: "Teacher, you have worked hard! You have worked hard!" Always our good teacher! ”