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Qq Space Forwarded Ten Thousand Funny Copywritings

1. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos in the sun: take only one selfie out of 3,.

2. "Do you think it will be okay to have an abortion three times a month?" "Your girlfriend? !” "No, it's my bike."

3. create a group for those friends who are online with iphoneX, so you don't have to bother to borrow money in the future.

4. Boys who are kind to only one girl are called warm men, and boys who are kind to all girls are called hot dogs.

5. Eyes during the exam: (← _ ←) (→ _→) (→ _ →) The teacher came: (↓_↓)

6. I rode my bike into an alley and met an uncle riding his bike. "Really, then you are too shameless."

8. Later, I finally understood in tears that some people, once they are dark, will never come back.

9. I saw a child playing CF in an Internet cafe today, and found that he was blowing the computer screen hard. When I took a closer look, I told him that smoke bombs could not be blown away.

1. "Honey, I'm so scared when it thunders outside!" "I'm not afraid, it's just thunder, and it will pass in a minute." "Good husband, can you come out from under the bed?"

11. There are three possibilities for girls to lose sleep: missing their boyfriends, missing the boys they secretly love and eating too much.

12. When you are short of money, colleagues, relatives, brothers and sisters who can take out 3 yuan, and parents who can take out 1 yuan! But the only one who can come up with 12, or even 5, is Gao.