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The funniest joke in world history.

1 Keep your word.

Man: "honey, if you agree to marry me, whatever you ask will satisfy you."

Woman: "Do you keep your word?"

Man: "Of course!"

Woman: "That's good! Please help me find a boyfriend who is stronger than you! "

The woman is ugly, can't get married, and wants to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent him back, but she refused to get off. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his foot: Go!

Don't drive.

There is a book called Pigs Yes, I read it backwards.

On one occasion, a person walking on the road saw a pile of things that looked like poop, so he squatted down and smelled them, which was a bit like poop; He dug it with his hand and thought it was poop; He put it in his mouth again, and it was poop. So he exclaimed, "It's a good thing I didn't step on it."