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Like the names of the seven fairies in Greek mythology or ancient China mythology.

1. Hou Yi failed to shoot Hebo, and the robbed lover Luo Shen was given Luo Shen by Cao Zhi to verify his charm.

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Ares, the god of war, had an affair with Aphrodite, the god of love and beauty (the wife of Vulcan and craftsman hephaestus), and gave birth to little love god Oss (also known as Mars, Venus and Cupid of little love god in Roman books). Cupid's bow and arrow was made by Vulcan himself, and it is said that it is the two small bows and arrows he played (Poseidon, his grandfather's Poseidon).

2. Suiren stole kindling, which made people bid farewell to the life of eating blood and drinking blood.

Fuxi Nuwa made people, passed on wisdom, left them to hunt, and lived a beautiful life with meat to eat.

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Prometheus and Athena, the god of wisdom, created human beings and endowed them with wisdom and aura. Prometheus stole the fire from the chariot of the sun god and stood out for human beings everywhere.

By the way, Pandora (a more personal role, a more perfect woman), Zeus and other gods were jealous of Lao Pu and were furious. They created a beautiful and evil representative Pandora and married Lao Pu's silly brother, which was nothing more than theseus. Opened the magic box and brought invisible diseases such as plague and AIDS to mankind from now on.

It's really difficult to find Pandora a woman corresponding to the ancient myth of China, because the ancient goddess of China is quite similar. . . Hehe, besides, Pan is not really a mythical god.

The Queen Mother and Hera are really alike. They are masters of the world, narrow-minded and jealous. Hmm. How interesting

As for the goddess whose name replaces numbers, I really don't have much impression. People like Xuan Nv are really rare (does it take nine days to practice in the room? Ok, ok, haha) but the gods add up.

Greece has:

As said on the first floor, the twelve titans and the twelve gods,

And five creators.

It seems that the twelve constellations also correspond to the twelve gods respectively. For example, my favorite afterlife and spring goddess Persephone corresponds to Virgo.

Nine planets also correspond to the gods. Pluto Pluto has yet to be discussed by astronomical organizations, hehe.

China?

The Three Emperors and Five Emperors are also considered as immortals in mythology.

Sanqing, Yuanshi Tianzun Lingbao Tianzun Moral Tianzun

Six royalty, Jade Emperor, Empress Dowager, Ziwei and so on.

Five Elders, Guanyin in Antarctica, the Holy Emperor of the East, and so on.

Nezha, the great god of Santan Haihui

A woman with a beautiful head refers to many concubines or concubines.

Jiuyaoxing

Three officials: celestial officials | local officials | water officials.

Four heavenly kings: the king of growth, the king of housekeeping, the king of learning, and the king of wide eyes.

Four-valued gongcao:

Li Bing, Nianshen | Huang Chengyi, Luna | Zhou Deng, Sun Shen | Liu Hong, Shi Shen.

Four heavenly teachers:

Zhang Daoling, Xu Xun (word Jingzhi,No. Xu Jingyang), Qiu Hongji, Ge Hong.

God in four directions

Qinglong Alina Zhang Shen Jun, Baihu Jianbing Shen Jun, Suzaku Lingguang Shen Jun, Xuanwu Zhiming Shen Jun.

Sidu dragon god

Yellow River | Yangtze River | Huaihe River | Jishui River God

Emperor born with five senses: Di Qing respected the spirit, Bai Di refused, Chi Di was furious, Hei Di juiced the light meter, and the Yellow Emperor contained the hub (hehe, I remember that the emperor in Search of Ji Shen was less classical and far from mysterious).

Wu Dou Xing Jun:

Star King of the East | Star King of the West | Star King of the Middle | Star King of the South | Star King of the Big Dipper

28 stars

Thirty-six heavenly generals

Penglai sanxian

Five dragons

Qinglong, Baihu, Suzaku, Xuanwu

Qi (7) Where is the Great Sage?

There are really not many goddesses on it. It seems that not only human beings prefer sons to daughters, but also heaven. No wonder his mother's human world is so unfair.

Nu Wa made man out of clay, so did God Adam, Prometheus and hephaestus. It seems that men are really made of earth, but Mr. Cao Xueqin said that women are made of water, and when they meet men, they become turbid. It seems that most men are made of earth, sweating a lot and getting farther and farther.

Tell a joke. God said that heaven is beautiful, but it may really be a lie, because Buddha is a wise man, but he always said: if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell.

Alas, is there really reincarnation in the world? Is the origin really messy? Is there really nothing in the origin? In this life, what is it?

Alas, I can only eat some food and sleep. If I die, I will go to heaven and turn around in hell. I'm not exhausted.

Materialism says that everything goes back to zero after death, but how can thinking be disillusioned, history be disillusioned, and time and space be stagnant? (for oneself)

Hehe, I'll tell you when I die. I prefer the saying that there is nothing left when you die.

Ha ha, seriously beside the point. Stop talking.

Don't be surprised, hehe.