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Two passengers are sitting in a carriage. After introducing themselves to each other, they chatted casually, talked a lot, and finally talked about philosophy. "I would rather give it to others than be subject to others. This is my principle of treating life. "

"You are probably a philanthropist?"

"No, I'm a boxer."

Hockey goalkeeper

The hockey goalkeeper said to the players of his team, "You know, when I was guarding the goal, I often thought that it would be great if the ball could become as big as the goal and the goal could become as small as the ball ..."

high jumper

A famous high jumper was taken to the hospital with a high fever before the competition. The doctor took his temperature, looked at the thermometer, shook his head and said, "Wow, 40 degrees!" " "

Hearing this, the world record holder was very excited: "What's the world record?"

Mountain climber

During mountaineering training, one of the two climbers accidentally fell off a cliff.

The other shouted down, "Are you hurt?"

"I don't know, it's still falling!"

Archer

An athlete was practicing archery and accidentally injured a bystander. The athlete rushed to apologize. The bystander said, "It's not your fault. I stood in the wrong place." If I stand in front of the target, won't I get hurt? "

bullfighter

In Madrid, a bullfight has just ended. In this game, a famous matador was seriously injured. He has just been taken to the hospital, but when he left the hospital, he was covered with bandages.

"I must take revenge!" The matador shouted at many admirers gathered in front of the hospital. Then he started walking along the street, and people followed him closely, wondering what he was going to do.

The matador walked into a pub, sat down at a table and told the waiter, "Give me two roast beef, the more roasted the better!" " "

swim

"Why do you always go swimming on an empty stomach?"

It won't sink like this. It is very buoyant. "

Watch a boxing match

Gordon always smiles in the boxing match.

The person next to him asked him, "Are you a boxer, too?"

Gordon replied, "No, I'm a dentist!" " "

Watch the football match

Rich Mrs. Gert has always lived in the country. She was very happy to hear that her grandson went to college and joined the school football team. She knows that playing football is a sport. Although she has never seen this sport, she can imagine the athletes' strong physique.

Mrs. Gert went to town to see her grandson. She went to her grandson's school just in time for his ball game, so she sat in the stands and waited to watch the game. But at the beginning of the game, she cried sadly: "So that's it, fighting for a ball with many people!" " Please tell me, I will buy you as much as you want! "

Watch track and field events

Marisa went to the track and field with her father.

"Dad, why do all these uncles run so fast?"

This is a competition. Whoever runs first will be the champion, and whoever wins the prize.

"But why are those people still running behind? What can they get? "