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Have fun, relax and decompress. Tell me about forty-one sentences.
Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.
My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.
As long as it is a comedy ending, you can always make me cry.
5. Flowers bloom into the sea, and missing becomes a disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.
God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. This is a waste of resources.
7. No matter how much you tell people you don't know, it's all nonsense. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.
8. "How can I get someone I love to contact me?" "It is not easy to borrow money from him."
9. Go with my wife and listen to her. I am the father from now on.
10. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart.
1 1. Long strip with countless fireworks. You look back with the light.
12. Square dance, Tai Ji Chuan, walking in the spring with a smile. Laugh together at home and have a sweet breakfast.
13. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.
14. Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.
15. I am not a simple and frugal person, I just have no money.
16. "Why is it always the next class?" "Because you didn't teach the next class." "Get out of here.
17. Boys ignore you when playing LOL, not necessarily because they care about you, but also because they are waiting for resurrection.
18. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.
19. You don't like me. This is a disease. You must be cured.
20. The most wonderful thing in this world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
2 1. Short and thick branches broken by strong winds are randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.
The more people care, the more they can't guess.
I cried at the moment I decided to give up. When I closed my eyes, I thought I could forget it, but the tears I shed deceived myself. I love you. How can you give up easily?
24. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.
25. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
26. As long as there is a grain of rice, don't squeeze into crowded places.
27. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.
28. Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will pounce on you without hesitation.
29. I have been to many places while you were away, but only when you are around can the scenery become a landscape.
30. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.
3 1. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.
32. If you can't control your future, who will listen to your tragic past?
I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.
34. What makes me tired at the moment? I just want to let go and not be reasonable.
35. The significance of getting up early lies in taking a nap.
36. Love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Your face looks forward to it day and night! I just want to be with you all my life! Never regret it! Read the first word of each sentence together!
37. Every day, every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.
38. Pay people who know how to be grateful and stay away from people who consume themselves.
39. There are many new things outside, and it is never rare to stay away.
40. Maybe this is just an illusion, an innocence, an impulse ... Why bother, why bother! Quiet, quiet, calm, that's the real me.
4 1. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.
Stay at home and entertain yourself on a hot day.
I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you die.
Life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing channels.
I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death before I put it down.
Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?
5. Who says life is boring? We are all living. Are we bored every day?
I really want to make money into my hobby.
7. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.
8. Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.
9. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.
10. If you don't like my temper, you'd better find someone who will leak.
1 1. The same life, some people obey themselves and live the life they want; Some people are so busy pleasing the audience that they lose themselves.
12. I eat every day, I am tired every day, and I sleep proudly every day.
13. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic.
14. Do you believe that there is always a girl coming to this world to torture you?
15. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be single and poor.
16. When we were young, we loved each other to death, but as we get older, you will find that love is not the whole of life. Kindness, hard work, reading, fitness and making yourself better are the most important things in life.
17. Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.
18. Now, now, let it be; Future, future heart, why bother.
19. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.
20. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.
2 1. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.
In fact, in this world, no one dares to bet against time, because it will be a lost gamble, and no one can have a chance to win time. When we are all white-haired, time is still as green as ever.
23. I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.
24. What brand of toothpaste I use depends entirely on which brand of promoter my mother meets first when she visits the supermarket.
25. Cleverness and wisdom are two different things. Cleverness is a kind of viability; And wisdom is a state of being. There are not many smart people in the world, estimated at one tenth; Wise men are rare, and it is estimated that they are one in a hundred. In real life, it is smart people who don't suffer; It is a wise man who can bear hardships. Smart people know what they can do, but they also know what they can't do.
26. Ugly children must run fast and fiercely, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.
27. How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.
28. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.
29. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.
You can only get used to people with a bad temper like me.
3 1. I'll take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.
32. I am single now. Please wish my friend a single life.
33. Be a sweet girl who can nest in your arms and pet the kind of coat you want to kiss ~
34. Let your past drive you to grow more, not add more resentment.
35. The country is peaceful, the people are safe and the society is peaceful. Citizens visit the park and enjoy themselves there. They are very emotional, China prosperous century.
36. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!
Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.
38. The best state is to see the darkness and pain of the world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.
39. No matter how awesome a woman is, she will be defeated by dysmenorrhea once a month. No matter how awesome a man is, she is also afraid of crying.
40. The whole world stinks of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.
4 1. Recently rounded up a lot, cute and gained a ton.
Humorous sentences that relax and entertain themselves on weekends.
A humorous sentence about relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (I) 1. A few days ago, I saw a boy wearing a school uniform on the phone, and his voice was too loud: "How many times have I told you! We broke up! I'm from! You are one year old! This is from the last century! Do you understand or not? Old woman! You're not for me! Stop pestering me! " Hearing this, the veins stood out in the hands holding ID cards. It turns out that I am from the last century.
You deserve all the pain. You can't let it go.
Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.
4. Every simple greeting every day. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.
Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.
6. If your future is uncertain, who will listen to your tragic past?
7. Life is a long journey, and we can't walk every step perfectly. Stumbling around a few detours is not a bad thing. At least, it gives us a taste of setbacks, increases our experience and enriches our lives. Maybe we didn't understand until we crossed the finish line that the road was flat but the scenery was less, and it was more dull without turning. As long as we have experienced, tried and walked, we have won a brand-new self!
8. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only because it works hard, but also because its parents are white swans.
9. Salt won't hurt you unless you fester.
10. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.
1 1. Very diligent, I thought about it and only did the first four words.
12. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.
13. The more people you care about, the less you can guess.
14. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.
15. Every heartless person has a history of caring about someone.
16. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.
17. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.
18. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.
Humorous sentences of relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (part two) 19. People's troubles are 12 words: can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, and can't forget it. Look at the complicated life with a simple mind and take a bumpy road. Life is simple and happy, life is happy!
20. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
2 1. At the moment, I am willful, but I am short of money.
22. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion
23. Just crazy, two people hold up all their dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.
24. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory.
25. I always say that my mouth is hard, and I don't know if it is soft until I taste it.
26. The inner self is rich and powerful, and you enjoy it. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.
27. If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.
28. Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you won't have so much time to love the person you like.
29. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.
I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and you do the rest.
3 1. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.
32. Life is a journey. After seeing the world of mortals, you will eventually set foot on your way home.
If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have slept.
34. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.
35. I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy some space in your heart.
36. I was so stupid on the other end of the phone.
37. Your life is short, but my weight is temporary.
38. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.
39. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.
40. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?
4 1. Blacked out and deleted to make your temper angry, and really set out to be polite.
42. Ten thousand horses tread flat Sichuan and walk the line. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.
43. You will meet a good girl one day. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you!
44. If you don't live your whole life, don't talk about it.
45. You really don't look down on fat people. You are crazy about losing weight.
46. The most sober time for a person is when he has nothing.
47. Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.
48. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.
49. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.
If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?
5 1. I don't remember a line in any movie: your good friend failed in the exam, and you feel distressed; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.
Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.
53. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.
Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
55. Enjoy yourself and feel at ease, no matter what others say about the past and present. Look at the flowers and cry today, and laugh at sunrise tomorrow.
Relax yourself, enrich your life and entertain yourself.
Relax yourself, enrich your life and entertain yourself. Be a sweet girl who can snuggle in your arms and spoil the kind of coat you want to kiss ~
2. Now, now, let it be; Future, future heart, why bother.
It doesn't matter whether you are fat or not, at least you are ugly.
Remember that you are a woman, and then fight like a man.
Some people will come and go in your life, but those who are willing to stay are enough.
6. I hope that the sensible idolize will not make things up for me.
7. Square dance, Tai Ji Chuan, walking in the spring with a smile. Laugh together at home and have a sweet breakfast.
8. The significance of getting up early lies in taking a nap.
9. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.
10. There are so many lovers outside that I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having a partner.
1 1. If I ride a horse, you can call me a groom. If I drive, you can call me a coachman. What should you call me if I am in charge of accounts?
12. One day, you will calm down and look at your story like an outsider, smiling and shaking your head.
13. Enjoy it. I don't feel bad about myself. No one feels sad about it. The mentality now is to be happy when you make money.
14. You gave me a tear, and I saw all the oceans in your heart.
15. You can't stop anyone from criticizing you, but you should give yourself more warmth.
16. I'm only in my twenties. Love can be late, but delivery and take-out are not late at all.
17. Enjoy, enjoy and feel at ease, no matter what others say about the past and present. Today, you will cry when you see flowers, and tomorrow, you will smile.
18. Class hours are like Fu Nan batteries, with one class longer than six.
19. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!
20. I don't want anyone to understand, I am very proud.
2 1. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.
22. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory.
23. You have your face value, and I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.
24. It doesn't matter if you have a simple meal, your friends are gone, or you are in chaos. As long as you have a steaming soul, life will not be bad.
I asked my fans if I was ugly, and it shook me all night.
26. Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.
27. There is no room, so you have no mother-in-law.
28. I really don't understand why I can eat so fat when I am so poor.
29. As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.
30. Life is looking for sugar in glass slag, which may be sweet or fishy.
3 1. ate a drawer of steamed bread in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the wild power in me!
32. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly dark.
33. What makes me tired at the moment? I just want to let go and not be reasonable.
34. Some things are too long to understand. Some things are too late when they are understood.
35. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.
I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!
37. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.
38. If the world isn't worth it, you are.
39. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily.
40. The recent wish is: close your eyes to sleep and open your eyes to have you.
4 1. Once a person has survived all the hardships, he doesn't expect to be with anyone.
42. We gave the best time to the school, but the school embarrassed us with exams.
43. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.
44. I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you die.
45. The inner self is rich and powerful, and you enjoy it. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.
Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.
47. People who are hopeless for all kinds of drugs are hopeless.
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