Examples of jokes and bad consequences caused by mistakes in writing or reading Chinese characters, as well as reports of some local typos.

A student loves to write typos and always writes rest as drinking.

In his diary, he wrote, "The squad leader instructed us to carry shit. Everyone worked hard and no one dared to take a sip." After ...

We were so tired that we secretly drank behind the monitor's back. "

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" …

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)

My history teacher has long hair and shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" …

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the history class, so tighten your skin." . "(intense)

I consider myself a good student, studying and "worrying" …

Teacher's comment: You have to worry-failure. (excellent)

On new year's day, my family went to the history museum to visit the "ice toilet" …

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors)

After visiting the flower market, I bought a "bargain" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: if you read it correctly, gladiolus will cry …

When I went shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry. What bad luck

Teacher's comment: The teacher is curious-whose anus is so big ...? (steel door)

One day, a new classmate named Jia Zhu came to Xiaoming's class. He and Xiaoming sat at the same table. Xiao Ming saw what his classmates wrote.

It's a pig family, so Xiao Ming asked, "Pig family? Where's the pig on you? "

The student wrote: I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road. I ate a catty!

After reading it, the teacher approved: massive, massive! (surprised)

Two people bickered, and suddenly a man next to them came out and said, "You are really full and have nothing to do."

All right, that's it!