What embarrassing things did you encounter during your trip?

There is nothing more embarrassing than granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden, Zhui Er "eating meat rather than vegetables", unable to find a toilet and running around the garden. ...

My brother, who was studying in a technical secondary school in Lanzhou, took my sister and me to play in Lanzhou during the summer vacation of the first grade (post-80s).

This is my first trip in my life. At that time, it was a super luxury hiking and traveling! Because at that time, in our village, there were no fart children who had been to the county by bus (long-distance bus)!

I bought some tomatoes when I changed trains in the county seat (at that time, agricultural science and technology were far from developed now, and the tomatoes in rural areas would not mature until at least the end of July, and I couldn't resist the temptation if I didn't eat them for a year! More importantly, I asked the prices of all other fruits, and my little money was not enough to see far away! )。 Then, when they weren't looking, I got into the corner of the empty room and wolfed it down.

Along the way, I watched my brother and sister honestly eating the steamed bread brought at home, while secretly laughing: worthless, I have enjoyed the "fashionable fruit of city people"!

Unfortunately, I may have eaten too much, or I may have eaten too little other food. My stomach, which has never been baptized with fruit in the city, growled in disappointment ... The people next to me kept looking at me with disgusting eyes ... Brother kept me holding back: Driver, stop at once! ..... Elder sister was too ashamed to look up ... I desperately counted one, two, three, four, five, and went up the mountain to shoot tigers! Hold back.

Finally, when the driver stopped at the edge of the forest, he shouted: Everyone goes to the toilet, men left and women right, don't go wrong! ! Who knows, I pushed myself into a deep pit before I left: as soon as I got on the bus, I forced my dad to buy me a belt with high heels and buckles. I think it is only used by city people (generally everyone uses military ones)! I don't know if it's too tight or unskilled. The more anxious you are, the less you can open it! Hey, I really regret not practicing a few times before getting on the bus! !

Hey! Awkward. By the time my brother helped me, it was too late. ...

Brother gave me a few random wipes, and then helped me pad a newspaper. At the urging of the driver, I got on the bus in a hurry ... I will never forget those city people who pointed their noses at me all the way! I swear by my conscience, painting feet is the vast majority of cases! ! (Ha ha ha ha) ............... ……MD! Cold sweat, hot sweat, all kinds of sweat, accompanied by my young self-esteem and shame, sometimes overwhelming, sometimes undercurrent, all the way incisively and vividly ...

MD, from then on, I really looked down on "city people": if it were them, I wouldn't make such a low-quality "village people" expression, and I might even help them or help them out! ! ! !

Hey! Now the legend of this story has spread to my daughter. She often asks me naively: Dad, did you really eat too many tomatoes? Are you sure you can't pull that belt? !

Hey! Conscience of heaven and earth, I was also the supply and marketing cooperative of that era (let's take a look at Baidu, what status was the supply and marketing cooperative of that era! ) The director's son! At least he was the "son" of that era! I will never see this world! ! !

Everybody don't laugh. A senior foodie can't have several legends! !

A veteran gourmet is always eating delicious food and always on the way to find it. ...

In recent years, I have basically eaten all the mountains in northern Hebei and learned a lot of good gluttony experience.

Everywhere I go, I meet things I haven't eaten, or things I want to eat but I'm afraid I can't swallow. My daughter and I will always stare at the food patiently, showing all kinds of greedy expressions and drooling expressions, then wait for the store to ask me if I want to buy it, and then pretend to be curious or humble, pretending to communicate with them in extremely poor "Northern Mandarin": Can my daughter have a taste first? We can buy it as soon as possible, can't we?

This trick never works! ! Of course, you should practice some teasing skills first, the kind of skills that can make others happy in one sentence! )

Why let my daughter try? First, children have good tastes, and second, children are more receptive to exoticism than I am!

In fact, the root cause is that I was once afraid!

Once in Guangzhou, I bought some fruits that I had never seen before. My daughter pointed to the fruit soaked in yellow water in an oversized bottle and asked me what it was. Before, my daughter walked around the bottle several times, and the waiters and sisters all came to ask us if we wanted to buy some and try it. I am embarrassed to ask if we can have a taste first. She poked one with a bamboo stick, and I bit it in front of my daughter: Mom, I swear, that one was stained with cat urine! I have never eaten such bad fruit in my life!

Hey! The point is, I was played as a monkey by those girls! Seeing me shaking my head and covering my mouth, I squatted on the ground and laughed on the spot ... I am a teacher! I am also a cultural person! How can you be laughed at in public?