Are there any jokes that no one has heard?

11.---Hello, please call a car. I'm at the XX intersection, wearing a black short skirt...

---Okay, where to?

---Uh... to the knees...

12. A butterfly's wings are broken, but it is still flying. Why?

Because it has a strong will

13. There was a man who was having an infusion in the hospital, and he started laughing wildly while he was getting an infusion.

People asked him why he was laughing.

He said: "I laughed a little..."

14. A little girl called the radio station and wanted to order a song for her mother

Host: Why do you want to order songs for your mother?

Little girl: My mother works very hard every day and can’t take a good rest on Sundays. She has to find various exercise books for me.

The host was very moved and said that she was very sensible and a good child of her mother.

So she asked what song she wanted.

Little girl: Why should women embarrass women

15. A, B, and C went on a trip together, and A caught a cold...

At night, everyone slept in the same bed. A sleeps in the middle.

In the middle of the night...A sneezed hard, and B and B's whole face was covered with A's crystals.

B and C: You will inform us next time...

Half an hour passed

A: Pay attention...

B and C After hearing this, he quickly got into the quilt and made sure that there was no connection with the outside world...

Then A farted

16. There was a prince who was cursed and could only speak once a year. words, but he likes a princess very much, so you endured five years without speaking. After saving up five words, you came to the princess and said: "Please marry me!"

The princess said in shock: "What?"

17. After retiring, a programmer decided to learn calligraphy. He bought a good Hu pen, rice paper, and ink, dipped it in thick ink, and wrote in one go: hello, world

18. Once upon a time, there were two trash cans. They raced, and ran, and ran, and ran for a long time. Then one of the trash cans stopped and said, "We are trash cans, why are we running?"

19. When Xiao Ming did something wrong, his mother asked him to kneel in front of the Guanyin statue and repent, saying: If Guanyin forgives you, you can eat.

Five minutes later, Xiao Ming sat down at the dining table. Go up, his mother asked strangely: Didn’t I say that Guanyin forgives you before you can eat?

Xiao Ming said: Yes, I knelt there and said to Sister Guanyin that I was wrong, I want to eat, and then Sister Guanyin followed with her right hand I said, OK

20. A woman took fake money to buy breakfast. . .

The vendor was annoyed: “Sister, it’s okay if you give me a fake one, at least it’s a seal, but yours is actually a painting!

Take a step back and say, It doesn’t matter if it’s a painting, it doesn’t matter if it’s ten yuan or five yuan, you can also give me a seven yuan painting.

Seven yuan, at least it has to be in color! Yes, you actually use a pencil!

Forget it, black and white is fine, but you can’t draw with toilet paper! It feels so bad

Even if it’s toilet paper, you have to use scissors. Trim the edges neatly. This one is torn by hand. The raw edges are too exaggerated

Okay, I can tolerate the raw edges, but if you tear it into a rectangular shape, this triangular shape is too unreasonable

21. One day, the snail was walking on the road. Suddenly, a turtle crawled over it and fell injured in the middle of the road. At this time, the police came and took the snail to the hospital. When it woke up, the police asked it what happened. The snail said: "I don't remember, it was too fast at that time." 22. A child went to buy a condom and said: "Boss. I bought a by set. "The boss saw it was a child and ignored him. The child said again:". one. boss. I want to buy a set! "The boss said...how big do you want it to be?"

． ． ． The child said, "I want an extra large one!" The boss brought it to him with suspicion. ． The child opened it and put it on his head without saying a word. ． ． ． ． ;The boss asked: "What are you doing?"

The child said: "My class is holding a Christmas party, and all the classmates have performances, but I don't. I'll ask the teacher what I do There is no show. The teacher just said, "Just act like JB." ． ． ．

23. A village woman was walking in the woods carrying a basket of eggs. ....Suddenly, a big man came out and raped her. .When the big man left, the village woman got up... patted the dirt on her body... and said...?!!!!! What a big deal... I thought someone was here to steal the eggs~~!~

24. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei’s stuff didn’t work well...Liu Bei went to the United States and came back and told Guan Yu that it was fine So... Guan Yu went to the United States and came back and told Zhang Fei that it worked well... Zhang Fei went to the United States and came back and told Guan Yu that it didn't work!!~~~~

Guan Yu said: "Take off your pants. Let me take a look." Zhang Fei took them off... Guan Yu said: "Haha... the one you changed into is mine~~~~~~"