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Mom, I want to tell you a composition.
Mom, I want to tell you the composition 1 It is very hot in summer. We blow air conditioners, eat watermelons and blow fans at home, but we still find the heat unbearable. I wiped the sweat on my head and issued an instruction to my mother: "It's so hot, mom, go out and buy me an popsicle, hurry up." "ok!" Mother readily agreed.
When I got home, I waited anxiously: "Oh dear! Mom won't use my lucky money to buy something for herself, will she? What can I do? " But just when I was worried about my popsicle and lucky money, "Dong! Knock on the door. Hey! " When my mother came back, I opened the door anxiously. Sure enough, my mother didn't buy popsicles. I flew into a rage and was about to lose my temper. Unexpectedly, my mother conjured up a bag and said, "Here you are!" "My anger subsided, and I grabbed the bag and opened it-the popsicle had turned into water.
My anger flared up again and I shouted to my mother, "I have been waiting for you for a long time." Why did you give me a pool of water? What the hell? " Mom smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I fell down." It's nothing. I just broke my skin and ran too fast. I'll buy it again, ok? " I was just about to say yes when I suddenly saw the sweat on my mother's forehead, mud on my pants and knees, and blood dripping from the wound on my palm. I quickly said to my mother, "No, no!" Embarrassed, I ran to my room and closed the door.
Mom, there are many things like this. I feel sorry for you. I want to say to you: "mom, I'm sorry for your hard work." I love you! " "
Mom, I want to say composition 2 to you. Dear Mom:
Hello!
In life, my growth is inseparable from your efforts, and you are my role model. You told me to study hard and stop staring at my mobile phone, but I have seen you look at your mobile phone many times. Every time you see me playing games, you say, "Son, stop playing games every day. Read more books when you have time! " "But when you look at your mobile phone, you will say, I am working, not playing with my mobile phone. Leave me alone. "If you really want me to read more books without looking at my mobile phone, you should also put down your mobile phone and read more books.
Mom, whenever I play with my sister, she cries when she accidentally touches her. You should criticize me and say that I didn't take good care of my sister and made her cry.
Once, my sister and I sat on the sofa and watched TV with relish. I feel hungry, so I'm going to have a snack. I'm eating. Suddenly, my sister took my snacks, but accidentally bumped into the corner of the table and began to cry. Mom, you rushed over when you heard the crying, asked about the situation and said angrily, "Why did you hit your sister?" ! Look, it's all red! "I haven't received my snacks yet, and I have to stand for an hour.
Mom, in the future, while you are in charge of me, you should also be yourself and be optimistic about the situation when criticizing me. I hope that after reading my letter, you can reflect on your own practice.
Good luck with your work!
I am here to convey
Salute!
Author: xx
20xx year x month x day
Mom, I want to say composition 3 to you. When I get up in the morning and rub my sleepy eyes, you are always busy preparing breakfast for me in the kitchen. Sometimes the rice is too hot. You always put it in a bowl and give me cold water. Let me eat it when it gets cold. In summer, you always put a cup of warm water and a bottle of water on the table. Sometimes I may complain, "I don't want to drink water." But I understand that everything you do is for my own good.
Whenever I do my homework, when I want to eat, you always say to me, "Go eat!" " Do your homework after dinner! "But sometimes I don't listen to you, and I don't eat until you finish eating. But instead of scolding me, you cooked me a good meal.
I remember one time I did badly in the math exam. When I got home, I hid in the corner and cried. When you come home and see me crying, ask me patiently what's going on. I figured it out. Instead of blaming me, you said to me, "Tigers sometimes take a nap; When the horse loses its front hoof, as long as you work hard in the future, there is no hurdle. " After listening to this sentence, my thoughts suddenly became clear.
All these bits and pieces of life are recalled. I deeply felt the deep maternal love. Isn't the greatest love in the world maternal love? Shouldn't we be grateful for maternal love and mother? I really want to say, "thank you, mom!" " "
Mom, I want to tell you composition 4. Mom is the one who loves me the most, and I love her the most. But I always make her angry. I want to do something to make her happy, but what should I do?
Every time I ask for something, my mother will buy it for me. If I were a different parent, I would stop buying it. But she said she could buy it as long as the price was reasonable. Sometimes, I think the price may not be appropriate, and she also says she can buy it. It's warm to think about it.
Once, I couldn't solve a math problem, and I couldn't understand the method my mother taught me. The more you listen, the more chaotic it is. I was discouraged, but my mother not only refused to give up, but also said, "You do other homework first, and I want to study." If not, I say you do the steps! " "By noon, I slept for a long time. My mother woke me up and said, "I found a way!" " "I got up slowly and sat at my desk and drank afternoon tea. At this time, my mother was not angry. She drew me a "ten". I asked my mother, "What is this, Mom?" At this time, my mother seriously explained to me. Suddenly, all my sleepy people were driven away, and I listened carefully to my mother's explanation.
The next day, I told my knowledge to the whole class and uncle Biao. I finally won a "little mathematician" award! At that moment, I really wanted to say, "Thank you, Mom!"
Mom's words: I am very strict with Wenxi. I always feel that I am a mirror of him. I want to be my best self and let him know how to do things. I have to admit that he is more sensible and considerate. He will be considerate of my work and try to lighten my burden. He will share all his joys and sorrows with me, just like a friend. I also want to say to him: "thank you, son!" " You taught me how to be a mother. Thank you for tolerating all my mistakes in learning to be a mother! "
Mom, I want to tell you that tomorrow is March 8, and you must be very lonely at home on Women's Day.
There is only one good mother in the world ... this is a song that you often sang to me when I was sleeping as a child. Now I can sing, and it is so beautiful.
Indeed, my mother is my mother and loves me more than anyone else. You comfort me when I cry, and you help me up when I fall. Tomorrow is March 8, but you have to work again. You are really tired. You've done too much for this family. You see your hand is cracked, your face is dry, and there are countless wrinkles on your face. You are so lucky and bitter!
Mom, I want to whisper in your ear that I love you. No, I want to say loudly in your ear that I love you hundreds of times. I can't live without you.
I don't think this is just talk, and it's not a joke. That's what I mean. I want to tell you a little secret. My father told me not to tell you. I understand that the reason why my father won't let me tell you is that you are worried and sad.
One morning, my father took me to school. There was water on the way to school. My father was cautious when riding a motorcycle, but something happened: when going uphill, my father stepped on the accelerator, because the water on the cement road was too slippery and the car slipped. Dad dragged the car and finally got up. Dad asked me, "Does it hurt?" "It doesn't hurt." I said. Dad stopped the car and we moved on.
Mom, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have kept it from you. Dad and I are both for your own good. I'm afraid you will be sad and unhappy.
Finally, I said, "I'm not at home during your holiday, so you must be happy."
Mom, I want to say composition 6 "Ha ha ha! Hahaha! Yeah! I am so lucky! Hey, lost! " This shocking voice, no need to guess, must be that my mother grabbed the WeChat red envelope!
My mother is crazy about grabbing red envelopes. You see, as soon as I entered the house after work, I sat on the sofa kicking my shoes and started grabbing red envelopes. Eating is really "mobile phone" on the left and "chopsticks" on the right. The left eye stared at the mobile phone, and the right eye casually glanced at the food. Grab a red envelope while eating. It is estimated that my mother also eats "chicken ribs"! Mom doesn't even leave her hand to go to the bathroom. It seems that hundreds of millions will slip away from you at any time. Where did my mother who used to love me very much go?
One night, I was doing my homework at my desk, and my mother grabbed a red envelope beside me. At that time, I was upset when I heard the voice of grabbing a red envelope from my mother's mobile phone. I didn't want to think about many simple topics. I glanced at my mother and looked at her pride. I wanted to ask the answer to my homework and ask her to stop for a while, but before I could speak, she pushed me away in a conditioned way. In the past, my homework was strictly checked by my mother: which words were not beautifully written and which questions were answered incorrectly, my mother would patiently and meticulously explain them to me. But since my mother became obsessed with grabbing WeChat red envelopes, she has been completely different and turned a blind eye to me! Even treat me like air!
I don't understand. Coins can be seen everywhere on the coffee table, balcony and washing machine at home. My mother never bent down to pick it up, but she was so fascinated by the pieces in the red envelope.
"Mom, for your health, for my study, for the whole family. Please don't grab the WeChat red envelope again!
Mom, I want to say composition 7 to you. Dear Mom:
Hello!
Everyone has a mother and has the opportunity to enjoy maternal love. I also have an amiable and understanding mother. Mom, I want to tell you that I love you!
Mom, during the four years of primary school, you always took pains to guide me. No matter how busy I am, I should take time to check my homework. At this time, I want to say to you who are tired: "Mom, you have worked hard!" " "
In my ordinary life, I always wrestle. Once, I fell on my bike and made me cry, and my blood kept flowing out. When you come back from work after a busy day, you should dress me up quickly. At night, you let me sleep. Suddenly, a few crystal tears rolled down my face, which turned out to be heartache for my wound. I want to say, "mom, I have nothing to do with this, don't worry."
Another time, I did well in the exam and ran home happily to congratulate you. As soon as I saw the faint smile on your lips, I gathered together and my mood was not as excited and proud as before. I can see from your encouraging eyes that I will work harder next time. At this time, I want to say to you: "I won't let you down, and I will definitely work harder next time."
Mom, you have been working hard for me. I want to say to you: "I love you forever!" " "
I am here to convey
Salute!
Author: xx
20xx year x month x day
Mom, I want to tell you that composition 8 says that time is the best medicine for healing, but no matter how time changes, I will never forget what happened that time.
I remember one summer evening, my friends and I were sweating all over. On this day, we played hide and seek, squeezed mud and had a good time. I feel that on this day, I have long forgotten the existence of time. When the sun went down and we all wanted to go home for dinner, I realized that I forgot to say hello to my mother when I went out. My mother was not at home before I went out to play. I always put a note on the refrigerator to tell my mother where I went to play, but today I forgot. Mom came back from work in the afternoon, and I don't know where I went. I must be in a hurry. I came home with a nervous heart. Unexpectedly, there is no light at home. Is it because my mother hasn't come back from work late today? Just as I was thinking about it carefully, my mother's voice sounded: "It's so late, I still know to go home and live outside." I think my mother must be angry with me. If so, my mother went on to say, "I won't cook dinner today, so don't eat it." I'm hungry and want to eat a meal. " Then my mother went back to the bedroom and closed the door, leaving me standing alone in the dark living room. That night, I shut myself in the door and kept crying, wondering why my mother did this to me. ......
I feel terrible when I think about it today. Mom, I want to tell you that if I make any mistakes, don't punish me like this in the future. You might as well criticize me directly, so I will feel better. You are the sun in my heart. If you don't warm me with sunshine but treat me coldly, how can I grow up healthily?
Mom, I want to tell you composition 9 Mom, I want to tell you something, I hope you can accept it.
I know you love me very much and always take care of me. I was playing in the playground of the affiliated middle school that day, and you had a meeting at work. Xie He ate an ice cream. Suddenly, grandpa told me to go home, and I rushed home. My ears suddenly hurt when I went upstairs. I hurried home, and grandpa couldn't help it. I am in pain. Grandpa quickly called you in the meeting. You listened, and you didn't say anything about taking a taxi back. You were anxious when you saw me like that, and immediately took me to Uncle Du's drugstore. After reading it, Uncle Du said that he asked my mother if she had pulled out my earwax. My mother said I haven't pulled out my earwax since I was born. Uncle Du immediately said that it might be an ear knot. It turns out that I dare not let my mother pull out my ears for a long time, and there is an eardrum in my ears. Fortunately, Uncle Du pulled out the eardrum in time, so I survived. So, mom, I thank you very much.
But you also have a shortcoming, that is, you are angry. You are always angry with me. Although you are much better than before, it still makes me shudder. That time, I was doing my English homework. It happened that I wrote a wrong syllable. You suddenly came in. As soon as you saw it, you shouted at me sullenly, "You, I have reminded you of this syllable hundreds of times. Why can't you remember? " I was so wronged that I whispered, "This is the syllable I just learned." Unexpectedly, you with sharp ears heard my words, and you immediately followed by another "crazy curse", which suddenly made me a "cucumber". From now on, I dare not disobey you at all, otherwise I may eat "fried pork with bamboo shoots" Hey-
Mom, if you can get rid of these shortcomings, you will be the best mother in the world.
Mom, I want to tell you the composition 10. Mom, do you know what I think of you? It's not convenient to talk about it at ordinary times, so I'll just say a few here.
Mom, you are a good mother who cares about me in life. I remember a summer night when I was five years old. I had a fever that night, and you didn't sleep a wink. As soon as I turn over and the quilt is not covered, you should cover it for me quickly. I slept until midnight, suddenly woke up and threw up all over the floor. The quilt and cold pillow are dirty. No matter how dirty or smelly, change the dirty quilt, wash the cold pillow and mop the floor shiny. After a night of suffering, your eyes are bloodshot.
You have a "fault" that makes me angry-"breaking your word". One day, after dinner, you promised to go to the gym with us to exercise. Who knows, just walked to the gym, "DuDu", the mobile phone sang a song, and there came a message from the mobile phone: "Hey, Sister Zeng, come to work overtime!" You quickly pull me up and run to the unit. I said indignantly, "I thought we had an agreement!" " Find any reason to convince me: "wait a minute, win money to buy toys." I have to leave it to you.
You also have a "weakness", that is, you like to lie. Once, grandpa was injured and spent more than 30 thousand yuan on treatment. Grandpa asks you, "How much did it cost?" You know grandpa is very thrifty, and it hurts to spend too much money. So you smiled and said, "Dad, it only cost a few hundred dollars!" " "
Mom, although you have some shortcomings that make me angry, you are still my good mother.
Mom, I want to tell you the composition 1 1 mom, you are like a piece of jade, and you care for me with your heart. However, there are spots on jade, and those spots make you no longer beautiful. Those spots are your shortcomings. I have been afraid to say this, and I want to take this writing opportunity to point it out for you.
Highlight 1: impatience. Mom, you are anxious when you are going to be late for work. I also know that you are afraid that the company will scold you, but you have to wait for me to pack my things! I remember that time I went to write a composition, and last night I found that my pen was out of ink. Use a pencil for a while, and borrow a pen from your deskmate for a while. It really took a lot of effort to finish it, but as soon as I got home, you began to say that my composition was slow. After I explained the reason, you said that my own things were not packed. What happened? I always say I'm wrong, but do I have time to type ink? Do I have time to clean?
Aspect 2: TV fans. My mother watches TV and movies on the Internet almost every night before going to bed, sometimes until two o'clock in the morning or even longer. Mom, look, you have more and more gray hair. Dad always says that you watch TV for a long time at night. Mom, you always do this. I am so distressed. Mom, can you get rid of this bad habit?
Mom, will you please promise me these little requirements and make a change? In this way, you will always be a flawless jade in my heart!
Mom, I want to tell you a composition 12 Dear mom, I have a thousand words to tell you, but when I came to your side, I somehow swallowed them, so I can only express them in words.
Mom, you know what? I don't know who is your daughter now, and the score is still mine.
There was a Chinese exam in the first grade, and I got more than 90 points. I walked home happily, fantasizing about your praise on the way. When I got home, to my surprise, you crossed your waist and stared at me before I told you the exam results. I was scared and confused, so I lowered my head and whispered, What's the matter? Mom. Something unexpected happened. You pointed at my nose and shouted, "What's the matter? I scored 30 points, and I still have the face to ask what happened? " I quickly explained, "I got more than 90 points today. Are you mistaken? " Mom, as long as you turn on your mobile phone, it will show: your child got 30 points in the exam, and the lowest score in this exam is 30 points. Mom, why would you rather believe this information than me? It was not until the next day that the teacher said you made a mistake that you told me that you were sorry.
When I do well in the exam, you buy me a lot of delicious food and say a lot of praise, but once I don't do well in the exam, you will beat and scold and say a lot of things that make me sad.
Mom, do you love grades or me?
Mom, I want to tell you the composition 13. I have such a sentence to say to you, because I didn't have the courage before, but now I have the opportunity. Mom, I want to say to you, "Can you spend more time with me?"
I remember one Sunday, because of work, you couldn't accompany me, and you had to go to stock up. I really want to stop you, but I think you are working hard. I don't want to stop you if I think about work every day when I go home. After you check my homework, pack your things. Before opening the door, he said, "Be good at home, don't come back until tomorrow, go to bed early!" " "Say that finish, mother opened the door and went out. I looked at your back and was disappointed to hear footsteps getting smaller and smaller until your footsteps disappeared, leaving only silence. I know you won't come to sleep with me today, but I fantasize that you can stop working, read, chat and play with me ... I lay in bed, fiddling with my teddy bear, and after a while, I took a shower and went to bed. I hold my teddy bear as if my mother were by my side.
I fell asleep unconsciously and had a nightmare. I dreamed that my mother and I were walking and chatting together in the forest. I was very happy, but my mother suddenly disappeared. At this time, there was lightning and thunder, and I was afraid to find my mother somewhere ... I woke up and found it was just a dream, so it was a false alarm. At this moment, the alarm clock I set also rang. How I wish I could hear you say, "lazy cat!" " ! Get up! "But it was the alarm clock that woke me up.
Mom, I hope you can spend more time with me. No matter how busy I am at work, as long as you can spare some time, I will be satisfied!
Mom, I want to tell you the composition 14. Mom, I want to say, "You are great!" "
Mom, do you remember when I was six years old, my fever reached 39 degrees in the middle of the night? Tired, you try very hard to find medicine for me and bring me ice cubes to reduce my fever. Can it be burned or not? It happened that my dad was on a business trip, so you had to take a taxi behind my back to the hospital on the street. When you get to the hospital, you are vomiting and diarrhea, but you are anxious. After that, the fever stopped and an injection was needed. Mom, you have to re-register and pay the money. Then I fell asleep with an injection. When I woke up, I saw your eyes bloodshot, as if you were haggard. Many of my classmates have been flying since they were very young. Listening to them talk about their feelings about flying, I am envious, and sometimes even a little jealous. I'm not afraid of your jokes. I even cried secretly. Every time I see a plane flying overhead from the ground, I think, how can I fly with so many people sitting on the plane? What would it feel like to sit on it? In this strong desire and curiosity, I finally got on the plane. I looked up and down the cabin, saw a no smoking sign on my seat, and fastened my seat belt, so I immediately fastened my seat belt. Soon, the plane quickly left the ground and flew into the sky. Another time, I went to my grandmother's house for the summer vacation. When I was playing with my friends, I accidentally fell down the stairs and broke my leg. You sweated me and took care of me.
Mom, maternal love is like the sun, you are the sun, and I am a resident of the earth. Motherly love is like the ocean, you are the boundless ocean, and I am the lovely little fish. Motherly love is like a mountain, you are a tall and straight mountain, and I am a grass and a tree on the mountain. It is because of your concern that I grow up so happy.
Mom, I want to tell you the composition 15 mom, I want to tell you: "when I was sick, you were watching over me;" You helped me when I was in trouble. When I was sad, you were still comforting me. Every time, my mother is by my side giving me endless love. "When I was a child, I was a very naughty child, which caused your mother a lot of trouble. But! Mom, you always forgive me generously and help me correct my mistakes. I remember one day at noon, I built blocks in my room for a long time, and finally built a very beautiful castle, colorful, I like it very much! So, I really want my mother to show you my "I won't give up!" "So I ran over and planned to pull you over and see my castle. But who knows? When a horse falls. In this way, I accidentally hit my mouth on the corner of the table and lost a lot of blood. At that time, mom, you were so scared that you couldn't help but let out a cry and your face changed color! Later, mom, you and dad rushed me to the hospital and had five or six stitches. You held me in your arms in distress and said over and over again, "son, does it hurt?" "It's mom's fault! It's all my mother's fault ... "Although it hurt at that time, I don't blame your mother at all, because I can feel your deep love for me! Now that I have grown up, I won't be so naughty as I was a child! I have been able to understand your hard work and expectations of my mother. I will be more sensible every day! Dear mother, my son wants to say to you, "When I grow up, I will love you as much as my mother loves me!"! Take care of you! Mom, I love you! forever ...
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