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500 words in the fifth grade composition of primary school: Why are stupid people called "pigs"

Topic: Why are stupid people called "pigs"

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This composition is a 500-word composition about the fifth grade of primary school. The topic is: "Why are stupid people called" pigs "? Everyone is welcome to contribute enthusiastically. A long time ago, one day God made all the animals tell jokes. God's request is that all animals here should laugh. If one of them doesn't laugh, the joking animal will be beheaded. If all animals laugh, it will be called king. Dinosaurs were the first to speak. The dinosaur said it wonderfully. All the animals laughed, but one pig didn't laugh or move. God said to the dinosaur, "kill yourself!" "

"Dinosaurs committed suicide, so dinosaurs became extinct. The second speaker is a gorilla, all black. He licked his red mouth, cleared his throat and began to tell jokes. Gorilla jokes are more exciting. The joke was only half told. All the animals laughed, but only the pig didn't. God said to the gorilla, "jump down!" "

"The gorilla jumped into the world and fell, so he became hunchbacked and old. The third speaker is a monkey. When the monkey started talking, the pig smiled. God asked it, "why did you laugh so soon?" "The pig said," I just remembered a joke about dinosaurs and gorillas. " Because of this, people call stupid people "pigs". Teacher's comment: Our little author is good at telling jokes and describes the unresponsiveness of "pigs" to the point. Because the "pig" was slow, dinosaurs became extinct and gorillas became hunchbacks. Fortunately, when the monkey started telling jokes, "Pig" recalled the jokes of dinosaurs and gorillas and laughed, so that the monkey escaped. Otherwise, what tragic ending will the monkey have? !

The author pays great attention to the description of some actions and details, such as "it licked its red mouth and cleared its throat", which seems to make readers see the scene at that time and make the content of the composition feel true and credible. (Xue Le China Special Teacher: Teacher Rodina) 2009-8-30 14:09:00