10 jokes

The dung beetle family went to the countryside for a picnic. Dung beetles's mother asked, "Honey, did you bring food?" "What to eat, don't you see cows all around? Let's go there and wait. " As a result, the dung beetles family drowned. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Fat made a girlfriend and broke up in less than a week. A friend asked why, and Pang said, "She said … she felt so tired after seeing me for a long time …"

Three people-China, American and Japanese-went to the desert to play. Without water and food, they are dying. Suddenly, they saw a bottle. Thinking there was water, the Americans opened it and flew out an elf. They promised everyone three wishes.

American: I want to drink enough water and take a lot of dollars home.

Japanese: I want to drink enough water, hug women and go home.

China: I want Erguotou. After drinking-

I want more Erguotou. I'm drunk again-

Where are my two friends? Call them back.

Americans and Japanese came back and were very angry. Continue to walk in the desert.

Seeing another bottle, the Japanese opened it. Another elf flew out and granted everyone three wishes.

Americans and Japanese are afraid that China will make a wish first, as they just did.

China: Give me a bottle of Erguotou. I’m going home.

Tinker bell: There is another wish.

China people: You have nothing to miss. Let's go

My English teacher always likes to ask questions in class. Whenever someone is asked to answer a question, he always asks: Can you? Means you can.

One day we learned the word born, the meaning of fertility, and then she gave an example: a sow can give birth to ten piglets at a time, and then let a boy translate. After the boy stood up, the teacher did not forget to ask: will you? The boy replied: I won't.

After ten seconds of silence, the whole class laughed.

An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the sign ahead suggests turning left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?"

A: "Yes", so ... I hung up. ..

There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible ~!

The second said to the third: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible, it's terrible ~!

The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao. ...

The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Lao zi is kiwi fruit ~! ! !

There is a classmate named Huang Jiajian in my high school class.

One day, I didn't go to class. When the old class came into the classroom, I saw that his seat was empty.

Just asked: Hey, where's Huang Jiajian?

After the whole class laughed, they all called him Huang Gupo.

In the past, the exam teacher handed out papers, and the girls at the back took one more and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine."

Another time, I went to buy breakfast and found that my usually unsmiling boss was also waiting in line, so I was very nervous. After greeting, I summoned up my courage and said to the chef, "Master, please give me a steamed stuffed bun and two breasts!" " ~ ~ ~ Woo ~ ~ It's the first time in two years to hear the boss laugh so loudly ~ ~ ~ Depressed ~ ~ ~

The political teacher once said "Let me give an example" in a lecture, and then thought it was wrong and said "Give an example".