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If someone says you are ugly, how to answer?

I came home from school that day. Two old people asked me for directions, and I dragged my tired body to show them the way. They didn't even say thank you, but underestimated it The children were ugly and a little unbearable, so I went over and told them. You two are rich and luxurious, and at first glance you are gold. They are so happy.

In fact, I am satirizing them, treating themselves as a piece of gold, and you are not as good as cow dung in the eyes of others.