Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I really need to laugh.

I really need to laugh.

A: Festive gongs and drums are loud. (Action: Give me five. )

B: The four of us stepped onto the stage. (Action: Instruct four people)

C: say three and a half sentences on stage (action: greet the audience)

Goodbye. (Action: Wave, turn and retreat)

(A, B and C shout: Don't go, come back! )

Why are we standing here? (motion: puzzled expression)

B: Four people stand in a row. (action: natural expression)

C: Today's task is very simple, (action: relaxed expression)

D: celebrate new year's day! (Action: Imitate the expression of making up your mind)

(Four people say: Yes, Chinese New Year! )

D: go ahead ...

God gave me two feet.

Teach me how to stand still (action: hands akimbo)

C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)

D:- run away. (action: the way to escape desperately)

A: God gave me a straight back (action: akimbo)

B: teach me how to persist.

C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)

D:- show off. (Action:)

Answer: God gave me a pair of hands (action: shake hands)

B: teach me how to create, (action: how to make things)

C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)

D: begging. (Action: Reach for something)

A: God gave me a pair of eyes (action: the Monkey King looks thousands of miles away).

B: teach me how to find it. (Action: Pretending to hold a magnifying glass)

C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)

D:-Glancing at it. (Action: strabismus)

A: God gave me a brain.

B: Teach me how to think.

C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)

D:- sleep. (action: sleeping soundly)

Answer: God gave me a mouth, (action: pointing)

B: teach me how to shout slogans.

C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)

D:- funny. (Action: Shake your eyebrows and put them under your chin)

A: God is finally angry.

B: Say:

C: Why are you holding what I gave you (action: puzzled expression)

Ding: Always fooling around, always making jokes, and never learning well! (action: pointing)

A: I'm finally angry, too (action: angry)

B: Say:

C: I was born with this material (action: smug expression)

Ding: The performance on New Year's Day made everyone laugh!

A: God shook his whole body violently.

(Four people talking together)-Dizzy ..

A: Happy New Year.

B: please forgive me for not speaking well.

C: The wonderful program is at the back.

D: keep watching.

A: What about us? (action: puzzled expression)

Goose Soldier: Let's go! !

(Bow, exit)