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I really need to laugh.
B: The four of us stepped onto the stage. (Action: Instruct four people)
C: say three and a half sentences on stage (action: greet the audience)
Goodbye. (Action: Wave, turn and retreat)
(A, B and C shout: Don't go, come back! )
Why are we standing here? (motion: puzzled expression)
B: Four people stand in a row. (action: natural expression)
C: Today's task is very simple, (action: relaxed expression)
D: celebrate new year's day! (Action: Imitate the expression of making up your mind)
(Four people say: Yes, Chinese New Year! )
D: go ahead ...
God gave me two feet.
Teach me how to stand still (action: hands akimbo)
C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)
D:- run away. (action: the way to escape desperately)
A: God gave me a straight back (action: akimbo)
B: teach me how to persist.
C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)
D:- show off. (Action:)
Answer: God gave me a pair of hands (action: shake hands)
B: teach me how to create, (action: how to make things)
C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)
D: begging. (Action: Reach for something)
A: God gave me a pair of eyes (action: the Monkey King looks thousands of miles away).
B: teach me how to find it. (Action: Pretending to hold a magnifying glass)
C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)
D:-Glancing at it. (Action: strabismus)
A: God gave me a brain.
B: Teach me how to think.
C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)
D:- sleep. (action: sleeping soundly)
Answer: God gave me a mouth, (action: pointing)
B: teach me how to shout slogans.
C: But I only learned (action: sigh expression)
D:- funny. (Action: Shake your eyebrows and put them under your chin)
A: God is finally angry.
B: Say:
C: Why are you holding what I gave you (action: puzzled expression)
Ding: Always fooling around, always making jokes, and never learning well! (action: pointing)
A: I'm finally angry, too (action: angry)
B: Say:
C: I was born with this material (action: smug expression)
Ding: The performance on New Year's Day made everyone laugh!
A: God shook his whole body violently.
(Four people talking together)-Dizzy ..
A: Happy New Year.
B: please forgive me for not speaking well.
C: The wonderful program is at the back.
D: keep watching.
A: What about us? (action: puzzled expression)
Goose Soldier: Let's go! !
(Bow, exit)
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