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Are there any jokes like a broken throat?

Demon: Hum, if you scream, no one will come to save you.

Princess: broken throat ~ ~ broken throat ~ ~

Broken throat: Princess, I'm coming to save you! !

Devil: Speak of the devil. ...

Cao Cao: Demon .. What do you want me to do? ..

Demon: Wow ... seeing a ghost.

Ghost: Kao! Has been discovered. ..

Shit: Ghost, you can see me. ...

Devil: Oh, my God!

God: Who called me?

Who: Nobody called you. ...

Nobody: I didn't? Play dumb!

Garlic: Who is pretending to be me?

Who: Me again? Are you looking for trouble?

Trouble: who wants to see me?

Which one: looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here.

Many people: I just arrived ... who are you?

Which one: I'm not who.

Who: He's not me.

Princess: Is everyone here to save me?

Everyone: I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun.

Lively: What do I have to see?

God: It's none of my business. Let's go first.

Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this demon king?

Go on: if you don't do it, what shall I do?

Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go.

Nobody: If I play the devil, how can I let you go? ...

How come: I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.

Lively: What are you looking at me for?

What: rogue!

How dare you: I didn't?

Me: What's it to me?

Demon: Shit! I'm going crazy.

Shit: What am I doing?

Crazy: What do you want me to do?

You want me to: I know nothing!

I know nothing: I don't know!

I don't know: here I am! Is someone calling me?

Someone: I didn't call you!

I didn't: Who called him?

Who: Wrong ... I didn't. ...

I didn't: I didn't wronged you. ...

You: I dare you.

I dare you: who says I dare not! ?

Who: Please ... I didn't say anything.

I have nothing: what do you want me to say?

I am nothing: ... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?

Long-lost brother: My name is so long ... I will be called. ...

Who: ... I want to leave this troublesome place as soon as possible

True or false: So this is my territory. ...

I am nothing: stop arguing, we are talking. ...

Leave us alone: I won't talk. ...

I didn't: I didn't speak! ...

I am nothing:-_-"... Let's go out and talk. ...

Go: I'm sorry ... (wriggling)

I have nothing: it's none of your business ... leaving ... (two brothers go out angrily)

None of your business: whoops ... why did you kick me out? ...

Why: I don't want to kick you out ... Be obedient ... Don't cry.

I didn't: Oh ... What does it have to do with me?

None of my business: what? Did anyone call me?

Someone: Who wants to call you? ...

Who: I really have to go ... T.T.

Go: I'm really embarrassed ... *V.V* ("Who" is exhausted)

None of your business: ... aren't you my cousin?

It's none of my business: ... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see. ...

Long time: I'm not here. ...

From then on, the devil and the princess lived a happy life.