Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Are there any jokes like a broken throat?
Are there any jokes like a broken throat?
Princess: broken throat ~ ~ broken throat ~ ~
Broken throat: Princess, I'm coming to save you! !
Devil: Speak of the devil. ...
Cao Cao: Demon .. What do you want me to do? ..
Demon: Wow ... seeing a ghost.
Ghost: Kao! Has been discovered. ..
Shit: Ghost, you can see me. ...
Devil: Oh, my God!
God: Who called me?
Who: Nobody called you. ...
Nobody: I didn't? Play dumb!
Garlic: Who is pretending to be me?
Who: Me again? Are you looking for trouble?
Trouble: who wants to see me?
Which one: looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here.
Many people: I just arrived ... who are you?
Which one: I'm not who.
Who: He's not me.
Princess: Is everyone here to save me?
Everyone: I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun.
Lively: What do I have to see?
God: It's none of my business. Let's go first.
Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this demon king?
Go on: if you don't do it, what shall I do?
Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go.
Nobody: If I play the devil, how can I let you go? ...
How come: I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.
Lively: What are you looking at me for?
What: rogue!
How dare you: I didn't?
Me: What's it to me?
Demon: Shit! I'm going crazy.
Shit: What am I doing?
Crazy: What do you want me to do?
You want me to: I know nothing!
I know nothing: I don't know!
I don't know: here I am! Is someone calling me?
Someone: I didn't call you!
I didn't: Who called him?
Who: Wrong ... I didn't. ...
I didn't: I didn't wronged you. ...
You: I dare you.
I dare you: who says I dare not! ?
Who: Please ... I didn't say anything.
I have nothing: what do you want me to say?
I am nothing: ... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?
Long-lost brother: My name is so long ... I will be called. ...
Who: ... I want to leave this troublesome place as soon as possible
True or false: So this is my territory. ...
I am nothing: stop arguing, we are talking. ...
Leave us alone: I won't talk. ...
I didn't: I didn't speak! ...
I am nothing:-_-"... Let's go out and talk. ...
Go: I'm sorry ... (wriggling)
I have nothing: it's none of your business ... leaving ... (two brothers go out angrily)
None of your business: whoops ... why did you kick me out? ...
Why: I don't want to kick you out ... Be obedient ... Don't cry.
I didn't: Oh ... What does it have to do with me?
None of my business: what? Did anyone call me?
Someone: Who wants to call you? ...
Who: I really have to go ... T.T.
Go: I'm really embarrassed ... *V.V* ("Who" is exhausted)
None of your business: ... aren't you my cousin?
It's none of my business: ... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see. ...
Long time: I'm not here. ...
From then on, the devil and the princess lived a happy life.
- Previous article:I dreamed that my clothes were stained with filth
- Next article:Art Journey-My Days in the Academy of Fine Arts
- Related articles
- What are the stories of misspelled jokes?
- You think the funny joke is
- The composition "My Mother" is urgent!
- How to quickly master product skills in operation 0- 1
- Bea Hayden knelt down to change Jacky's shoes and said sorry. Isn't that too respectful?
- 6 1 How to write a red envelope for Children's Day?
- Which is more suitable for me, i5 3570k or e3- 1230v2?
- Poems about celebrity stories
- Why is the male dragon called the green hat dragon?
- Definition and skills of speech