Ask a few jokes about the IRS

A company held a Hercules competition,

The competitor is Liu Ding.

The first appearance was a muscular college student.

Liu Ding hands a pinch, juice is full of a whole cup.

The host was shocked: [Sir, you are ...]

College student: [I am a gymnast and practice the horizontal bar. ]

The second appearance was a young man in military uniform.

Bend down and pick up Liu Ding, squeeze his hand and squeeze out half a cup.

The host was shocked: [you ... you ...]

The soldier replied: [I am from the Marine Corps. ]

The third appearance was a middle-aged man, topless.

The muscles of the whole body are practiced horizontally, and the upper arm is even bigger than the head.

I held the dried Liu Ding in my hand and squeezed it so hard that two or three drops of juice came out! !

The host kept his mouth shut: [..........]

The middle-aged man replied: [Don't be surprised, I practice Beidou Shenquan ...]

Just as the grand prize is about to be won,

Suddenly, a shriveled old man came over.

Moderator: [Hey! This old gentleman, you are going the wrong way ...]

At this time, the old man picked up the dead Liu Ding from the trash can.

Squeeze it, and Liu Ding juice will gush out like a waterfall.

The audience was stunned, and the host's feet went soft: [You ... You ... You are ...? ]

Old man: I'm from the State Taxation Bureau.