What is the funniest joke you know?

There is a cold joke about finance and economics.

Once upon a time, a large family came down from the upstairs of the big room after the market closed, and saw a group of people discussing in the retail lobby, some watching the market, and some discussing which ticket would rise sharply tomorrow.

He made a visual inspection and found a stockholder watching the market trend, so he leaned in to talk to him. I didn't expect the two of them to hit it off.

When preparing to leave, the big family patted the small retail investor on the shoulder and said, "Let's fry well. I used to be like you. "

3 retail investors nodded with a smile, and also reached out and patted the big family on the shoulder and said, "You should fry well, too. You used to be like this! "

Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... This joke will be a bit long, but it's funny!

Two young people who just met are chatting:

What do you do?

I am a logical thinker.

What do you mean?

B: Let me show you. Do you have a dog?

A: Lift it up.

So you like animals!

A: That's right!

B: If you love animals so much, you must love your own children.

A: Of course.

B: So if you have children, you must have a wife! And beautiful!

A: Wow, that's right! How do you know all this?

B: Finally, you have a beautiful wife and children you love very much, so you are not gay! correct

A: That's for sure! It's amazing!

At this moment, another friend came.

Captain: What are you talking about?

A: I just learned a new skill, logical thinking. Let me show you. Do you have a dog?

C: No.

Well ... that means you're gay!

B and C: ........

I'm bored.

A writer in the funny field

My friend wrote a sign at the door, which said beware of dogs! I know he has a big dog at home.