Funny jokes about company applications.

The funny jokes applied by the company are as follows:

I went to apply for the job today and got to the manager level. The manager read my resume for a long time and said simply, "I know your father!" " "I'm so happy, this is very important! Then he said, "The one who used to beat me every day at school." My heart thumped and I wanted to turn around and leave. Then he sighed and said, "Come to work tomorrow!" "What do you think I should go or not?

Early in the morning, my father told me that there were many rabbits in the trap set in the back hill, so I rode a scooter to pick them up. I happily got on the scooter and followed my father! When I got there, I found there were no rabbits. I looked at my father suspiciously. My dad scratched his head and said, I saw them this morning! Probably saved by the big rabbit. It seems that you are all here. You can't go back empty-handed Help me chop a load of firewood and go back!

A history fan woke up and found himself galloping all the way with 28 cavalry. Judging from his tall figure and infinite strength, and his clothes, he should be a general. His heart is full of excitement, and he wants to make a splash and compete for the world. Sui Zong reported: General, Wujiang River has arrived.

Today, I am in charge of recruitment in the company, and the couple came to apply. They said they wanted to be security guards and cleaners. I am busy giving them information. I was dumbfounded when they finished filling it out. The man said that he cleaned at home, so he wanted to do cleaning. Women are courageous and energetic, so they want to be security guards!