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Seek a novel that is cruel to the heart, not a prose ~

Forced marriage: the princess who fell out of favor (finale)/Joerfield

Miss Ye's eldest daughter is so ugly that everyone laughs at her ugliness, including her family.

Who knows how to reverse the face of all beings to keep a secret under the human skin mask she has worn for more than ten years?

Imperial edict suddenly spread to come over in the palace, fell in the leaves home. Today, I am a crown princess, and I will marry again another day! This is a happy event, but it is like a bolt from the blue!

This is just a task given to her by the emperor. I just want her to stand by the prince and help him move forward.

Who knows that this prince is cruel and tyrannical, just because he really likes her seemingly kind and lovely, sinister and treacherous sister!

A kindness is gradually catalyzed by his insults, because the woman standing in front of him is the most disgusting person in the crowd.

For him, for ambition, for wealth, for fame, for the ugly girl he hates, he doesn't want her!

Cruelty, injury, wave after wave.

She smiled and looked at it coldly. All this is just a silent fallen leaf and the wind blowing across the traceless surface. This man's heart, she can't afford it! She is not rare!

Under the rule of the wedding, purple night, in the future, you go your way, I cross my wooden bridge, and it has nothing to do from now on …

President of Evil Spirit/Du Chunzi's Runaway Lover

At her engagement party, a man suddenly appeared and broke the sweetness of the meeting.

Watching him step by step towards her is like walking down the altar.

They were shocked and already knew his prominent position.

He hooked her chin and remained handsome and charming.

He gently raised his thin lips and said in a voice that everyone could hear, "I have only been away for a year, and I have forgotten who is trying to be kind under me?" Can this man satisfy your body that I developed? "

Shallow and quiet heartbeat stopped, slender body trembled, whispering from everyone's ear, once a nightmare day in my mind.

After a year of keeping a low profile, she took great pains to hide her beauty, talent and amazing life experience.

Just to avoid this demon with great power.

Now, all this is a joke.

He approached slowly, his bright eyes flashing with frightening Yin Zhi, and his smile was like a poisonous poppy. He said cruelly, "You shouldn't marry someone else, let alone try to escape from me. In this life, you can only be-my toy! "

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Leave, just turn around.

Many years later, when the weak rabbit grew fangs, the Yin Zhi demon lost his heart.

In this love contest, the outcome has been divided. ...

(Non-tragic)

Court conspiracy: the queen who fell out of favor/the mirror of the East

On the wedding day, she wore a gown with a crown, gold thread and jade shoes, and with a faint smile, looked at him coming towards her indifferently.

He has a new princess in his hand, a woman he loves most, and he accepted it with him the day after the founding of the People's Republic.

Empresses accept each other, which is a duel he gave her and a proof that he despises her!

After he wants to stand up, it should be someone else.

However, because of an imperial edict from the Queen Mother, he made her the queen of Tianque.

So, he hates her!

The daughter of the prime minister, the phase of the prosperous country! Is this her luck or her robbery?

I didn't intend to get involved in court disputes, but I wavered in blood shed.

When the enemy invaded and was under siege, she was a weak woman who pushed herself and others, sailed past the horse and punished one side of the battlefield.

Sing and talk, defend the country and stabilize the world; In exchange, this is a rumor.

The tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. She wants stability, but she can't be at peace!

When marriage has nothing to do with love, when power and conspiracy are the same as above, she finds that all this is actually under the control of others.

So, she stopped smartly, looked back and looked coldly at the Manchu-Han struggle.

Harp, harp, singing, mandarin duck neck, clean lotus boat, it turns out that she only has one daughter.

Evil Disorder in the Palace: The Imperial concubine does not serve the monarch/Oriental Magic Mirror

At first sight, she mistook him for an evil spirit!

Wandering figure, fluttering white shirt, in the cool water of Yue Hui, just like a fairy charm, let her mind ripple, almost unable to move.

Goodbye, my heart is shaking, forever.

I thought my heart would not be moved by anyone in the palace, but I was lost in the handsome man who smiled calmly and seemed to have a lot on his mind.

In the secluded harem, she just wants to live in peace, knowing that the emperor dotes on her daughter, who is the magistrate, but the water mirror shines on the moon, but she is beyond her reach.

She doesn't want to be pampered and rich. What's more, because of the mysterious man who can't even name his last name, she began to avoid being loved again and again.

but ...

"This kind of court life has never been what I wanted, Your Majesty, including your love ... The people under this phoenix crest are no longer Su Ruoqing, the simple and ordinary woman, who died completely at the moment you knocked down the child yourself!" -Su Ruoqing.

If you are in love, if you are in love, if you are in love, you are old. ...

When the handsome man who smiled calmly became the son of heaven, she knew. ...

How lucky is 3 thousand love when the harem is silent? The palace gate is as deep as the sea, but it is disconsolate to fight for a lifetime!

Sigh of the whole city: Evil Queen/Pink Fairy

She used to be a guzheng teacher in the talent training center of "Genius Baby", but she was shot by the killer because she received the task of "playing guqin" arranged by her boss.

As a result, she became the "Queen of Yulong Dynasty" with a cup of tea. Note that it was a woman sitting in a big sedan chair who was about to enter the palace to be the queen, but she committed suicide with a pair of shiny scissors in her stomach.

When she woke up again, she saw her room.

Two naked men and women are having sex in bed in front of her.

What is even more hateful is that the man wiped his mouth after eating the woman on the soft couch, but he showed an evil smile and gradually approached himself step by step.

Then, even when he was seriously injured in the abdomen, he wanted to treat her. ......

A deserted emperor who regarded her as an enemy.

The silver emperor in the bath was frivolous and almost made her lose her virginity.

Elegant as a fairy, gentle and considerate prince

A tyrannical neighbor prince.

Love her deeply, and say that they love her deeply, but when all the facts are completely revealed!

She smiled. The so-called love is also a beautiful scam and a cruel use.

When she walked up to him with the child's blood in her hand

When she learned her true identity

When she became the feared Qin Zun in Wulin,

When she stood in the hall of the North Yao State with a noble attitude.

Him and her, is it possible?

At the end of the flower, see all this clearly, this fate!

Is it love or doomed love?

Remarried woman: get rid of the legal husband/emptiness.

first part

That night, he kissed her voluntarily. His lips are cold, but she likes them.

Let his tongue pry open her teeth, the first kiss, my heart hurts.

His kiss was cold and tepid, and the skin he kissed was cold …

Her fingers are white, but her expression is pretending to be happy. ...

But the tears in the corner of my eyes can't fool him or her at all. ...

At the moment of the shot, she sighed, "North! Let's get a divorce ... "

the second part

"Your clothes?" "You took it off!"

"In your face?" "You kiss!"

"Your breasts?" "You bite!"

"You?"

"Do you want to see how many sins you have?" A famous man with a chin in one hand blinked vaguely.

"no!" She is drunk, how can she be hungry enough to "hurt" this man!

"It's not the first time for me!" Men seem to have enemies.

"So?"

"You are responsible for me ..."

"Ah?" What's the matter, shrimp She is obviously a failure, but she is responsible for him.

"You kissed me!" Well, since this woman thinks he is a cowherd, he can enjoy being adopted.

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Like all women, she dreams of entering a happy marriage hall with Prince Charming.

So she married him, not only because he was excellent, but also because she had a crush on him for six years.

Who says marriage is a paradise of happiness?

It turns out that this is just a fairy tale by Andersen.

In the dead of night, he and she have no romantic lingering between husband and wife.

Wearing only men's pajamas, she hugged herself backhand and pretended to be him.

Only by smelling the breath that belongs to him can we feel the warmth he gives at this moment.

On that day, the blood between the legs was not a symbol of innocence, but their baby … woke up from a dream!

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Why should she defend a loveless marriage with loyalty?

If he is unfriendly, don't blame her for being unfair. ...

She's going out of the wall, fucking her lawful husband, and she's going to dump him!

However, before she left the wall, a cowherd came to help her?

The world is really crazy. ...

This is a novel I read in the teahouse, which makes people cry.

Landlord can try ~