English joke: a peddler selling clay pots.

A peddler sells pottery washbasins by the roadside.

He knocked and shouted, "The earthen basin is round.

Beautiful and solid

Judging by the sound

It's all good. "When he knocked at the door.

With the roar of lighters, the earth was blown to pieces. He conveniently put three pieces into the paddy field.

But an experienced farmer in the crowd didn't let him go easily: "Damn it, how can you throw them into my field?" They will prevent me from growing crops! " The peddler selling pottery washbasins tried to explain at once: "Nothing.

These fragments will turn into powder as soon as they are absorbed by water. "A peddler sells clay pots by the roadside, knocking and singing:" The clay pots are round, strong and beautiful. You can know something just by listening to the sound. "Knock, knock, bang, break the basin. Onlookers burst into laughter. He casually threw the sundries into the rice field, and an old farmer quit: "How can you throw them into my field? "Doesn't this affect my farming?" The peddler selling pottery pots quickly argued: "It doesn't matter, tiles powder when they see water."