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Can anyone tell me what the nutritional content of six walnuts is?
Ingredients: water, white sugar, walnut kernels Food additives: sucrose fatty acid ester, but glyceryl stearate, sodium alginate, sodium hydroxymethylcellulose, xanthocollagen, sodium pyrophosphate, sodium carbonate , edible flavors. Protein content: 1 Content of other substances except water: 9 That’s right, nine percent (protein, fat, carbohydrate, sodium). Therefore, it is not recommended for babies to drink. The same applies to things like milk powder. Before the baby is two years old, the best nutrition comes from breast milk. A bonus joke: I looked at the ingredient list for six walnuts and asked my dad if there was only a small amount of protein in it. A small segment of walnuts would be great, but six walnuts is obviously a fraud! Dad took a sip and said slowly, they didn’t say there were six in a bottle or six walnuts in a box, right? Now that you have accepted all the gifts, just drink water! It turned out to be like this, so I was relieved.
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