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Saving money is saving money.

Hu * * * and: Before I married you,

I never thought about saving money.

Wife: What about now?

Hu * * * and: Now I wonder how much money I could have saved if I hadn't married you. Husband: Before I married you, I never thought about saving money.

Wife: What about now?

Husband: Now I wonder how much money I can save if I don't marry you.