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A joke that really makes people laugh.
Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. One day, his father told him that he looked like Lipton black tea.
Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher, "Teacher, do I look like Lipton black tea?"
The teacher said helplessly, "Yes, you look like Lipton black tea."
Xiao Ming was very sad when he heard the teacher's words. He rushed out of the door crying and jumped into the river next door.
Immediately ... the river turned red ...
Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. One day, his father told him that he looked like a pig.
Xiao Ming was very angry and ran to ask the teacher, "Teacher, do I look like a pig?"
The teacher said helplessly, "Yes, you look like a pig."
Xiao Ming was very sad when he heard the teacher's words. He rushed out of the door crying and ran away.
Immediately ... Xiaoming rushed into the pigsty.
Classmates say Xiaoming's head looks like a brick. Xiao Ming came home and asked, "Mom, isn't my head like a brick?" Mother didn't want to hurt his self-esteem, so she said, "Go to the well and take pictures yourself." Xiaoming is standing by the well. The man in the well said, "above, don't throw bricks into the well!" ! ! ! "
One day, Xiaoming asked his grandmother very grievance: "Grandma, grandma, do you think I am a stupid child?" Grandma replied, "silly child, how can you be a silly child?" Xiaoming looks like a telephone. He walked and died. . . Xiaoming: What's the temperature today?
Xiao Bai: 3 degrees below zero!
Xiaoming: No wonder it's so cold. Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.
Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.
Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.
Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.
Because Xiaoming is a dog.
Xiao Bai borrowed a pen from Xiao Ming, but Xiao Ming didn't. Xiaobai said, will you die if you lend it to me? Xiao Ming lent it to him, and then Xiao Ming died. . . One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? - ! ! Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon! ! One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.
She announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."
All the children went to pick fruit.
As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.
Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"
Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."
Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"
Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."
Teacher: "The children are great! What about you, Xiao Ming? "
Xiaoming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."
Teacher: Xiaoming! Don't play with water in class! Xiaoming deskmate: Teacher, Xiaoming didn't play with water. He peed his pants! Xiaoming owed a loan shark 200,000 yuan, and he begged him to let it go for a few more days.
The person in the bank said: Be sure to return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers; The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; the third day ...
Xiao Ming: Haha, don't you need to return it?
Banker: No, you will become Tinker Bell. Landlord, I know you smiled. Take it.
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