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Can you tell some stories about Tai Ji Chuan?

Once upon a time, there was a rich mouse, and his owner posted a list of problems to be solved, so many good cats came to uncover the list. Many mice were killed by these good cats, but none of them were idle, and all the elite cats were lost. The host was helpless and posted the list of cats again. At this time, someone recommended that there is a village hundreds of miles away, and there are countless cats in the village. Please come and try it. The master went to the village to look for a cat, but he was disappointed. This cat is completely different from other cats that come to his house to catch mice. In the past, all cats were energetic, energetic, agile and had a pair of electric eyes, but this cat was slow, lazy, glassy-eyed and lifeless. The owner doesn't believe that such a cat can deal with mice. The cat stood up slowly and followed its owner to his home. When other elite cats saw that their owners had invited a cat with a slow wife, they all dismissed it and laughed in person. Some cats even came forward to tease him, but he ignored it and still lay lazily in the shade as usual. In the evening, the mouse came out. Elite cats are afraid to go because of the pain of mice. Only the lazy cat got up slowly and walked to the mouse. The cats were about to watch the cat joke, but the next scene made them dumbfounded. The mouse that played tricks on them didn't attack the old cat, but stayed there motionless and easily gave in. A curious cat asked the lazy cat, "Why did he stand up when we caught him, but he didn't dare to move when you caught him?" The old cat smiled and said, "the way to catch mice is to hide, but you are forcing them." When catching mice, they are aggressive, aggressive and violent in the face. When you meet ordinary people, you can win, recruit and win, but when you meet the strong, you will lose. " However, my strength is hidden in the shape, and the gas storage is inside. I don't know what I'm guarding or what I'm attacking, so I didn't miss the mouse. "Hearing this, all the cats nodded and realized something.