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The girl I used to chase didn't catch up with me, but now she always giggles when she sees me. She looks so embarrassed. What should I do?

It is said that a woman's heart is a needle in the sea, but if you want to chase a girl, you must seize the woman's heart. What is a woman's mind? Do women have to eat a French meal in a high-end hotel to feel happy? Do women have to take her for a ride in a Mercedes-Benz BMW at night to be attracted to you? According to the survey, housewives feel very happy to order takeout. Because then you don't have to wash dishes and chopsticks after eating. If she is an office worker, as long as she is given a day off on a day other than Saturday and Sunday, she will feel extremely happy.

Methods/steps

First, the heartbeat is just a feeling.

If you want to catch a woman's heart, sometimes something unexpected must happen. Just to impress women, there must be a thriller-like plot and a gripping story. What is thrilling? That is, the feeling of "what will happen in the future", which is mixed with expectation and anxiety. Women are fragile on the surface, but instinctively like the feeling of heartbeat. Which means looking forward to adventure.

So sometimes you have to satisfy her and give her excitement, otherwise she will feel bored. When life is too dull and lacks stimulation, women will unconsciously pursue it and throw themselves into the whirlpool of crisis and disillusionment. So sometimes clever design is needed to satisfy this kind of psychology. Of course, it's not like fighting and killing in movies. It's really thrilling. Just change her daily style a little and let her feel her heartbeat. For example, you have never been late for an appointment, and occasionally you will be late on purpose. Again, you often laugh and laugh in front of your girlfriend, occasionally keep a straight face, and then tell her that you are unhappy today? She will definitely ask you: Why are you upset? "Kao! I had a fight with that ghost boss PK today. " Suddenly, she must feel uneasy and worried. All right! You have succeeded, and your purpose has been achieved. Her anxiety and worry fully show that she cares about you, and she thinks she can rely on you. Women don't like men who are safe when they are dating.

Tension between women and men is absolutely necessary. Don't say where you are taking her yet. Drive all the way. "He will never take me to the place where there is a problem," the woman said to herself, but she felt uneasy. The maze is fascinating because you don't know the exit. In this way, with a little skill, she will feel unpredictable and worried, and she will definitely be inseparable from you.

Second, visible and invisible.

Where to send your girlfriend? Of course, I want to send it to her door most. But she won't agree to a first date, man. Don't force it, it won't end well. I suggest you say goodbye in a more impressive place. Especially on the first date, the last three minutes, no, the last minute is the key. For example, you go to the station to see your girlfriend off. At this time, because you are not on the road, you say "see you tomorrow" and say goodbye to her. Do you think your girlfriend will be satisfied? Absolutely not! If you say goodbye at the station, wait for her to get on the bus, watch the door close, and then wait for the bus to disappear from your sight. If you say "even if you do this, she can't see", it's sad to tell you that you are not qualified to associate with women. Don't forget, women can often see what they can't. I have a friend who once saw his girlfriend off, first called her a taxi, and then watched the car drive away. Unexpectedly, his girlfriend became very active and enthusiastic in the next date, which made him feel a little confused.

Later, his girlfriend said, "You watched it for a long time after seeing me on the bus last time. I heard it was waving all the time. The taxi driver said, you are a good man and care about me. " It turned out that the taxi driver saw it in the rearview mirror and told his girlfriend. It can also be said that the taxi driver contributed to the "warming up" of the relationship between the two. Therefore, although I don't know who will see it where, it is definitely right and necessary to do enough etiquette when leaving. Even if you see her off at the station, for example, until she gets off, or even if you don't, sit with her for a stop and get off yourself, it will leave a deep impression on her.

Third, giving gifts is a skill.

For women who grew up in the era of material abundance, it takes some thought to get the effect of giving gifts. It is especially important to know that what women need is not "necessities". Necessities are indispensable things in life, not too much. But if you send those things, women will be unhappy. Especially young girls, even if they are about to get married, they don't need TV, they need CD stereo. I don't need a bed, but I want a big cushion. For these people, even giving high-grade gifts may not win their hearts.

Here are some examples of giving gifts: giving dreams-roses, for example, and sending roses from all over the world once a month for a year. This will make women have wonderful hallucinations. This can change many versions, such as different wines. The characteristic of this way is to express your sincerity through continuous sending, which deeply attracts girls. Send suddenly-for example, send a ring. The matter itself is not sudden, and it is often given by a single man when he proposes. So what's the sudden way? For example, in a dimly lit cinema, on a crowded bus, on the top of Mount Tai, put it on her. Lend flowers to offer Buddha-trick tickets to aunt Mr. Right. This is really ingenious. You trapped her mother, but are you afraid you can't? Of course, this is just an example. I think handsome guys must have learned something from these three cases. Yes, it is-pay attention to chasing girls. Chasing girls is a technical job.

Fourth, a variety of signals convey "love"

The sentence "Let the eyes speak" implicitly tells us that the eyes are expressive. Japanese women often say that Italian men are very emotional. "Because I have been staring at it, my heart is being seen through and sucked away." Maybe they use hypnosis, but if they are stared at, women seem to become soft. Not only eyes, but also rich expressions are "secret weapons" to "catalyze" women. Because women are more sensitive to composite signals than to single signals. Not only say "thank you" in your mouth, but also look at each other with eyes and smiles, so that the signals sent by your mouth, eyes and expressions are enough to "suck" away a woman's heart.

It is not enough to say "love you" with your mouth. You need to hold her hand, hold her shoulder and whisper in her ear, so that women will unconsciously fall into your arms. Another example is to whisper "I like you" to her in the car. Of course, some people answered "Me too", and some people didn't answer anything, just looked at you silently. If you change the word "like you" in her palm to "write" like you ",her hand will suddenly be squeezed. This is the use of touch. If it is by the window, you can write "anti-mourning grip" on the glass and let her see it. When she finishes reading in doubt, make a turning arrow and ask her to try to read in reverse. She will be happy first and then pretend to be angry. This is the use of visual effects.