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What happens when a girl on a blind date uses marriage to change her family's fate?

It’s the Chinese Valentine’s Day again, and I want to ask you a question: Have you found your boyfriend/girlfriend? If you have reached the marriageable age but haven’t found the one you love, you probably have to leave. On the road of "blind date". But after going on many blind dates, I realized that I didn’t want to be single. There were just too many weirdos! The media went deep into the Nanjing matchmaking market and captured many “dating weirdos.”

1 "Can you take off your coat? I want to see your figure!"

The person who said this was a university teacher in his 30s. His first meeting with a girl. It was winter, and the girl was wearing a thick down jacket. After the two introduced themselves and chatted for a few words, the male teacher suddenly said: "Sorry, can you take off your jacket? I want to see your figure!"

It was so abrupt. This sentence made the girl feel embarrassed for a moment... Then, well, there was nothing more to come.

2. "There are rural areas north of the Yangtze River, and I don't want it!"

Ms. Fu is over 40 this year, and she is still running in the blind date market. In fact, her family background is excellent, her job is good, and she looks good, but she has gone from a "3-prefix" to a "4-prefix". At the beginning, she made it clear that she must be "well-matched". Later, she found that good people were hard to find, so she lowered the standard to: locals with an annual income of 80,000.

Two years ago, someone introduced her to a good man. But as soon as Ms. Fu heard that the man was from Jiangbei, she immediately refused: "Jiangbei? North of the Yangtze River are all rural areas! Don't! "...I heard that this year, her blind date standard has been lowered to "annual income of 50,000"...

3. "I want to use my marriage to change the fate of my family!"

As her name suggests, the little beauty has a beautiful face, a hot figure, and numerous suitors, but she has registered with many dating agencies. Many of the people she went on a blind date with were corporate executives and private owners, all of whom had excellent financial conditions, but Xiaomei didn't like any of them. Why? The assets cannot meet her requirements.

Xiaomei's own family has average conditions, and her purpose for the blind date is very clear: "I want to use my marriage to change the fate of the family!"

4. "Purchase 20 million in liquid assets Find the men above!"

A Feng is a female returnee from overseas. Although she stayed at Stanford University for three years and only got a certificate of graduation, her appearance is average and she is not very well-groomed, but her family background Damn, my grandpa was once a general! As a third-generation soldier, Afeng has a very high vision, but he also knows in his heart that his personal conditions are average.

Driven by the ambivalence of inferiority and conceitedness, Afeng walked into the dating agency, and the first thing he said to the "matchmaker" was: "Help me all the men with liquid assets of more than 20 million yuan" Find it out!", and the second sentence is: "I hope he can appreciate my inner beauty!" Of course, a man who meets these two conditions has not yet appeared...

5. "My mother He told me to go home for dinner, so you should go and have dinner too!"

28-year-old Dabao is the backbone of a bank's business, with an annual salary of up to 300,000 yuan, and is considered a young talent. That morning, under the arrangement of the introducer, he met a young and beautiful girl for a blind date. The two of them had a good rapport, and they immediately started chatting for two and a half hours. At first, the two sat facing each other, a little reserved, but later, they simply sat aside and looked at each other's photos on their phones, talking and laughing, extremely intimate...

< p>As soon as he saw the meal, Dabao lowered his head and glanced at his watch, and suddenly said to the girl: "Oh, it's already half past 12, and my mother told me to go home for dinner! You go to eat too!" Then, he picked up his bag. After leaving the teahouse, the girl was left alone and messy in the wind...

There are weird things every year, especially this year. It seems that they all deserve to be single.