Legend of Wulin Episode 29 Lines

Back to the 29th [Sage Zhisheng Lu Ji Ignorance, and shopkeeper Tong Dou Xian HongLing] (no opening song)

1.

Scholar: Hello, everyone. Welcome to the quiz at Tongfu Inn. Are you ready? Ok, please choose the one who knows the initiator: one: Zhu, two: Wang Yangming, three: and four: Wang.

Laobai: Who is Wang?

Scholar: The answer is not enough. Please choose what you made up.

Beckham: I want to ask for help off the court.

Scholar: OK, to whom?

Beckham: Well, my friends and family.

Everyone: Yes! !

Beckham: Just you (Lao Bai)

Scholar: OK, time is 30 seconds, from now on.

Laobai: I suggest you buy something first, and then you observe it carefully. When observing it,

Scholar: Time is up!

Everyone: Ah!

Beckham: I choose Hu Sheng, the four kings.

Scholar: Are you sure?

Xiao Guo: Affirmation and affirmation.

Scholar: None of your business. Go away and not change?

Beckham: No change.

Scholar: Alas, have you read the legend?

Everyone: No.

Scholar: What about the complete works of Xiangshan?

Everyone: None.

Scholar: I haven't even seen it. Gnome male-[sneering] It's pathetic, a bunch of idiots.

Guo: Gnome male-(sneering) That is, who is as knowledgeable as you?

Shopkeeper: Gnome male-(sneering) I have read all the books, but I just can't get the prize.

Everyone: hahaha ` ~

Scholar: I didn't expect that.

Everyone: huh?

Scholar: I study to acquire knowledge.

Laobai: Hey, what's the use of knowing so much messy knowledge?

Scholar: Of course, Confucius said: Knowledge is power.

Shopkeeper: Which one?

Scholar: Bacon

Shopkeeper: Which dynasty is it from?

Scholar: Britain

Shopkeeper: Oh, that is to say, the British bacon says that you are the best person in our Tongfu Inn (0 minutes 0 1 second).

2.

Laobai: Yo, punishment catches the head, bah, old punishment! (2 minutes and 26 seconds)

3.

Ji Wuming: Nine times out of ten, it is an unjust case.

Laobai: Why?

Ji Wuming: Think about it. I won't steal, rob, kill or set fire to.

Laobai: Oh, you are too modest (7 minutes and 42 seconds).

4.

Laobai: Stop it. Now, I can only tell you the truth, boss!

Everyone: Big Brother?

Laobai: Your name is Ji Wuming, and you are our shopkeeper and leading brother.

Ji Wuming: Ah, are they all my people?

Laobai: Yes!

Everyone: Right, right ~ ~

Ji Wuming: What about my wife?

Guo: Madam?

Laobai: She (the shopkeeper), she is your wife.

Ji Wuming: Madam ~ ~

Ji Wuming: Do we have children?

Laobai: Yes, there is a girl movie in the backyard. That's your daughter.

Ji Wuming: Then I have to go and have a look.

Shopkeeper: No, children are afraid of strangers.

Ji Wuming: What are you afraid of? I'm her father.

Laobai: Have you thought about saying anything to her?

Ji Wuming: I don't know, Dad, I'm back.

Everyone: huh?

Ji Wuming: No, Dad is back.

Everyone: huh?

Ji Wuming: No, Dad, you are back (1 1 minute 42 seconds).

5.

Ji Wuming Ji Wuming: You are an animal.

Scholar: Don't come here. Zi said that force can't solve any problems.

Everybody: What?

Scholar: Lu Zi!

Ji Wuming: How do you want to die? I'll help you.

Guo: The avalanche, ouch.

Ji Wuming: Next time you make a move, you don't have to shout first. Take your life.

Scholar: Wait, you can kill me, but you have to make it clear first. At whose hands did I die?

Ji Wuming: Nonsense, I.

Scholar: Me, who is it?

Ji Wuming: How do I know who you are?

Scholar: Here comes the question.

Ji Wuming: What do you mean?

Scholar: This must start with the relationship between man and the universe. For a long time, there has been a problem that has been bothering you.

Ji Wuming: What's the problem?

Scholar: Me, who is it?

Ji Wuming: I already know this.

Scholar: No, you didn't. Do you know that?/You know what? Who are you, Ji Wuming? Don't! Just a name, a code name. You can call it Ji Wuming, and I can also call it Ji Wuming. They can all. Who are you after removing this code name?

Ji Wuming: I don't know and I don't need to know.

Scholar: OK, then answer me one more question. Who am I?

Ji Wuming: This question has already been asked.

Scholar: No, I just asked for the ID, and now I'm asking myself.

Ji Wuming: What's the difference?

Scholar: For example, I have a conversation with my code name, and your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you?

Ji Wuming: Well, this question is meaningless.

Scholar: Then ask some meaningful questions: Where did I come from and where did I die? Why do I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me or did I choose the world?

Ji Wuming: That's enough!

Scholar: Do I have a necessary connection with the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a time limit? Where does the past time disappear and where does the future time stop? Is the question I'm asking now still the question you just heard?

Ji Wuming: I will kill you!

Scholar: Who killed me? Who did I kill?

Ji Wuming: I killed me!

Scholar: Correct answer, let's do it!

Ji Wuming: Ah! ! (suicide)

Scholar: He won't wake up, will he?

Laobai: I don't think so.

Guo: What, what kind of statement is this?

Scholar: Knowledge is power ~ (Applause) See you next week at the same time (17 minutes and 39 seconds).

6.

Scholar: Everyone downstairs is waiting.

Shopkeeper: Why are you waiting for me?

Scholar: Pay.

Shopkeeper: What did he say?

Laobai: Pay, it's time to pay.

Shopkeeper: Pay? Is there such a thing in the world (2 1 min.26 seconds)

7.

Shopkeeper: Xiao Guo, yours.

Guo: Thank you, boss.

Shopkeeper: Don't take it, just have a look. Who told you to touch it?

Guo: Oh, then you must leave some powder money for others.

Laobai: What money do you want? We are all acquaintances. Who should I show it to?

Guo: Take care of it.

Laobai: I don't care if you can grow that big.

Guo: Avalanches.

Laobai: sunflower spot

Guo: cut ~

Laobai: cut ~(2 1 min 46 sec)

8.

Guo: You look stingy, and you don't know what to do with the money.

Scholar: Don't you have to spend money to get married and have children?

Laobai: Does it cost money to get married and have children? I didn't spend money getting married and having children.

Scholar: You don't have a wife ~ Hey ~

Laobai: Hey, hey, you mean to find a second-hand one?

Scholar: Bai Zhantang

Laobai: What? I'll fight you.

Laobai: Come on, come on, you come on, come on, hey where are you going?

Scholar: I wrote you dead in the book.

Laobai: Never cutting (22 minutes and 28 seconds)

9.

Guo: Can intuition be cultivated?

Zhan Hongling: Maybe, but you can't.

Guo: Why?

National War: Women's Intuition (24 minutes and 52 seconds)

10.

Guo: Boss, what's the matter with you? You are familiar with (Northeast accent) (25 minutes and 38 seconds).

1 1.

(shopkeeper and Zhan Hongling PK)

Shopkeeper: You have never studied needlework and embroidery, have you?

Zhan Hongling: Why should I learn that?

Shopkeeper: I have studied it. My pillow and quilt cover are embroidered by myself.

Zhan Hongling: I don't need embroidery. You can buy it anywhere.

Shopkeeper: You can't buy clothes made by yourself. You've never worn silk clothes, have you?

Zhan Hongling: I don't need to wear that.

Shopkeeper: I wear it every day. There are dozens of bodies upstairs.

Zhan Hongling: I can wear it whenever I want.

Shopkeeper: If you are not a prince, you will not look like an emperor in a dragon robe.

Zhan Hongling: What are you trying to say?

Shopkeeper: Nothing, just chatting. You never do housework, do you?

Zhan Hongling: Yes, I'm usually busy.

Shopkeeper: No matter how busy I am, I will cook myself.

Everyone: Cooking?

Shopkeeper: Don't interrupt when adults are talking (25 minutes and 55 seconds).

12.

Shopkeeper: Why are you looking for Laobai?

Zhan Hongling: I am an old friend. Let's catch up with him

Shopkeeper: Who is this old friend? Have you ever sung, drunk, eaten or held hands?

Zhan Hongling: Why are you holding hands?

Shopkeeper: Hahahaha, I just pulled it, and I can't break it (fingers clasped) (27 minutes and 42 seconds).

13.

Shopkeeper: I can't live this life.

Laobai: But that's enough. Dishes were smashed, and it broke up.

Shopkeeper: You have no conscience.

Laobai: What are you doing?

Shopkeeper: How much have I suffered for you? How much have I suffered?

Laobai: It hurts.

Shopkeeper: You did this to me.

Laobai: Keep your voice down and don't disturb the children.

Shopkeeper: Huh?

Laobai: What am I talking about here? I am here.

Shopkeeper: That sounds strange.

Laobai: Generally speaking, what should I say later?

Shopkeeper: I divorce you (32 minutes and 00 seconds)

14.

Scholar: What else do you need, sir?

Guo: Master Guan Zhong, do you have this dish (32 minutes and 39 seconds)?

15.

Scholar: pa pa ~ ~

Xiaoliu: Does Master Lu have any orders?

Scholar: Go and donate the money.

Xiaoliu: Where to donate?

Scholar: Where do I need to donate?

Liu: Let me see, how about repairing the river bank?

Scholar: Yes, raise the Xiliang River embankment by 50 meters.

Small six: Ah!

Guo: Fifty meters?

Scholar: It can prevent tsunamis.

Guo: It's far from the sea.

Scholar: Then flood control.

Guo: Fifty meters. Do you think this is a pagoda?

Small six: high.

Scholar: If it is tall, it is 49 meters. Enough, enough, enough ...

Small six: Enough, enough ...

Scholar: pa pa, I will spare you. I won't take it out. Remember, my name will be engraved on it when it is repaired.

Liu: What's your name again?

Scholar: It doesn't matter what your name is, what matters is.

Xiaoliu: What do you mean, Master Lu?

Scholar: The word "Xia" should be big and the official script should be extra thick, understand?

Small six: I see.

Scholar: Disappear like Superman

16.

Scholar: Since God has given talents, let them be used! I'm glad that money is hard to buy and I can use it whenever I want! Who wants money for nothing?

17.

Laobai: Solving a case is sometimes as simple as that.