A unique love letter

Text/Sun Haijun

? In the old days, a young man proposed to a girl and wrote a love letter. The first sentence at the beginning changed "dear girl" to "dear aunt". After a few days, the girl returned his letter and attached a limerick:

? I blame you for being blind. The girl called her aunt.

? If I still marry you, I will be embarrassed to death.

After receiving the letter, the young man was not convinced and wrote a poem in reply;

Mom is also mother, and mother is mother.

The girl is not wrong, how can the aunt be wrong?

This young man’s character and temperament are like what Wenzhou people call “fighting with a blind eye”. Wrong is a mistake. Being brave enough to admit your mistakes in front of a woman is a gentleman’s demeanor, not a sign of ignorance.

The above young man undoubtedly made a joke, but the "Book of Two Places" written by Zhuo Wenjun to Sima Xiangru is of excellent literary talent. Zhuo Wenjun's "Book of Two Places" only contains "one sentence" Two, three, four, five, six, seven, 89, ten, hundreds, millions” thirteen numbers.

Sima Xiangru was recommended to be an official, and he was so proud of his officialdom that he even wanted to abandon his wife and take in concubines. Zhuo Wenjun felt that Sima Xiangru was "unrighteous" and wanted to find a new love, so he wrote back as follows: "

After a day of separation, the two places are inseparable.

It's just three or four. Month, who knows about five or six years?

The lyre has no intention to play, and the eight-line script cannot be passed down.

The nine-link chain is broken from it, and the gaze of the ten-mile long pavilion is about to penetrate.

Thoughts, thousands of thoughts, no choice but to complain.

I can't finish my words, and I am bored. I lean on the railing ten times. Not round.

In the middle of July, I hold candles and burn incense to ask the sky.

In the dog days of June, everyone is fanning my heart.

May is as red as pomegranate. The fire is watering the flowers.

In April, the loquats are not yet yellow, and I want to look at the mirror in confusion.

Suddenly, the peach blossoms turn with the water. /p>

The kite string is broken in February.

Oh, Lang,

I wish you could be a girl and I could be a boy in the next life. ”

After Zhuo Wenjun finished writing "Book of Two Places", he attached "Book of Farewell" and sent it to Sima Xiangru together.

After reading his wife’s letter, Sima Xiangru couldn’t help but marvel at his wife’s talent. Thinking back on the love between husband and wife in the past, I was so ashamed that I never mentioned the matter of my surviving wife taking concubines again.

? 2010.11.25