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Who has a gesture joke?
Zhou Yu: (made a 2 by hand)
Cao Cao: (made a 3 by hand)
Zhou Yu: (pointing)
Cao Cao: (pointing upward)
Zhou Yu: (draws a circle on the ground)
Cao Cao: (draws a square on the ground)
Result. .
Cao Cao went home and said to his wife, "Wife! We will win! Zhou Yu said he had 20,000 troops, and I said I had 30,000 troops. He said his men were inferior soldiers, and I said mine were superior soldiers. He said his formation was round, and I said my formation was square! ! "
I didn't expect this. .
Zhou Yu went home and said to his wife, "Wife! Cao Cao is an alien! I said I had two nostrils and he said he had three! I said my nose was down, and he said my nose was up! I said my nostrils were round, and he said his nostrils were square! ! ! "
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