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Write a composition on the topic of "basking in our class"

The master is from Wulin, and the "Niu Ren" is in my class. Speaking of the awesome people in our class, it can be said that

No one knows, no one knows, no one does not give a thumbs up. Ha! God, you can say that.

I can't believe it. Let me introduce them to you!

Liu Yu, a character like the wind.

Liu Yu, do her duty. She is the monitor of our class. The monitor is busy every day.

Climbing up and down is either a meeting or something. I don't know how many times I climb up and down a day! "

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. I saw her fly from me back to her.

Seats, and then a cool breeze blowing from my ear, I can enjoy this clarity every day.

The wind is really pleasant! But it's really bitter, Liu Yu. So she is a windy person.

Things, but yes.

Pistachio Ding Wenhao

Every class must have a humorous role to bring joy to our class.

who is it? Look, here she comes. Several classmates laughed around him, all in their mouths.

What are you talking about? "What are you talking about?" I got together, too "riddles, you are here.

! Hmm! When is 0 greater than 2, 2 greater than 5 and 5 greater than 0? "0 is greater than 2.

, 2 is greater than 5, 5 is greater than 0? "At the wrong time, of course! Haha, I must be

That's right. "Without thinking, I am straightforward." No, no, no, no, no

No, no ... no, think about it. "5 is greater than 0. Yes, 0 is greater than 2, 2.

Greater than 5? How is that possible? After some meditation, Ding finally announced the answer.

The answer is that a few words are omitted here. "ah! Don't play the suspense, I don't know.

Can speak half, can be urgent! "After some efforts, I finally know the answer.

It turned out that stone was used as scissors cloth. "Why didn't you think of it earlier?" "You can.

Really, hey! What can I say about you? Forget it! This young lady doesn't remember villains, you see.

We are classmates, so ... "Before Ding finished, Xiang Datong replied.

After unfolding, I went round and round, and finally I couldn't run. A few people look at me, I look at you.

, burst out laughing. Because there is such a "pistachio", our school's

Life will be more colorful.

Artist Wang Xiaohui.

Wang Xiaohui is famous in the art world. I remember that time, Wang Xiaohui painted.

After painting, he came up to me and grabbed the brush in my hand: "Let you see, what is Xu Beihong?"

Reincarnation, Ma Liang is possessed! "After that, she splashed ink on the paper and wrote a big word."

After reading the word "dragon", I was full of praise for her, and she was not modest. She took my hand and said

Tao: "Little Ks!" Of course, Wang Xiaohui's paintings are also good, her glorious deeds.

There are countless things, and what makes her most proud is that his popular science newspaper won the championship in the city competition.

First prize! It's really admirable.

What about all the students with stunts in our class?