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What naughty and humorous greetings are there in the morning?
1, good morning, I'll give you the first ray of sunshine in the morning.
2. Good morning! The clouds in the sky are so white, I hope your mood is like white clouds.
3, narcissism once in a while, people don't have to live so seriously, good morning.
Every day is an opportunity to change your destiny. Good morning.
5, the spring breeze is like a dream, the wind has passed without a trace, just for the thoughts in my heart, send deep blessings from afar.
6. The morning sun is like a newly married wife who just went out, showing half her face shyly.
7. There is only one kind of heroism in the world, and that is to love life after recognizing the truth of life.
8. May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.
9. In the early morning, on the budding bud, crystal clear and bright dew is flashing and full of vitality.
10, I miss you when I wake up, and send messages at will. How are you? I wish you a good mood every day.
1 1, the sun is just right, the breeze is not dry, and everything is lovely.
12, the sun is shining, let me smile at you.
13, get up and eat a candy and tell yourself that today is also a sweet day.
14, it may not be good every day, but there will be some little girls waiting for you every day, so today will be beautiful.
15. Have a nice morning. Some small things are happening in an orderly way.
16, early and early! Today I am your duckling again!
17, start my lovely day.
18, the function of the alarm clock is probably to let me change my posture and continue to sleep.
19, the motivation to get up every day is to eat breakfast.
20. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.
2 1. Good morning, Patrick, Spongebob, Garfield, Crayon Shinchan, Maruko, Big Head Son, Tu Tu and my good friends.
22, reward you for getting up early, and I will take it back if you can't afford it.
I got up when the sun rose. I am a biscuit on the earth.
The summer at 24 and 38℃ tells me that you should learn to love the world.
25, get up, let me help you hang the sun.
26. Today is as free as a cloud.
27, life is strange, you have to love, full of vitality, start a new day.
28. The lovely hour vending machine here is open normally.
29. I woke up thinking I was taller, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.
I got up earlier than the sun, and I won because there is no sun today.
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