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About the hilarity of eating late-night food poisoning, talk about sentence excerpts and 49 sentences.

Interesting talk about poisoning late at night after dinner. Sentence 1 1. It's too difficult to make money. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars. I ate my own midnight snack.

It's warm, so you can eat barbecue and lobster in the open air.

3. What food markets are there for barbecue?

4. The crayfish season is coming, and summer is not far away. I wonder if the fat will magically disappear after unloading.

5. Seeing that the lobster season is coming ... what should I do if I'm not thin and swollen?

6. No lobster this week, as promised.

7. Want to eat thirteen fragrant crayfish! Crazy about crayfish! Every pore says I want to eat crayfish!

8. The new feeling of online take-out and the enjoyment of offline services.

9. After work, invite three or five friends to eat crayfish together. What could be better than this?

10. This is the only place I like summer.

1 1. One more snack, and I'll be a pig. I can't sleep now. If I eat too much, I will get fat. If I stay up late, I'll get pimples. I'm getting ugly!

12. I like lobster so much that I should be the lobster queen in my last life.

13. As a foodie, I am most proud of the moment when I peeled the lobster shell.

14. Fresh and smooth crayfish, spicy and delicious.

15. Ah, I've gained a few pounds recently. Why can't I control my mouth when I eat snacks and midnight snacks?

What happened last night? Fuck, after Shenhua. Everyone around us is having dinner!

17. Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.

18. In the lobster season, make a cute fat paper that you like to eat. No problem.

19. The correct way to open in summer. Crayfish fever

20. Happy Time, Happy Capital!

2 1. The lobster is so strong! Look! It wore dark armor and waved huge pliers, as if to show people its power.

22. Let's start from happiness and eat the same spicy crayfish.

23. It's time to eat lobster again. My mouth is watering.

24. Who eats midnight snack in the morning and says that the earth is unreliable, who laughs like coke noodles when watching horror movies.

25. They also have two huge and powerful front paws.

I have wine tonight. Do you have crayfish? If so, remember to pack it back.

27. Guilt will decrease.

28. Crayfish, of course delicious, Dad Amy!

30. I decided to lose weight from tomorrow.

3 1. Snack is another name for barbecue, probably called "getting up early and taking oxygen on an empty stomach".

32. The highest level of eating food is to regard it as food.

33. Every time I eat a midnight snack, I say "I've decided to lose weight from tomorrow".

I won't give up gaining weight.

35. Delicious shrimp can't be stopped by Amy's father.

36. I was drunk before dinner. Some people, walking, disappeared, but some people, walking, gathered at the intersection. It's embarrassing to meet each other on a blind date. Everything is as novel as chess, and everyone is as happy as pictures.

37. Healthy and delicious crayfish, beautiful dad food.

38. Eat crayfish at two o'clock in the morning and feel that you should slap yourself when you sleep.

39. Actually, if you go to bed early, there is no such trouble as eating or not eating midnight snack. I don't believe I can work hard enough to get up and eat when I fall asleep.

40. Do you know what it feels like to be a food editor every time I see a picture of crayfish?

4 1. crayfish, delicious-dad Amy.

42. The season of crayfish and watermelon is coming. What do you like best in summer?

43. Eat supper alone, just look at your mobile phone and think about those who have eaten supper together and slept together. This feeling is probably the impermanence of life.

44. Work hard and eat hard.

45. Drinking water is fat anyway, so it's better to eat something good.

46. I thought I was allergic to crayfish. When I was Xiang Mei's second day: Shame!

47. I like to eat midnight snack on the roadside in summer. This is the only place I like in summer.

48. Why do you gain weight after eating midnight snack? It's not like you have to sleep after eating.

49. Make an appointment with your boyfriend for the last dinner. The new barbecue restaurant doesn't taste very good.

Forty-one sentences are poisoned in the middle of the night.

Send a message to a friend 1 if you are poisoned late at night after eating supper. Recently, I fried supper every day, and the barbecue the next day swelled into a pig's head with acne, but it was really cool. I like the life in the fat house.

The season of crayfish and watermelon is coming. What do you like best in summer?

A good girlfriend will order you a snack even if she has one. Don't gain weight alone. Yes More than once.

Finally, I earned dozens of dollars and ate my own midnight snack.

5. Fresh crucian carp silver celery soup.

6. Eating supper really makes people feel guilty, and after eating it, they will fall into deep remorse.

7. Life should be so spicy. Your life is spicy crayfish, let delicious food flow on the tip of your tongue.

8. Dinner+midnight snack, two meals together.

9. New delicious food, new life, choice of heart.

10. I failed this trip and came back to eat Luzhou fish.

1 1. Busy all day, insist on being a happy crayfish.

12. In fact, if you go to bed early, there is no such trouble as whether to have a midnight snack or not. I don't believe I can work hard enough to get up and eat when I fall asleep.

13. I really want to go to the log cabin for barbecue and eat roast pig's trotters, fish for grilled fish, and food stalls for crayfish.

14. Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.

15. In the middle of the night, I feel hungry.

16. New feeling of online take-out and enjoy offline service.

17. Except snacks.

18. It's time to eat crayfish again. I fell in love with drunken ice crayfish and garlic crayfish this summer ~

19. Eat less and don't make me fat again.

20. Grab a snack and have a barbecue at home!

2 1. Lobster's head is very big, accounting for half of its body. There are two big tentacles on the top of the head, sliding gently on the water.

Eat midnight snack, poison late at night, send pictures to friends circle. 22. I especially want to eat hot pot, crayfish, spicy strips and snacks when I am in a good mood.

23. At the thought of the college entrance examination, the whole person is full of blood.

24. The weather is getting warmer and the lobster is getting fat! Foodies, you can start eating lobster!

25. You come to Nong's house and take it to Jun. Take off your coat.

26. I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, grab cakes, fruits and instant noodles at this time of day.

27. On weekends, the sky is blue, the sun is warm and the starry sky is beautiful, ending with a midnight snack.

28. A spicy crayfish is delicious for everyone.

I really can't understand those girls who don't eat at night. It's too difficult. I'd better have a midnight snack.

30. buy bones at the east gate and order oranges with pox sauce?

3 1. Spicy crayfish, which cannot be copied.

32. I just had a small barbecue and didn't eat supper, so I got sick all over.

Well, when a person can't sleep at night, he always wants to have dinner.

34. A spicy crayfish enjoys delicious food and wins the world.

35. Eat, you are not fat.

36. The midnight snack is a midnight snack. Lose weight after eating!

37. I went home after a midnight snack. After a while, several street lamps broke down.

38. Looking at pictures of others eating crayfish, I was so greedy that I placed an order for allergic tuberculosis regardless of my face. For me, eating may be more important.

39. Amy's dad, shrimp!

40. Comrades, I am having a midnight snack. I won't give up gaining weight.

4 1. Crayfish tastes classic, and beauty is the first choice.

Express boredom, talk about sentences and collect 49 sentences.

I'm so bored that I have to go to the toilet all day to kill time.

2. The boring time in life is also a limited edition.

3. Life is rare, but people who don't know how to enjoy it are bored.

4. Bored people just want to do boring things, which is worth boring.

5. What fire fighting and earthquake drills were held in the school today? It's boring and it makes me dirty. .

6. Walking alone in the noisy street, my world is still just me.

7. Sometimes it's not distrust, just because I care more than others and am more afraid of losing.

8. Boredom and emptiness are just appearances!

9. The most painful thing is not that there is no choice, but that there is no choice.

10. Love at school is just a product of boredom.

1 1. Marriage never has love, but love is different.

12. I always tell you some topics that even I find boring, but I just want to talk to you more.

13. Busy can temporarily occupy the boring site and drive away boredom.

14. After two hours of math class, I was bored to death!

15. In life, it is fate to miss someone; There is a person who misses himself very much and is very happy.

16. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

17. Inferiority and autism are a kind of heart disease! Who will take me when I meet someone who is destined to take you out?

18. I used to be bored, so I only killed time when I was free. It's time to work hard and kill time.

19. I think I'm really too free these days. I waste my time and feelings on boring people and things, knowing that I shouldn't care, but I still care. It seems that the workload is not big enough!

20. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.

2 1. Are you bored? If you are bored, fart and play by yourself!

22. Apply for another number: you can chat with yourself when you are bored. You can talk to yourself when you are sad.

23. I always know who I want to see most when I am bored.

I envy those boring people because they have time to be bored.

25. I don't know who to talk to to to kill boredom. I am often hit by such moments, feeling depressed, lonely and unwanted.

I haven't changed the songs in the old list for a long time. I like to lose my temper, laugh and cry, get sick and be bored. I like cuteness. I am neurotic. I am hot and cold.

27. The time on the computer is always so fast. I feel bored when I get off the computer, and time passes very slowly.

28. I'm still alive and bored.

29. In fact, the so-called sadness is that you are bored and out of nothing.

30. The loneliness of the street sweeper is not the loneliness of sweeping the street, let alone the so-called boredom.

3 1. I'm never tired of looking for you. I came to you just to show that I miss you at this moment.

32. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

33. Every time I look in the mirror. I can practice laughing. Because I want to use a smile to render that sadness.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

Don't come to me when you are bored. That makes me redundant.

36. Some memories, some melodies, you who can be remembered without memories, the happiest person in this life.

37. Bored mother, bored crying: bored to death.

I can't give you the happiness you want, so I choose to quit.

39. Time is unforgettable. Or is my heart still waiting?

40. If you are bored, let's talk together.

4 1. It's boring to stay at home alone on holiday. I always want to go back to school, but I want to go home as soon as I get back to school.

42. I measure myself with time, and then criticize my superficiality and arrogance.

43. Where were you when I was sad, depressed and bored? We are not from the same world, and we don't know each other.

44. When you are bored in bed, you should make up a story, both ancient and modern, which appears in the novel. . . .

45. I hate anyone coming to me when they are bored. I'll feel redundant.

46. What we didn't have time to say became our regret in each other's hearts.

47. Living in a city, loving someone, or doing something for a long time will make you feel bored and have an impulse to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of what the people I love in this city insist on, but I can't give myself the courage to insist.

48. Bored to sleep.

49. The cold wind at night blows up boring thoughts, and those scars cover every cell of the body like drizzle.

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It's really hard when you don't cry or make trouble.

I want you to know that I have been trying to qualify myself to walk side by side with you before you run to the wild life. -Netease Cloud Hot Review "Forgiveness"

In the past, I chased the person I liked all the way, and I could forget my love regardless. Now as long as the other party has the slightest hesitation, I will retreat to the edge of my feelings and be ready to stay out of it at any time. -Netease Cloud Music Hot Review "About You"

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10. You don't know how much people who smile at you like you.

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13. If I talk too much, I'm afraid you will get bored. If I talk too little, I'm afraid you don't understand my heart. My words got stuck in my throat and I was in a dilemma. -Netease Cloud Hot Review "The Girl's Prayer"

14. How lucky I am to meet you, I just want to live up to my time.

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16. Don't get back together with your ex just because you can't forget your memories. You will only repeat the same mistake. You should learn to abandon the past and move on alone. -"Goodbye Sadness"

17. The world is small and the cities are big. People who lack fate may never see each other again.

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20. It is strange that we despise communication with others, but we are afraid of being different.

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22. Do you think I am just because no one is with you?

23. I finally see you shining and know the new life you have. Then, whether it is sunny, cloudy, rainy or snowy, I wish you happiness. You must be very happy. -Comments on Netease Cloud Music "Happy Cloudy Days"

24. The most powerful person since childhood is her mother. She is not afraid of the dark, knows everything, cooks well, has a well-organized life, and has to find her when she cries and doesn't know what to do. But I seem to forget that the person I rely on used to be a little girl. She was afraid of the dark and would shed tears, and her clumsy hand would be pricked by a needle. The most beautiful girl, what makes you so powerful? Is it time or love? From the street where-Mr. Decca-Feng lives.

25. Laugh at my poverty and my persistence.

Once upon a time, I was a cool killer. He said he liked women who didn't touch blood, so I wiped the blood and followed him. Later, he fell in love with a murderous devil.

27. Farewell means that those who leave first leave a long shadow on the ground.

28. Who has no spare tire at his age? Life is so long that not everyone you like has feelings for you. -Netease Cloud Music Hot Comment on Yoga Lin's "Waste"

29. The little girl is incapable of talking and laughing with her husband. All love is in a beautiful night.

30. It's always embarrassing to meet you while running. Run fast as if chasing you, run slow as if waiting for you.

3 1. I am not a strong person, but I know that sometimes there is no choice but to be strong.

32. Boys who don't talk much are really sexy.

In fact, I have always believed that I don't need to think about anything at all, because I have never forgotten it.

"You must keep calm and excited about what you are determined to do."

35. When I miss you, the sunshine is especially bright.

The only regret is that we didn't even take a group photo, as if we had never appeared in our lives.

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38. "You are more travel-stained than all distant tenderness to me." -Netease Cloud Hot Review

39. The probability that a person has the cheek to love another person is only once in his life. -Netease Cloud Hot Review "The Pain of Breathing"

40. I already have you in my heart, no matter how good.

4 1. The memory is clear, but the person is gone.

42. I have no talent to please you, but I am more serious than anyone else.

43. Next time I see you, I will talk and laugh, and I won't be emotional.

44. I finally realized that it wasn't my flower, I just happened to open it.

45. I feel very sad. I can understand and accept the idea that we will not be together, but I am very sad.

46. So love will disappear, right? Then let that love. Slowly disappear.

47. The world is disgusting. Fortunately, I am not a good person.

48. Just don't like it!

49. You once had some heroic dreams, just like the warm lights in the dark. How can you have no power of hope, just stand up and go forward?' This is my favorite sentence.