Civilized joke, 50 words, original, non-plagiarism.

The rabbit ran away from the fox. The fox asked the rabbit why he ran away, and the rabbit said that God ordered the ram to be killed. "You are not a ram. What are you nervous about? " "If you make a mistake, it will be too late to turn over a new leaf in the future."

One year, a parrot speech contest was held. The parrot who won the first prize was named Zhu Zhu. He swaggered out of the cage, looked around and shouted in surprise, "Why are there so many parrots here?"

One ant asked another ant: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea? The ant replied: elephants may have fleas, but fleas will never have elephants.

When did Miss Motorcycle pull me when she met a mule? Mule: You lost consciousness that time. Motorcycle: Why did you name your mobile phone after Motorola? Mule: That's for mankind to carry forward my heroic spirit of saving beauty.

Fish asked his mother, "Mom, where did Dad go these days?" Mother Fish kindly caressed the child's head and said, "Your father went to class! It is said that the course content is to observe the human digestive system! "

Animal happy short message

The elephant found a group of ants coming towards his house and asked them, "Where are you going?" Ants please answer: "Aunt elephant is sick, let's donate blood."

On the wedding night, the bear asked the white rabbit, dear, are you a virgin? The white rabbit said, of course, ask the black wolf. When we did it yesterday, there was blood. Bear: My good lady. After that, I blew the lights again.

Spiders have eight legs. A gust of wind blew and only seven people fell from the sky. Why? A: That leg held my chest and said it scared me to death!

Mouse: "My brother is married." Dog: "Who is your brother?" The mouse said, "Lion!" Dog: "What does the lion call your brother?" Mouse: "Actually, I was a brave lion before I got married!" " "