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Don't look like a joke when you break up.

1. Actually, we seem to have a tacit understanding. For example, if I ignore you, you will not call me.

It's still sad to mention you, but I don't like it as much as before.

I won't keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just as I won't chew what I spit.

Unfortunately, liking is like multiplication. As long as one side is zero, the result is zero.

That person doesn't like you. It's useless for you to take the initiative for a thousand times, just like the password is wrong and you can't log in for a thousand times.

You just gave me a flower, but I blushed and wanted to spend the rest of my life as a price.

For me, the saddest thing is to see so many friends of the opposite sex around me, but I can't pull them out.

8. The mobile phone will still remind me that the battery is low, but people will always leave without saying a word.

9. Occasionally you will contact me, and your sudden appearance will still stir my heartstrings. However, I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, and smile mercilessly. I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper: you have changed.

10. If I see you, how can I greet you with tears and silence after many years?

1 1. You said there was me in the south, and then you went to the north.

12. Some people leave and never come back, so waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in this world.

13. You smiled inadvertently. I studied for many years, even though I knew it wasn't for me.

14. At that time, we always thought that there was only one encounter in life, but we missed it, regretted it, and it was too late.

15. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

16. The feeling of injustice is like hiding an onion in your eyelids and a plum stuck in your esophagus.

17. You used to keep your mouth shut, but now I'm smiling when people mention you.

18. I have always stubbornly believed that I can smile calmly in the face of anything. However, finally, at the moment when you turned around and decided to leave, I was in tears. This is, the happiness of the past laughs at the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving.

Sad to say: even if we break up, I still love you so much.

1. The sunny side is only for you, and you will never see the decadent appearance.

You want me to hate you and forget you if I can. I also want to forget, but those pasts are stubborn and refuse to pass.

3. Time is like the wind, who will be affectionate? Time flies, who left their fate in the west? There are thousands of tender feelings. Who is melting the drunken dream? Who laughs and grieves when you are asleep?

I like the moment when moths put out the fire, because I felt warm and desperate at that moment.

I haven't been out of the house, it's not easy to move before I leave, and I don't know how to live after I leave. -Lin, "You are the April day of that world"

6. It's cold, I want to give you a coat: the pocket is called warmth; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy.

7. The tears in my eyes are not hallucinations. I love you deeply.

8. In deep words, let's talk about it briefly; It's a long way. Let's walk slowly.

9. Don't try to please those who pass by and ignore those who have been with you.

10. Even though we broke up, I still love you so much.

1 1. Love is just the relationship between love and non-love, injury and injury.

12. Sometimes I take others too seriously, and as a result, I am nothing in the eyes of others.

13. There are only two emotions in the world that can be called romance: one is caring for each other, and the other is forgetting each other. What we have to do is to strive for friendship with the people we love most and forget the people we love for the second time.

14. I used to want to hold hands with you and fight the world together; But in the end, it was negative and prosperous.

15. He just waved and you ran over. Like a dog, but you want to.

16. When the strong wind awakens the soul, we know that everything we had at the beginning was a dream.

17. No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start; No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends.

18. The life we live is not perfect. If it is too perfect, it is not life. Sometimes you feel tired because you think too much. People who are overly sensitive have a hard life because they are too easily influenced by other people's emotions. Paranoid people are always thinking, and the result is that they are trapped in a mess of emotions and can't move. If the heart is simple, the world will be simple and happiness will increase.

19. You know, if you give your heart away, you can't get it back unscathed.

20. Life is not as terrible as you think. It respects talent and hard work. No matter what path you choose, don't hesitate to turn back. I suspect that most people are scared by themselves and waste too much time worrying unnecessarily, otherwise they may generally live a better life.

2 1. Sometimes I'd rather you weren't nice to me, and I hate hanging on this love-hate relationship. My dissatisfaction with you often challenges my temper so that I can hate you comfortably, but your attitude to me occasionally makes it impossible for me to hide my concern for you and drag you back from the bottom of my heart. Either be good to me with all your heart or be bad to me with all your strength. I like the feeling of clear love and hate.

I don't understand whether the haze in the sky is your sadness or mine. Who walked past whose youth left a smile, who left whose flower season warmed her thoughts, who disappeared from whose rainy season drowned tears.

23. Sometimes, we change our signatures too often, just to let others know how you feel, but forget that maybe others don't care about you at all.

24. Time is quiet, talking to you; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.

25. Play a song of youth and sing all the sorrows of yesterday. The years of scooping a ladle of quicksand washed away the past sadness. Listen to your heart in loneliness, dream of a greedy and happy day, and look back brightly, reflecting that quiet indifference. Shallow heart, whether it is still swaying in the wind, for whom it is floating and sinking in this life. Plain years, waiting for whose fleeting time.

26. When you have to make a commitment for a love, it is actually over; When you have to make a commitment to marriage, everything is just beginning.

27. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

Stop worrying about your sadness.

1. Forget it, why bother others without emotional love? Just live alone silently.

2. Part ways, leaving this incomplete love and unfinished story.

The once hysterical madness only brought a kind of sadness.

Your ordinary name has affected so many emotions.

5. I am ordinary, but there is only one.

6. Put my hand on your chest to heal your wound.

7. The emotions in the old words tell you that your memories are too hurt.

8. If the thread keeps following the kite, will the sky be no longer lonely?

9. Don't bother, this is my last gift to you.

10. We just live in our own world and then we are strangers to each other.

1 1. I think fate has burned all the memories.

12. lovelorn is to prepare for the next love.

13. Why am I even deprived of the right to say I like you?

14. To give up one thing, we must first find another thing to replace it.

15. I often get the best things unexpectedly and unexpectedly.

16. The most painful thing in the world is to greet the person you hate the most with a smile.

17. It's nothing to smile, but it's trouble to be wrong.

18. Sorrow is real, tears are fake, and there is nothing to miss.

19. Smile can no longer hide my broken heart.

20. In this sentimental age, no one is unique.

2 1. If it could be earlier, I would stay with you.

22. The continuous strings can no longer play the music of the past.

23. Don't let the past steal your present.

No matter how strong I become, you are still my weakness.

25. If you hate me, then you are a loser, not me.

26. Sometimes, it's better to turn around and leave than to pretend nothing has happened.

27. People who have the ability to be willful will also have the ability to be strong.

28. Will we forget ourselves in constant pretending one day?

29. I used to be just a pastime in your spare time.

30. Promise me everything, but time has wasted me.

3 1. Sometimes tears are not hung on the face, but on the heart.

I am willing to save all this with my life.

33. It takes only a moment for the heart to move and a moment for the heart to break.

34. One person sings to give up, and two people sing to miss.

35. Time is lonely in my heart, and my thoughts are rippling in my chest.

36. Make up a lie for love and a story for yourself.

37. I can't let go of love, just like I can't stand it.

38. Some words can never be said, just as some words can never be kept.

39. The continuous strings can no longer play the music of the past.

40. Stranded feelings can't wait for the high tide.

4 1. You play and disappear, right? Okay, I'll disappear with you.

Feel sad and sad; I didn't wait for you, but I still don't like others.

1, I don't want to, for your smiling face, I become a clown of love, you go, you go, take away all emotions, don't look back, leave me alone.

2, crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, but still alone in the end. I realized it wasn't mine. I shouldn't have taken it in the first place.

I don't know what sadness is, I think crying my eyes out is the saddest thing. Later, I learned that sadness means that when you look at his head, you will still smile, be gentle and soften your heart, but you know better than ever that you can no longer get close to the person in front of you.

4. You left, with all my love, just breaking up. I look at your back with tears in my eyes. I really want to hug you for the last time and say "I love you" again.

5. Suitability is really more important than liking. Later, you chose fit, and I lost to like.

6. You are still the reason why I refuse others. I am not waiting for you, but I still don't like others.

7. There are enough passers-by. Can the next one be a lifetime?

I never thought I would love you so much, so I let myself love you. This love means that I have no reason to love, regardless of dignity, be dead set. I can't love, forget you, I have no future, and hit a dead end, but I didn't blame anyone and tasted the bitter fruit I planted, but from now on, I won't love others like I love you.

9. Someone taught you how to love, but he stopped loving.

10, you will meet some people constantly, and you will say goodbye to some people constantly, from strangeness to familiarity, from familiarity to strangeness, from congenial to parting ways, from meeting each other late to not meeting each other.

I still like you so much, just like the opera in the old city.

Once upon a time, I thought I had found the happiness I wanted, but when I gave it without reservation, I found that it had always been my wishful thinking.

2. I have weathered the gale and lived a life of poetry and wine in Wan Li, but I can't stand your desperate departure.

Third, it's all my fault. I must love, but I must wait. I just fantasize that I will be an exception and I don't know good or bad.

Even if we don't go to the end, I won't complain. You have your dreams and I have my difficulties. It's just that if we didn't meet, there wouldn't be those beautiful memories, and there wouldn't be so much mutual torture later.

Love can't be bought with a few tears and a few love letters. If you can't resist sweet words, you can only be sad.

Sixth, feelings are like this. When you are disappointed, you will never look back. It's not that I'm not brave and I'm not afraid of getting hurt. I just don't think I should continue to make the wrong decision for the wrong you. After all, you have your persistence, and I also have my free and easy.

Seven, sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others; Good people choose to hurt themselves.

Eight, if you can't be the only one, don't even love it. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

Nine, feelings are sometimes a process in which predecessors plant trees and future generations enjoy the cool, but I have taught you to love, not to love others.

I thought covering my heart would stop hurting, and covering my eyes would stop crying.

The first button is wrong, but you didn't find it until the last button. Some things are wrong from the beginning, but only in the end do you have to admit it.

12. I'm not sure how long I can forget you, nor can I guarantee that I can really forget you. I can only do this, not noisy, not sad or happy, quietly with you, no intersection.

Thirteen, when a person doesn't love you, what you say is useless, the way you keep it will be considered mean, the language you apologize will be considered melodramatic, the memories you can't let go will be considered entangled, and everything you do will be considered shameless in his heart.

14. I have always stubbornly believed that I can smile calmly in the face of anything. However, finally, at the moment when you turned around and decided to leave, I was in tears. This is, the happiness of the past laughs at the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving.

15. He doesn't like you. It's no use showing up at his side on purpose. The candy you sent is not sweet. He can't see your mind in status update. It's just that he doesn't feel pain when you cry to death. He is your life background, and you are his A, B, C and D!

Sixteen, clearly know that it will hurt, but continue to rush, until you lose it, you will understand that what you have lost will never come back, and if you miss it, you will no longer have it.

Seventeen, some wounds, no matter how long, will still hurt when touched; Some people, no matter how long it takes, will still hurt when they think about it.

18. I really don't know what to do except miss you and the past. I begged you so hard that you could come back to me, but you pushed me away again and again and resisted again and again.

19. I like you, just like the Tang Priest went through 81 difficulties in learning Buddhist scriptures in the West, and I won't marry you.

After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we have hurt each other and we can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.

Twenty-one, love to the depths is like a red-eye gambler, knowing that the outcome is to lose, but still gambling as always.

22. The cruelest way to treat a lover is not to love and hate, not to cheat and betray, but to love that gradually becomes indifferent after reaching the extreme.

Twenty-three, don't ask if it's worth it. Love is like multiplication, as long as one side is the result.

Twenty-four, countless moments I've been thinking, if only you were here. As a result, I survived all the moments I was thinking.

Twenty-five, after being with you, I am always afraid that I am not doing well enough, and finally I become insecure, not only losing you, but also losing myself.

The cruelest sentence in the world is not that I'm sorry, nor that I hate you, but that we can never go back.

Twenty-seven, I still like you so much, just like in the old town, soft words.

Twenty-eight, one day I will no longer be sad, no longer insomnia because of missing, no longer heartbroken because of your frown, no longer be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. One day you will lose me, and you won't feel sorry. Anyway, my desperate efforts have been used to touch myself.

Twenty-nine, the bus has gone far, and there will be another one. If people go far, they will never find it again. In this impersonal world, cherish those who are kind to you. The world is so big, someone always takes you seriously.

Thirty, I like you, just like Zhou You's bonfire drama warlord, who praised you with a smile, lost the Western Zhou Dynasty and killed himself.

The cruelest thing in the world is not that you didn't meet the person you love, but that you met and finally missed it; The saddest thing in the world is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he doesn't love you after he loves you. We used to love each other, and it hurts to think about it.

Thirty-two, sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.

33. You think it doesn't matter if you are beautiful or ugly, because you already have a beautiful face. You think it doesn't matter if you have money or not, because your family has money, and what you don't care about is what you already have.

34. I thought you would be as flustered without me as I am without you. However, I am the only one who can't pass. You never know how depressed I am by your perfunctory.

You can ignore my feelings, my willfulness, and even my depression and sadness. Everyone's contribution is limited. I lost badly, so don't. I don't want it.

36. Finally, we parted. After all, we can endure the fleeting time until death, but we can't endure the ordinary and silent life.

Since we don't have enough time to meet each other, it's live high's pride to leave each other alone.

Thirty-eight, if one day, a person who can't come back disappears, and a person who can't leave, it doesn't matter. Time will bring you the right person. Before that, all you have to do is take care of yourself.

Thirty-nine, I dare to give you my heart, not afraid of heartbreak. I want to live in this changeable world with deep affection, and I just cherish nothing to say.

Forty, once I gave up everything for you, and all I got was a goodbye. Later I realized that the oath was actually just a lie.

Habit is more terrible than deep love. I am most afraid of paying for you, sharing all the secrets and relying on you when you leave.

I don't like cowardice and affectation, but I cried for you again and again.

Forty-three, I choked to tell you the old days. How ridiculous. I thought you'd be moved.

Forty-four, we planned the future and survived those days that we thought were impossible, but in the end you left me.

Forty-five, when I was a child, I thought it was enough. The more you grow up, the more you find that it is useless to just like it. You should have enough patience and courage to catch disappointment again and again. In the end, you will find that you don't even like it.

Forty-six, the beginning of the story is always like this, which coincides with its meeting and is caught off guard. The ending of the story is always like this, two flowers bloom, and the sky is far apart. -Zhang Jiajia's "Passing Through Your World"

47. Probably because no matter how much you like it, you can't change the future. After separation, there are 10 thousand possibilities in the future, but in this possibility, there is no you anymore.

48. Later, I got used to living alone, not showing my sadness, not telling my worries, and not loving me.

Forty-nine, can't hide secrets, can't hide sadness, just like can't hide the joy of loving you, can't hide the hesitation when we are apart. I'm so calm. You want to hurt, you hurt.

To this day, you are still the reason why I refuse others. Actually, I'm not waiting for you. I just can't like others.

5 1. People who have never suffered from insomnia don't know how long the night is. People who have never drunk don't know that it hurts the most when they are drunk. People who have never been lonely don't know that loneliness has become a habit. Like I haven't met the right person yet. Or how crazy love is.

52. Reduce expectations appropriately. Life is like this. Things will not develop according to people's wishes. There is an emotion behind the promise, which is called a whim.

Fifty-three, there are some things that I can't do, such as the cocked bangs, cold hands and you in the distance, but there are still some things that I want to do my best, such as poor grades, addiction to staying up late and you in the distance.

I didn't know whether I love you or not until the fate between you and me ended. I only know that at that time, my tears for you were true, my sadness was true, and it was true to want to be with you all my life.

55. Later, I heard that you have a new lover. From then on, my hero fought for another girl, so it's better to say goodbye with affection. It is better to laugh and have no regrets about this life, just love, I will accompany you here.

Fifty-six, there is always a rain, which makes you unprepared and flustered; There is always someone who makes you feel overwhelmed and black and blue.

57. I can't hide secrets or sadness, just as I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart. I'm so calm. You want to hurt, you hurt.

Fifty-eight, never mind the original oath, the moment of commitment must be true, but there were too many accidents later, and no one expected to separate.

59. I didn't know whether I love you or not until the fate between you and me ended. I only know that the tears I shed for you at that time were true, the sadness was true, and it was also true to want to be with you all my life.

Sometimes feelings disappear, just like the food in the refrigerator slowly goes bad after the power failure. The refrigerator is right, the food is right, but the power is out.

Your beauty is a smile that breaks away from tears. You always teach me how to be a strong person, but never ask me if I am tired.

Sixty-two, when I like you, I am willing to go through fire and water for you, and it is true that I will give everything. But it's true, when my passion is frozen into ice, I will never look at you again.

Sixty-three, like the stars but can only look up at the sky, like the breeze but reach for the air, beautiful things, like you, are always empty when you want them.

Sixty-four, you must love her very much, you must know her very well, you must be very affectionate, but I am not her, I have no such blessing.

Sixty-five, I am most afraid of the process of slowly drifting away from the people I care about, drifting away and becoming strange. It is really a heartfelt pain.

I envy all the unimportant people around you. They can easily see you, so I miss you very much.

Everyone has a wound, deep or shallow. I put the deepest red blood there. You don't know me. I don't blame you.