Journey to the west jokes daquan hilarious short film

Master and apprentice learn from the scriptures

It is said that Tang Priest and his disciples finally met the Tathagata's truth-seeking sutra after 81 difficulties. However, as time flies, Tang Priest and his disciples have to keep pace with the times and perform a new version of The Journey to the West for us.

The Tathagata asked, "Did you bring your notebook?"

Tang Priest and Master: ...

The Tathagata asked, "Do you have a USB flash drive?"

Tang Priest and Master: ...

The Tathagata asked again, "What about the mobile hard disk?"

Tang Priest and Master: ...

The Tathagata continued to ask, "IPOD is ok."

Wukong is helpless.

Tathagata: Then PSP will do. Do you have a PSP?

Tang Priest: No.

Tathagata: Fuck you, PSP, what did you do for entertainment along the way? Tang Priest: Blame and upgrade!

The Tathagata sighed, "Then I can't copy the scriptures for you. . . Go back the same way, I use QQ or

MSN for you. "

Tang Priest: Shit, QQ is used all over the world. I knew adding your QQ would be over. Why did I walk so far?

Tathagata sighed: "Then go back the same way, and I will send it to you by QQ."

Tang Priest: Shit, I knew it would be over if I added your QQ. Why did I walk so far?

After Tang Priest went back, he added Tathagata QQ and found it very slow.

Tathagata calls: Hey, Tang Xiao, do you have a 56k CTT?

Tang Xiao: Yes, it was installed only last year.

Tathagata: Alas, you'd better do it again!

After going through all kinds of hardships, Tang Priest and his disciples finally bought a USB flash drive from a vendor.

Once again, I went through hardships to reach Lingshan.

If Tathagata plugs the USB flash drive into the computer, the computer will crash and restart immediately, and all data will be lost.

Tang Priest and Master: Cao # ￥% @ =+# @

Tathagata: Please use civilized language! Your USB flash drive is poisonous. I have typed very hard. . .

Pig Bajie: Still like Buddha, the poison can't be solved. . .

Tathagata: Stop arguing, I'm trying to restore the system!

The Monkey King grabbed the jade bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva, poured out holy water and splashed it on the computer host.

"I remember that the holy water of Guanyin's sister can solve all kinds of poisons!"

The computer burned down. . .

Later, the Tang Priest and his disciples went again.

Buddha said: Why did you come here? It's 3 g. Go back and send the video directly!

ballute

Four priests Tang went to travel by plane, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the question, and jump if we can't answer it.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question.

Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

....

Bajie jumped down.

Before long, the four of them flew to travel again. They crashed on the way and there were still only three parachutes.

They went on answering questions.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: OK. Here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

..... Bajie had to jump again.

The third time, the four of them traveled by plane again and had an accident on the way.

Then Pig said, Master, you don't have to ask. I jump by myself.

Then jump.

Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.

talk/speak in one's sleep

Early in the morning, the Tang Priest woke up from his dream and found the Monkey King kneeling in front of the bed. He asked, "Wukong, what's wrong with you?"

The Monkey King said with tears all over his face, "Master, I beg you, next time you talk in your sleep, don't say spells, okay?"