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What expression pack do you use to chat with a male god?

When did the expression pack start to be divided into low match and not low match, and suddenly I felt it was a magical existence. In my eyes, the expression pack is only despicable, even more despicable.

It is said that when I was a "little prince with an expression on my face", I simply beat all my friends around me, and then no one beat me because of three words: "I can't fight." hahaha. It's really not that I'm talking nonsense here It's totally true. I'm not lying. I'm just stating the facts.

Since you don't believe me, let's make a picture and ask if you are afraid. Okay, okay, I've been out of the emoticon pack for years. I don't like cold mattresses. I quit the emoticon because I have no opponent. Later, I felt that more opportunities should be left to young people, and I successfully retired.

However, I want to return to Jianghu recently, because a good friend of mine recently went to sogou Company, mainly to manage picture emoticons. He has all the latest expression packs, and I was abused by him like a scum. Can I bear this? I don't have an expression pack in my hand now. It seems that I need to defend my position in the Jianghu.

Why are you so far away? Okay, okay, let's go back to the conversation with your male god. What expression pack do you need? Listen to you. It seems that you are interested in your male god. However, since it can be called a male god, it should be in a state of looking up to him. Be careful when sending him WeChat, and consider sending emoticons again and again.

Excuse me. With all due respect, it's really useless for you to be so careful and even want to send your expression pack not so low. If your male god cares about this, it means that the male god is a delicate man. Generally, boys don't care about sending any expression packs, unless it is an expression pack that the old driver drives too hard and is easy to roll over.

I think you should send Yan Wen to ease the awkward atmosphere. Since it is to ease the embarrassing atmosphere, you should send some casual words. Oh, I just remembered that you have the kung fu of pestering people and sending expression packs here. It is better to think more about how to chase the male god. It's no use thinking about it.

Don't say that you dare not chase the male god. The male god is used to look up, it's all bullshit. It's not easy enough for you to meet something you like. You don't know how to grasp it well, and you will regret it later. Don't think that girls are not reserved when they chase boys. Actually, it's nothing. You can completely routine your male god, let your male god take the initiative to confess to you. In this case, it is not your initiative to pursue your male god.

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