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There are many smart people in this world.

There are many smart people in this world.

Wen: I'm Su Yan.

There are many kinds of people in the world. If divided by gender, there are men and women. If divided by age, there are adults and villains. According to temperament, there are extroverts and introverts. If you divide by brain, there are smart people and stupid people.

Along the way, you will see many smart people. However, there are also categories of smart people, one is really smart and the other is self-righteous.

When encountering problems, really smart people are calm and calm, and can always get out of the empty space in time and find a solution to the problem. A really smart person, when getting along with others, can know people at a glance and see who everyone is, whether they are good or bad. In the eyes of smart people, they are all the same people, and they never tell the truth when they see through it. Everyone who gets along with him is like a spring breeze. He regards the wise man as a bosom friend and is willing to confide in him.

The wisdom of a wise man lies in his silence. He won't be a gossip girl who gossips about her parents. When someone else's secret comes to him, it's like being buried in a deep tree hole, so don't worry about revealing it. Occasionally look at each other, full of understanding and consideration. Smart people can be confidants of many people, and people are most comfortable with smart people.

There is another kind of people who think they are smart. Such people treat people around them as fools, just like witnesses who steal clocks. As long as I cover my ears and can't hear the bell, everything will be fine. I don't know that people around me are very sensitive and hear the harsh bell. People stare at people who are covering their ears with wide eyes, swaggering off Rinrin and acting like a clown with a red nose on the stage, which is ridiculous.

People who think they are smart especially like to flaunt themselves, exaggerating what they have done by only one point to ten points, and taking the credit of others for themselves. Once something goes wrong, they immediately peel themselves off and put the blame on others. When there are benefits, they are even more red-eyed when they see them, and they can't wait to put them in their pockets. Once you encounter something that you have to pay for yourself and bleed yourself, just be a little puss-head, hide in the corner and play dumb.

In addition to the really smart and self-righteous people, there is another kind of people called smart people. Smart people are prodigies, which is slightly derogatory. Such people, like computers, can accurately calculate dozens of decimal places. Every time you do something, smart people can accurately calculate the cost gains and losses, how much you need to pay, how much you can get, whether it is worth it, and how many available resources are around you. Everything is clear. His survival principle is: I don't take advantage of others, and others don't want to take advantage of me.

Counting all the smart ones, the rest are naturally idiots. Some stupid people are stupid enough to go home. When someone makes a joke, he is really stupid and cheated. There are countless days in a year to celebrate April Fool's Day. Some people are half stupid, some people tell a joke, and after three or five days, he suddenly laughs like a fool. The others were surprised and asked him what he was laughing at. He bent over with laughter and burst into tears: I remembered the joke before March 3. After three or five days, he suddenly laughed again, even because of the joke ten days ago. There are also people who are not stupid but not smart. Occasionally, I am fooled into eating a small loss, and my heart is stuck in my arms.

A man who really has a job is wise. He can understand and let go. As the son of the sixth ancestor Puneng said: Bodhi has no trees, and there is no stage in the mirror. There is nothing, so there is no dust.

Seeing a mortal like me in the dust, I am really not smart. Fortunately, I have a big mouth that can be opened. I laughed happily and poured the beans out of the bamboo tube angrily, and the gas thundered. It is absurd to ask others to do what they want.

We should understand that the world is a kaleidoscope, and all kinds of people have their own ways of existence, good and bad, smart and stupid, all of which are reasonable. What kind of environment makes what kind of people, similar hearts are getting closer and closer, and different outlook on life is drifting away.

It is a difficult goal in life to learn from smart people and make yourself smart. Live with your heart, the taste of life is delicious.