Six interesting English short plays

Jiao Zhongqing Johnny (Jforshort) Liu Lanzhi Lunch (Lforshort)

Jiao's mother, JMforshort, and lunch mother, LMforshort.

The son of the satrap, the son of the mayor (MSforshort), the robber thief (ABandC).

preface

J was beaten and ran onto the stage, and a roll of paper tube was smashed inside. J was hit by embarrassment)

Everyone says I am afraid of my wife, but in fact, I am a strong and fat man.

wifeisWuSong。

(pointing loudly at the door on the stage) I'm I'm I'mnotafraidofyou!

(a washbasin is thrown out, and J catches it as a shield to protect his head) Then, I am mafraidofWhom?

My wife is a neighbor. Sheisbraverthanme，

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme。 I don't care about all this.

thanme。 But she didn't! havingawifeliketithisisjustilikelivinthehell！

(another roll of paper tube hit inside, hitting J)

Oh, my god. Who can help me? (below)

Act 1

(At the end of the opening remarks, JM made an eavesdropping recording.)

JM (on crutches): I can!

(Inside) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?

L (jumping out of the door with a spatula in an apron): I'm here! what's up

JM: I tell you, you should call me "my most beautiful and elegant place"

Dearest mother-in-law.

All right. My most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law, what's the matter?

JM: Ever since you married me, you have behaved badly. You're dead, so

Lazy.

But ...

JM: Never interrupt me!

Never interrupt me! I have been working hard since I married your son, that terrible Johnny.

All day, cooking and washing clothes. I have thousands of ducks and chickens.

And ...

JM: But all those people you have become grandchildren!

L (angrily waving a spatula): Oh, oh, you want a Granson, don't you? (begins to untie apron) Come on.

Son. I'm leaving! (tear off the apron, throw it in JM's face and put it down)

Act ii

(LM is sitting on the stage knitting a sweater, and L is holding a spatula)

Mom, I'm home!

LM: You're back? Why? What happened?

L: mother-in-law iwaskekedoutbymost Beautifully GracefulandDear.

LM (surprised, but then gloating): Look! I already told you! When you insist

Marry that terrible Johnny. I told you about poverty and poverty, but you didn't listen.

Tom. Look at yourself ...

But, mom ...

Never interrupt me!

Mom, I'm not bothering you. I just want to tell you, are you really good? and

I will marry the person you want.

LM (exultation): Good girl! Just now, I met the mayor in the market. He said, "If your daughter

I'm not married yet, and I really really want to marry her! "Now you come again, I have to go.

Tell him. (below)

L (stunned): What? Mayor's son? The most famous man next door? (pot in hand)

What does it matter? (below)

Act iii

(j is sleepy)

J (walking): Lunch! Lunch! Wherearemysocks？

(takes a few steps and picks up socks on the ground) Here they are! (Smell) Ugh! How smelly! They're still dirty!

(suddenly remembering) lunch has been finished! Myself.

(His stomach seems to growl) Oh, I'm msohungry! But there is no breakfast! Pick up the fence on the ground.

ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears！ Imisshersomuch and herexcellentcookingskill! at present

shehasgone . ihavetocookformymotherandmy。

JM (me): Where is my breakfast? Where's Si Long Cheech? Isn't it?

Mom, don't you remember? Lunch is gone!

JM: Well, to tell you the truth, Johnny, you can't see without a wife. Lunchisanice

Girl, go home!

(salutes at attention): Yes, madam!

Act IV

(J is walking happily when three robbers suddenly jump out)

Hey, hello! Stopandlistentous！

Theroadisbuiltbyme！ (Lift one's foot and step heavily on a big stone)

B: AndIplantedonetree! (also stepping on the same stone)

C: If you want to step on a stone, but you step on A's foot.

AB & Give us your money!

J (search every pocket and take out 1 cent): 1 Mao enough?

Three robbers fainted, and then three people got together to discuss.

A: What bad luck! This guy is crazy!

If we can't win today, we won't have tonight!

I heard that your son will go to China next month.

robthewedding！

A & Good idea!

J (surprised): What? What? Have lunch together and get married? This is impossible!

AB & C: Why? Aprettygirlandarichman, what a nice couple!

j:but lunch ism my life！ We're not divorced yet!

(Suddenly had an idea) I'm I'vegotanidea! What are you doing, right? What the hell

with you . youtakthemoneyandtaketherbride。

Do you have any work experience?

J: no. But I don't like this! J takes off his shoes and takes out a check, the name is $65,438+0,000,000.

Act v

It is time for the wedding in a blink of an eye. Ms is happily holding the bride of HongLing, and J is reluctantly pulling the red yarn onto the stage. )

(J and three robbers jump into Taichung)

ABC&, hello! Stopandlistentous！

A: Theroadisbuiltbyme!

B: AndIplantedonetree.

C: If you want to togobythisstreet-

Give us your money!

(l hears J's voice and lifts the veil)

L (full of surprises): Johnny! (desperate to run to J and hide behind him)

(MS is furious and punches J. J. to hide short, and Ms. L fainted after hitting J. L. )

J (flew into a rage): Hello, you hit my wife! (Punching holes in milliseconds)

(J wrestles with MS, and JM knocks MS out with a cane)

(j) Tear off the groom's sign on the lady's chest and put it on her chest)

J (holding L and asking with concern): How are you, dear?

L (crying): Ihurtalot!

Stop joking, baby. I'll get the medicine. (below)

L (getting up and chasing): Waitforme! (Running downward)

(music CanYouCelebrate)

The following is also good, it is a humorous play.

Jing ke stabbed Qin Wang's funny English drama script.

Narrator): A long time ago, there was a crazy country. In this crazy country, some crazy people tried to show the crazy history in a crazy way. Mr Jing Ke is the most famous swordsman. He was sent to assassinate Ying Zheng, the king of Qing Dynasty. But in the end he failed. Do you want to know what happened then? Well, the next program will tell you the truth.

Action one

Prince Taizi Dan (first takes out the mirror to comb her hair for narcissism): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful man in the world? (voiceover: It's you, Prince Dan! Prince Dan is happy) thanks to u mirror! (Facing the audience) I am Prince Dan, and the magic mirror says I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jewelry expert, and I think if the mirror tells him the truth, he will kill me. I was scared. So what can I do? (Shouting at the curtain) Where is my minister?

Sam (respectfully): Honey, I'm coming.

Taizi Dan: I hold you again and again. You should call me "my most beautiful, elegant, handsome, charming, lovely, intelligent and dearest Taizi Dan"!

Three: Of course, dear! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill Zheng.

Prince: Oh yeah ~ ~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! 2 1 what do you need most in the century? Talent! This sentence should be communicated with the audience, and it is best for the audience to answer it, and then pat Ah San on the shoulder to make a commendation. But who is the right person?

Three: After screening, I have two promising people at hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, and the other is Mr. Jinke. Tomorrow they will be the world'sno. 1 killer PK

Prince: OK, let me see the winner as soon as possible, OK?

Three: Yes.

Action 2

(Andy Lau in house of flying daggers &; Takeshi Kaneshiro Duel Music)

Jing ke

Are you Li Mochou?

li mo chou

Yes

Jing ke

All right. I'm Jing Ke, you know, and I'll let you know that I'm the king of the killer world.

li mo chou

Are you challenging me?

Jing ke

Off course! Shrug one's shoulders in agreement

li mo chou

Come on!

The music sounded.

Two men rushed forward.

"People floating in the river's lake, which have not get a knife, a knife chop down dead you, two knife chop down dead you. . . . "

Li Mochou fell to the ground.

Jing Ke laughed.

Li Mochou's Pain: What Happened? Why aren't you hurt?

Jing Ke: We don't need any reason to win someone. Isn't it? Is it? Do you need a reason to win someone? Do you need it? )

Li Mochou: My mother always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochow. You never know what you will get. " I see. Mom is right.

Jing Ke smiled again.

Prince Dan Shang (fuels): How are you?

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you, and you?

Taizidan: Oh, my God! Can you give me an innovative answer of "How are you?"?

Jing Ke: Of course!

Taizidan: How are you?

Jing Ke: Fine, thank you. What about your wife?

Taizidan fainted.

Jing Ke: Hey, man, I'm kidding!

Prince Taizi Dan: Oh, I'm kidding, too! (respectfully) May I have your business card, please?

Jing Ke took out a roll of paper from his pocket, which read:

To be or not to be, that is a question.

Three: Hero, we need your help.

Jing Ke: I'm busy now!

Taizidan: You can get a lot of money.

Jing Ke: I'm busy now!

A San: IC, ID, IQ card?

Jing Ke: I am very, very busy now!

Sam (the beautiful woman is pointing at the court, excited): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you agree, she is yours.

Jing Ke (drooling): I have to say that she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but Chinese medicine is my only love!

Sam: What? What is Chinese medicine?

Jing Ke; Hey, guys! You look smart, but why don't you know Chinese medicine? Any one of them can give you the answer.

Sam: Excuse me? What is Chinese medicine?

Audience A: Traditional Chinese Medicine-Traditional Chinese Medicine MM

Taizidan: I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton slimming tea. It is a brand-new product of Unilever China.

Jing Ke (excited): Diet tea! I've dreamed it thousands of times. My wife always threatens that if I can't lose weight, she will leave me.

Sam: You want it? Say it if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I am glad that you still have to say it. Take it! Do you really like it? Really? You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ...

("No matter" music, Jing Ke first tango with Ah San, hold it in her arms, and then throw it out, Ah San makes him vomit. Then Jing Ke and Taizi Dan danced rumba. Finally, Prince Taizi Dan posed as a feminine figure, bent one leg backwards, and Jing Ke made a flirt. )

Jing Ke (sincerely), just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.

Prince Taizi Dan and Sam (hip bump, high five) Yeah!

ш Action

(The theme song of "A Chinese Odyssey" rings)

Jing Ke is holding his wife, while Taizi Dan and Ah San are behind.

Three: Hero, we have been to Yishui.

Jing Ke: Please stop here. Goodbye, my friends.

Taizidan: I'll miss you, baby.

(Taizi Dan, A San. Time out. From the theme song of Titanic, Mr. and Mrs. Jing Ke made the classic shapes of Jack and Rose at the bow. Suddenly, Jing Ke saw a beautiful woman-a classical China beauty passing by, winked at Jing Ke and left a handkerchief. Jing Ke stared at the beautiful woman happily, and his wife turned her head when she realized that something was wrong. )

Jing Ke (quickly converging): Honey, I love you.

Wife: I love you! You are more important to me than anything in this world! (The Shawshank Redemption)

Jing Ke (tears): I love you more. Although you and I and the whole world are broken around us, I love you. I will love you, even at the end of the world, from gone with the wind.

Wife: Hmm. Be a man and do it! I will wait for you here.

Jing Ke (wanting to leave and stay, holding your hand): Sweetheart! You must do me this favor ... promise me that you will live ... that you will never give up ... no matter what happens ... no matter how desperate ... promise me that Jack will never give up this promise.

Wife: "I promise."

Jing Ke: "Never let go."

Wife: "I promise. I'll never let go, Jack. I will never let go. "

Jing Ke's pronunciation is similar to Jack's, so he added some lines from Titanic. )

The wife tried to squeeze out a few tears,

Jing Ke got on the boat and drifted away.

Wife: Today is a good day to die. Never come back. Never ... never. ...

Wife (takes out her mobile phone to dial, and Sam answers the phone): Thank you very much. Once I get the life insurance $ 1000000, I will transfer half of it to your account.

Three: All right, all right!

Narrator: Then Jing Ke was sent to the State of Qin and finally killed by Ying Zheng.