Does anyone have any funny jokes or classic quotes?

1. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor the distance between us, but the fact that I am standing in front of you, but you don’t know that I love you. 2. Deep affection is a burden that I cannot bear, and love words are just lies that come true accidentally. 3. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything, including you. 4. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness. Disappointment occurs because of expectations. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even if you are disappointed, it is still a kind of happiness, although this kind of happiness is a bit painful. 5. The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far apart and don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they meet and fall in love, and the distance becomes very close. Then one day, they no longer loved each other, and the two people who were so close became very far apart, even farther than before. 6. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love. 7. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone. 8. If you like someone, there will be no pain. Loving someone may cause long-lasting pain, but the happiness they give me is also the greatest happiness in the world. 9. Two people get together for happiness, and break up to relieve pain. You can no longer make me happy, so I have no choice but to leave. When I leave, it is also painful, but you must be more painful than me, because I say goodbye first. , I am the first to pursue happiness. 10. A dog won’t lose weight because it won’t miss you. A person will lose weight because he misses others. People are always tormented by longing, and become a poor stray dog ??in their longing. 11. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain. 12. When we begin, we know that there will always be an end. 13. Love has not yet come, and life is carefree; the most painful things are just tests and examinations. I felt a lot of pressure at the time, but looking back later, I realized how small it was. 14. Some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for. 15. The origin and destruction of conditions, the intensity of conditions and the lightness of conditions are beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when fate meets us. 1. There is a grave in my heart where the survivors are buried. 2. Either be patient or cruel 3. In the next life, I will make one of your teeth. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also feel pain. 4. If the heart does not move, there will be no pain. 5. Our only relationship is that there is no relationship. 6. Just because you cry doesn’t mean you are truly compassionate; if I smile, it doesn’t mean everything is fine. 7. Loneliness means there is no one in your heart! Loneliness is when the person you have in your heart is not around you 8. You gave me a summer dream in winter but woke me up in spring. Because I couldn't adapt to it all of a sudden, I felt colder than winter, but I don't blame you... It’s only my fault that I took my dream to be reality... 9. People who loved you must have been destined to be with you in their previous lives, so don’t verbally abuse them. If he really betrayed you in this life, it is because you betrayed him in the previous life. There is no need to worry about reincarnation. 10. If a person is willing to make you sad, he will not care whether you shed tears at all. So quickly put away your humble tears. Wash your face, brush your teeth, and do whatever you have to do... 11. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion. 12. If I think about it, I will grow old with you by accident. 13. If you are going in the wrong direction, stop Just move forward 14. You came here for a while. I miss you forever. 15. A man should always be grateful to the woman who stayed with him when he was in his 20s. Because a man in his 20s is at the lowest point in his life, with no money and career; while a woman in her 20s is at her most brilliant... 16. How tired is it to go from innocence to indifference? 17. Being together Holding hands on the street for one day is love, holding hands on the street for one year is love, being together for five years and holding hands on the street is affection, being together for ten years and holding hands on the street is family affection. If we can still hold hands and walk on the street together thirty years later, that would be love. 18. A thought brings thousands of rivers and mountains. Once a thought is extinguished, the world will change forever. 19. Only when you get hurt yourself can you learn to be smart. 20. Get out. With my last mercy... 21. The bravest thing in the world is to smile and listen to you talk about the love between you... 22. Before a person has loved, it is called loneliness. After loving, it is called loneliness... 23 , Most sensitive people are unhappy. . . 24. A person has only one heart but two atria. One lives in happiness; the other lives in sadness.

Don't laugh too loud, otherwise you will wake up the sadness next to you. 25. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love. 26. Everyone is an odd number...when they come...they are when they go... 27. Do you know that God is unfair? You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you. Or love you more 28. Please don’t pretend to be nice to me, I’m stupid and will take it seriously. 29. Whoever takes whom seriously will feel sorry for whom. 30. Love is so short, forgetting is so long. 31. I am still waiting for you where you are, but you have forgotten that you were here. 32. Whose loneliness covers my gorgeous clothes, whose gorgeous clothes cover my shoulders. 33. I can’t stand the passing years, and I can’t escape the youth here. 34. Happiness is to find a warm person to spend your whole life. 35. After the pain, you will no longer feel the pain, and you will only feel an indifferent heart. 36. There is nothing that can’t be overcome, it’s just that you can never go back. 37. How strong must you be to dare to remember. 38. You are at a loss that I can’t imagine, and I am insignificant that you can’t imagine. 39. I have no acting skills in emotional scenes. 40. A person, a city, a lifetime of heartache. 41. Watch other people’s stories and shed your own tears. 42. As long as a person no longer wants it, he can let go of anything. 35. Weak people who are not understood have no choice but to remain strong. 39. I feel nostalgic because I can’t see you and the future. 74. Waiting...may not be easy; hurting... is easy. 70. The feeling of missing someone is like drinking a glass of ice-cold water and then turning into hot tears drop by drop. 67. Sincerity is the closest to sadness. 16. It is better to have met before than never to have met. 17. Why is it so painful to forget someone? Time will naturally make you forget. If time can't make you forget the people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of the years we've lost? 18. I thought love could overcome everything, but who knew she was powerless sometimes. I thought love could fill up the regrets in life. However, it is love that creates more regrets. The ups and downs keep repeating themselves in a love. For another person, the sky would not always be blue. 19. Love will end when it comes to an end. When the time comes, you don’t have to let it end even if you don’t want to. 20. The same person cannot give you the same pain. When he hurts you repeatedly, the wound has become accustomed to it and the feeling has become numb. No matter how many times he hurts you, it is far less painful than the first time. 21. Love turns out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile. 22. Loving someone is difficult, but giving up the one you love is even harder. 23. When love comes, of course it is also happy. However, this kind of happiness has to be paid for, and you have to learn to accept disappointment, pain and separation. From then on, life was no longer pure. 24. We may be able to love two people and be loved by two people at the same time. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we grow old. 25. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him. 26. Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who will love you in the future. 27. When they can't see each other, they miss each other. But once they can meet and get together again, they will torture each other again. 28. I just want to find a shoulder that can bear my tears when I am frustrated and give me a bite when I am happy. 29. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t miss you, I wouldn’t be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I wouldn’t lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I wouldn’t be in pain. It would be great if I could stop loving you. 30. Separation is for reunion. 31. The fire of love should not be rekindled. If it is rekindled, those beautiful memories of the past will disappear. If we had not reunited, maybe I would have carried his deep thoughts with him until my body decayed; however, at this moment, I hated him. All the good days are far gone. 32. Pursuit and desire bring happiness, but also frustration and disappointment. After frustration and disappointment, we learn to cherish. If you were not loved by someone before, you will cherish the person who will love you in the future. 33. If emotions and years can be gently torn into pieces and thrown into the sea, then I am willing to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I love to hear your words, but I don’t understand them. You want to see my silence, but you don’t understand it. 34. Love is not complicated at first. It only comes and goes in three words. Either I love you or I hate you, just forget it. Are you OK? sorry. 35. Love but cannot be in love, love but not in love with each other. 36. I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties; however, after all difficulties, there are all difficulties.

This is what I believe more. 37. Your heart is my corner and the end of the world, I can’t go further. We will go to the ends of the earth in this life, not to travel halfway around the world, but to be with each other in this world. 38. Do you love me? You already love me to a dangerous degree. How dangerous is it. I can no longer live alone. 39. When we meet again, we either hate it too late or hate it too early. 40. Love is a matter of romance, and frustrated people cannot afford it. 41. Love that cannot stay together for life is just a transit station that comes and goes in a long journey. No matter how long you stay, you always have to leave and take another flight. 42. After leaving, I want you not to forget one thing: don’t forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too. 43. Love is not a refuge. If you try to take refuge there, you will be kicked out. 44. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetting requires no effort. 45. In the world of love, there are always some almost ridiculous things that happen. When a person thinks that he can pay off his guilt and live without guilt, the ending has come. It is not only love that is so unbearable, but also life. 46. ??If you love someone, you will love yourself. 47. Commitment is inherently a wrestling match between men and women. Sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases both sides suffer. 48. Love is not a refuge. If you try to take refuge there, you will be kicked out. 49. The most powerful viruses are love and lies.