Simple children's English funny jokes

Where are the eggs? Where are the eggs?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a cake yesterday.

Teacher: Where are the eggs?

Student: It's in the cake, sir.

Where are the eggs?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a cake yesterday.

Teacher: Where is the egg?

Student: It's in the cake, sir.

Strong evidence

Geography teacher: Xiaoqiang, give me three reasons to prove that the earth is round.

Xiao Qiang: Mom says the earth is round. Father said that the earth is round. You said the earth is round.

Strong evidence

Geography teacher: Xiao Qiang, give me three reasons to prove that the earth is round.

Xiao Qiang: Mom says it's round. Dad said it was round. You also said it was round.

I can't take a shower. I don't want to take a shower.

I don't want to take a shower. I don't want to go into the bathtub. I took a bath last week. I don't need to take another shower. I want my rubber duck, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarine and a rubber ball. Now I can't take a shower. The bathtub is too small. It is full of toys. There is no room for me.

I can't take a shower. I can't go into the bathtub. I took a shower last week. I don't need to scrub anymore. I need my rubber duck, a bucket and a boat, my toy whale, a submarine and a rubber ball. No, I can't take a shower. The bathtub is too big. It's full of toys. There is no room for me.