Who can give me the best lines for my sketch?

Hello everyone, I am contestant No. 007……………………, and my name is Huamei.

My mom, I’m on TV, yeah

I hope I can succeed in the challenge and the competition this time

Ah, what? Where are you standing?

Oh, it’s over there, haha. Sorry, sorry. There were so many flowers on the (host's desk), I thought I was standing here.

(Referring to the microphone in the middle of the stage) Just stand here, okay, okay

Hello everyone, I am contestant No. 007……………………, and my name is Huamei .

Huh? Stand forward. Good place, good place

Hello everyone, I am contestant No. 007……………….. Still standing forward, good place, good place, good place. Stand here.

Hey, hey, hey, test test, hello hello. The sound effect is not bad. Haha

Hello everyone, I am contestant No. 007……………………, my name is...

Stand back, no, where are you standing< /p>

Oh, stand here, a good place, a good place, a good place.

Hello everyone, all the judges and teachers, and all the relatives and friends here. My name is Hua Mei. I am contestant No. 007……………………

The purpose of my coming here is a challenge to realize my ideal in life.

Can we start?

Sure, good, good, good, good.

(Singing: There is only you in my heart and not him. You have to believe that my friendship is true. My eyes are for you to see. My eyebrows are painted for you. This is not for him)

What? Judge teacher? Don't imitate others, show yourself. Oh, good place, good place.

Judging from the accent, this judge teacher is from Sichuan, right? Is it really you? real? Really? What a coincidence.

(Sichuan dialect:) Actually, my hometown is also from Sichuan. The two of us are still fellow villagers, so please take good care of us, the judges and teachers.

In that case, then I will sing and dance to a song for everyone... Look, when I saw the judges and teachers, they were so excited that even Trump jumped out of his head.

In that case, then I will sing and dance to Jolin Tsai's "The Sun Never Sets"

(Jump) Wait a minute, I'm waiting for the prelude. , the prelude is not over yet, please wait a moment, right away

one two three go... (the weak lyrics of "The Sun Never Sets")

Thank you everyone. Judge, can you do that? all right.

Let’s say goodbye to a good place.

Looking at this teacher’s accent, you must be from Cantonese.

(Cantonese:) Hello, hello. #￥%￥#……%……——! ! #! —%......

Ah, I don’t understand. hey-hey. I don't understand either.

Then I will sing another Cantonese song. Is that okay? Yes. Good place, good place

(Singing. Cantonese song "Really Love You")

Why are you laughing?

(Continue singing)

< p>Why are you laughing? I hate it. I forgot where I sang.

Then why don’t you sing? Well, let me show you my special talents and tell you a cold joke. Okay

It is about two swallows, flying at low altitude and chatting at the same time.

One of the swallows said: It will rain tonight.

The other swallow said: How did you know?

Another swallow said: Didn’t you listen to what others said? Swallows fly low to make it rain.

How about it, I’ll just say it, it’s a cold joke.

Actually, judge teacher, I just want to show you the quintessence of our country, Peking Opera.

Is that possible? all right. Good place, good place, good place

Oh, judging from the accent, this judge teacher must be from northern Shaanxi. Really, really?

(Northern Shaanxi dialect) Actually speaking, my hometown is also in northern Shaanxi, and I only stayed in Sichuan for a few days.

I just sing a little bit, a little bit is fine. Okay, okay, okay, okay

(Singing in a low voice: "Lin Hai Xue Yuan")

What? Too quiet. Louder.

Hehe, no, it’s mainly because I have a very good voice and I’m afraid of singing loudly and scaring everyone.

It doesn’t matter, really? Really, okay, okay. Correct answer.

(Sing loudly)

Thank you all, judges. What do you think of my singing? Am I okay?

Okay, then do you think I am qualified for this job?

Really? able? Is it really me?

Is it really me? Ha

Thank you, judge, you are really discerning.

But I am very grateful to the judges and teachers for giving me this opportunity. I will definitely do my job well, keep working hard.

But can I ask what my salary is? Ah, 1,000 yuan,

Ah, 250 is too little, the judges and teachers all said 1,000 yuan

When I first started working, 1,000 yuan a month was still fine. Well.

Ah, 1,000 yuan a year, no, then I have to pay more than 2 yuan a day.

No, how much do I want? If you pay more than 2 yuan a day, at least it will cost me 3.5 yuan a day.

(End)