Self-introduction of Tik Tok's humorous jokes

Self-introduction of Tik Tok humorous jokes (selected 10)

When we first arrive in a new environment, we usually need to introduce ourselves. Self-introduction can often let others know something. So what should be included in self-introduction? The following is my self-introduction to Tik Tok's humorous jokes (10 selection), hoping to help you.

Tik Tok's humorous jokes introduce yourself 1 Hello, my name is xxx, and you can call me xx.

I graduated from a school, and like everyone else, I am very excited to see so many new faces.

It is our fate to get along well with everyone in the next X years. My personality ..... In these three years, for the sake of college entrance examination results, we will trust each other and share happiness or pain together.

I hope to live in harmony with everyone, work together and spend three years in high school happily and fully!

Tik Tok Humorous Joke Self-introduction 2 There is a man who is very handsome, well-informed and knowledgeable. Talented people are well-educated and proficient, and there is another person who is eloquent, concise and insightful. I can always see through the crowd and turn the corner. I think I am selfless when I die. There is another person who holds unparalleled swordsmanship, and hidden weapons's first spell is invincible. So he is free from vulgarity, and he is immortal and sacred. Every move is stormy, thunderous and thrilling, sweeping the whole army earth-shattering, claiming to be flawless. Do you know who they are? Do you know what they all look like?

Look at me. Look at me. Do I look like that to you?

Tik Tok's humorous jokes introduce myself. I am not tall, thin, ugly or fat. Walking on the streets of Paris does not affect the city appearance. It won't make other boys happy. Husband has butterflies in his stomach. There is no distinction between high and low academic qualifications. Can basically understand the English instructions of refrigerator. But it won't be boring to study philosophy, discuss special relativity or whether humans can move to Mars and worry too much.

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Tik Tok's Humorous Joke Self-introduction Article 4 Hello everyone, my name is xx, and I am still a little excited because I just entered primary school.

I have a pair of heavy eyebrows, bright black hair, a pair of small and exquisite hands and a Zhang Tiantian mouth. Although I am not tall, I am also very happy.

I just arrived at xxx No.1 Primary School. I feel that the environment here is very good, the school is also very big, the teachers are very kind and humorous, and the students get along well. However, I am an outgoing person and like to make friends. I like reading extracurricular books and doing some sports. When my parents are tired, I will take the initiative to help them share the housework and make them more relaxed. Every time I come home from school, the first thing I do is to do my homework. My parents are good children. After finishing my homework, I will go out to do sports with my parents. They said it would make me taller. It is my character not to delay. First of all,

I have introduced myself to you. I hope you can introduce me to you and become good friends, ok?

Tik Tok humorous jokes self-introduction 5 I am a sixth-grade student, 12 years old. I am neither fat nor thin, nor very tall. I have shiny black hair and a cool hairstyle. My classmates say I am a man. I also have a pair of watery eyes and eyebrows, full of aura.

I also have many hobbies, such as table tennis, music, chess, reading, Chinese … all of them are my hobbies. I remember once, my classmate showed me a book, and I said, OK! It must be that stupid book again. He said enthusiastically, "friend, it's not that broken book anymore." This book is newly bought by me. " I heard the gun take the book away at once and said, "I'll give it back to you this afternoon."

In the afternoon in physical education class, I was still staring at my book in the classroom. Many students said, "Go out and play table tennis! Don't stay here, you are a cat now, and you can't wait for the mouse. " "The cat in the mouse hole is not necessarily waiting for the mouse!" They were impatient and had to go down to play table tennis. I was reading in the classroom.

Now you know me!

My name is Liang, my name is xx, and I am eleven years old this year. Maybe some people don't know me very well, so now let me introduce myself. My height is 1.5 meters, neither thin nor fat. I have a pair of myopia, a big nose, a small mouth and two modest ears. I have a very happy family and many friendly friends.

I am a quiet little girl. I don't like people disturbing me when I am writing or reading, so I will be unhappy. I seldom talk and play with my classmates. I just want to be alone. This is my character.

I have a different habit from others, that is, as long as I don't finish my homework, I won't do anything, I will feel very uncomfortable and unhappy, and I have no mood to do anything. As long as I finish my homework, I'm happy to play. I have a bad habit, that is, when I get home, I always watch TV or play computer first. So my eyesight has improved. Now I am determined to get rid of this bad habit and weaken my eyesight.

I used to be the squadron leader and monitor of Class (2), and every teacher in my grade praised me for my strong management ability. The squadron leaders in other classes admire me very much. Now I am in Class (5), and I am the vice monitor, because I don't want to work too hard.

Academically, barely. We must continue to work hard in the future.

Since I have introduced myself, do you know me now? I hope you can introduce yourself to me and we can make friends together.

Tik Tok's humorous jokes introduce myself 7. A big head, a round face, a small nose under a pair of dark and bright eyes, and a small mouth that reveals the gap between front teeth when laughing constitute a cool me XX.

My weakness is: I am a fan of games. On weekends, as long as I finish my homework, I can't wait to turn on the computer and play games. I didn't leave the computer until my mother stopped. I got a lot of criticism for this.

But I also have advantages: my handwriting is beautiful, and I get an "A" every time I write.

I like painting, and I can always draw some strange things. My masterpiece has a drawer!

My favorite thing is reading books, especially the comic book world. Whenever I get a new issue of Comic World, I am always happy and want to read it all at once. Whenever I see something wonderful, I laugh so hard that my parents sitting by always look at me inexplicably.

My dream is to be a cartoonist. I want my work to bring more joy to fans!

This is me, a little boy with shortcomings and persistent dreams. Do you like me like this?

Tik Tok's humorous jokes introduce myself. 8 I am a Jianghu girl who is loved by everyone, with flowers blooming and cars falling. My name is jade-faced little white dragon, and pear blossoms begonia. I'm handsome enough to be squeezed!

I have no advantage. The only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. The biggest drawback is that I only have advantages. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If it is a mistake to follow the fashion, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness should be punished, then I wouldn't get chopped up; If modesty is to be tortured, how can I escape?

I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often brings a silly girl back and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand. It is said that when I was born, there was an auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

Tik Tok Humorous Joke Self-introduction 9 Hello everyone, my name is xxx, I am nine years old this year, and I come from Class xx, Grade xx, xx Primary School. My hobbies are swimming and playing chess. I am a lively and cheerful little girl.

I have a pair of big bright eyes, a small mouth like a cherry, eyebrows like a willow leaf, long black hair, a face with sharp infrared rays and a oval face.

My mother told me that when I was born, the world-famous Olympic Games was held in Beijing, the capital. In that winter, there was a heavy snow that had never happened in decades, and my grandmother named me X Aoxue. At home, I am a good boy in the hearts of my parents and grandparents. At school, I am a teacher's assistant and a good friend of my classmates. This is me, making friends!

Thank you!

Tik Tok's humorous jokes introduce myself 10 My name is xxx. I had many colorful dreams when I was young. It is my dream to be an announcer or a TV presenter. So, I seized every opportunity to learn broadcasting, practice oral English, speak cross talk, play allegro, perform dance and host programs. I attended the Spring Festival Gala of my father's army, and the allegro tongue twister was warmly welcomed by the soldiers.

I know very well that it is not easy to be a qualified announcer or TV presenter. There will be joy of success on the road to growth, but more frustration of failure; There will be the joy of harvest, but more is the hardship of cultivation. But I have the courage and determination to face all this. So, today, I stand among my classmates.

Like the students here, I am eager to fly high, and I am eager to have more room for development in the future and a broader world to display my talents. I think that if you work hard, you will get something. In the next four years, with the love of teachers, we will have an infinitely bright future.

Thank you!

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